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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #31
    Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.
    Dear me, no. MUCH too much cholesterol.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • stealtfc
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Jun 2007
        • 151
        #32
        Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

        Uh-oh! Mormon people like vanilla pudding, too! It is evil, ban it next! They eat it and use it's demonic-squishiness to entice people. They use it to try to brainwash kids using it to tempt them into eating it. IT MUST BE BANNED!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #33
            Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
            Hey, I never said anything about green jello not being satanic....I said jello in general. There's nothing wrong with jello!
            Once again, you show how little you know.
            Originally posted by Wiki
            Politically, [Jello] is a member of the Green Party[1] and actively supports progressive political causes. He is a self-proclaimed anarchist[1] who advocates civil disobedience and pranksterism in the name of political change. [Jello] is known to use absurdist media tactics in the tradition of the Yippies to highlight issues of civil rights, social justice, and anti-corporatism.
            I think anyone who's at all familiar with Jello Biafra can agree that there's really quite a lot wrong with Jello.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Blind leading the blind
                Unsaved Trash
                Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                using different names.
                Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                • Jun 2007
                • 240
                #34
                Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

                Jello the FOOD, not Jello the PERSON!

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                  • xxsenioritakittenxx
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 16
                    #35
                    Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

                    i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???
                    Buenos Noches, want to buy some of my chicklets?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551
                        #36
                        Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

                        Originally posted by xxsuicidekittenxx View Post
                        i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???
                        Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.

                        Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831
                            #37
                            Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.

                            Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.
                            That's proper English.

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                              • stealtfc
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 151
                                #38
                                Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

                                Oh, i see how you are. So, pudding is good, isn't it? Even though Mormons use it to attract little children? Basically, toy guys don't likejello, so it's evil, but you like pudding, so it's not?

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