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  • Spaghetti Monster
    Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum
    • Feb 2010
    • 67

    #1

    Do all these people go straight to hell?

    Wow. So far, most of your "____ are going to hell" threads condemn most of my friends.

    I have several gay friends. I also have a few who are transsexual, if that's any better or worse.

    I know a couple of girls who are furries.

    I have a few friends who are goths.

    I know several Buddists and I'm even studying it myself.

    Yes, I know several Catholics, too (I ain't calling them Cat-lickers, or anything like that). And I have a good friend who is Mexican/American.

    Oh, and I also know alot of vegitarians.

    These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

    We don't condemn them. God condemns them. Perhaps they should take up their perversions with Him and see if they could change His Mind.
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

      Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
      These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people
      Since when is being a good, friendly person enough to get you into Heaven?

      John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

      If it were, we could earn our salvation, which we cannot:

      Eph. 2:8-9: For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

      and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
      Ezek. 3:18-19: When I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; and thou givest him not warning, nor speakest to warn the wicked from his wicked way, to save his life; the same wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.
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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

        Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
        Wow. So far, most of your "____ are going to hell" threads condemn most of my friends.

        I have several gay friends. I also have a few who are transsexual, if that's any better or worse.

        I know a couple of girls who are furries.

        I have a few friends who are goths.

        I know several Buddists and I'm even studying it myself.

        Yes, I know several Catholics, too (I ain't calling them Cat-lickers, or anything like that). And I have a good friend who is Mexican/American.

        Oh, and I also know alot of vegitarians.

        These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!

        The Good Lord gave you and all your sinner friends the same free will he gave all of us True Christians(TM). We have chosen to follow God words and we will be at His side.

        You and your friends including the cathreliks will be spending a lot of quality time in Hell. Now if you choose to repent and accept Jesus, you to can be saved. Better act fast before you get the AID and die.

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #5
          Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

          Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
          They are all good, friendly people
          It pains me to say this, but I believe you.

          and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
          Well, as Pastor Issac has pointed out, being "good and friendly" won't get you into Heaven; in fact, some would argue that being "good and friendly" isn't even required. I suggest you read Pastor Billy's sermon Follow the Word of God, not your "conscience". From the sermon:

          I know a homosexual couple who have been in a committed, monogamous relationship for thirty years. They are honest and hardworking members of the community. They have an adopted son who grew up to be just as normal and well-adjusted as anyone else. They defy every off-the-wall stereotype of gays that the American Family Association has ever thought up. If I relied on my own empathy and conscience, I would probably conclude that homosexuality is ok, and that gay marriage is nothing to be afraid of. I need the Bible to tell me that it is wrong. (Leviticus 20:13 - Brick Testament; Romans 1:26-27)

          [...]

          I know many nonchristians who live happy, productive lives. They love their families, and they are honest and hardworking. If I relied on my own empathy and conscience, I would probably conclude that it doesn't matter what, if any, religion people follow, and that we should all try to just get along. I need the Bible to tell me that nonchristians are all antichrists (2 John 7) to be shunned (2 Cor.6:14-17), and if they ever try to deconvert a Christian, I am required to kill them. (Dt.13:6-10)
          I hope that helps you understand our position here.
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          • Jacob the Angry Liar
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 309

            #6
            Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            Wow. So far, most of your "____ are going to hell" threads condemn most of my friends.

            I have several gay friends. I also have a few who are transsexual, if that's any better or worse.
            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination (Leviticus 18:22)

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            I know a couple of girls who are furries.
            Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen. (Deuteronomy 27:21)

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            I have a few friends who are goths.
            And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel. (Zephaniah 1:8)

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            I know several Buddists and I'm even studying it myself.
            And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt. (Jeremiah 25:6)

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            Yes, I know several Catholics, too (I ain't calling them Cat-lickers, or anything like that). And I have a good friend who is Mexican/American
            And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt. (Jeremiah 25:6)

            Catlycks (and most Messicants) worship Mary instead of God.

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            Oh, and I also know alot of vegitarians.
            There's nothing wrong with vegetarianism its self, but most vegetarians are lie-beral atheists, because True Christians™ know that they have dominion over all living creatures.

            And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. (Genesis 1:26)

            Vegetarians are not True Christians™.

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
            Yes, they are evil, because they are going against the Holy Word of the LORD God, as stated in the 1611 KJV Holy Bible. To answer your question, yes, all of these people will go to Hell, unless they repent their evil ways, accept the 1611 KJV Bible as the word of God and Jesus Christ as their savior, get baptised, never sin again, and tithe to God's Favorite Church™, Landover Baptist. The same goes for you.

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              Wow. So far, most of your "____ are going to hell" threads condemn most of my friends.

              I have several gay friends. I also have a few who are transsexual, if that's any better or worse.
              They can go to Heven as long as they stop being gay before they die. I'm sure someone on this forum can refer you to a program that could help them with this. Once they stop being gay and accept Jesus into their lives and join a real Christian Church then they should be fine.

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              I know a couple of girls who are furries.
              Though women should practice good hygiene so they can find a good husband this alone shouldn't condemn them. What Church do they go to?

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              I have a few friends who are goths.
              I wouldn't worry about them, they worship Satan and want to go to Hell.

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              I know several Buddists and I'm even studying it myself.
              see above answer.

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              Yes, I know several Catholics, too (I ain't calling them Cat-lickers, or anything like that).
              see above answer
              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              And I have a good friend who is Mexican/American.
              Good for you

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              Oh, and I also know alot of vegitarians.
              Same as your gay friends.

              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
              These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
              Do you have any scripture to back this up?
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • BillSattler
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 48

                #8
                Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                blah blah blah I am hell bound blah blah blah
                These people aren't evil. What about these things makes any of them evil? They are all good, friendly people and it's wrong for you to condem them for this!
                Do you have any scripture to back up these lies? My brothers and sisters in Christ© have taken time to refute your lies with scripture. I challenge you to do the same, after all this is a True Christian™ site you have trolled.
                KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
                surely be put to death."

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                  Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                  Wow. So far, most of your "____ are going to hell" threads condemn most of my friends.
                  The real question is not whether those people are your friends, but whether YOU are THEIR friend.

                  So you're saying that you KNOW they will all go to Hell and you do NOTHING about it. What kind of a friend are you then??

                  Have you done ANY effort at all to convert them to True Christianity?
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • XoCuppycake
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                    Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                    They can go to Heven as long as they stop being gay before they die. I'm sure someone on this forum can refer you to a program that could help them with this. Once they stop being gay and accept Jesus into their lives and join a real Christian Church then they should be fine.
                    what about all the scientific evidence to show that if you are gay, you are BORN that way - there is no way to change who you are (even if you wanted to, though i'm not sure why anyone would). by saying it is wrong to be gay, are you criticising God's creation?

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #11
                      Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                      Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                      what about all the scientific evidence to show that if you are gay, you are BORN that way - there is no way to change who you are (even if you wanted to, though i'm not sure why anyone would). by saying it is wrong to be gay, are you criticising God's creation?
                      If you are right, then why would God say this:

                      Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Does that look like God likes gay people?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • XoCuppycake
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        If you are right, then why would God say this:

                        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                        Does that look like God likes gay people?
                        it doesn't mean that God dislikes gay people - the bible was written by PEOPLE, and this was the general veiw at the time, but most people have moved on since then.

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #13
                          Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                          Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                          it doesn't mean that God dislikes gay people
                          So what do you think the word "abomination" means?

                          Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                          the bible was written by PEOPLE, and this was the general veiw at the time, but most people have moved on since then.
                          Please cite Scripture to support your claim. Otherwise it's just your opinion against God. God wins.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • XoCuppycake
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 16

                            #14
                            Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Please cite Scripture to support your claim. Otherwise it's just your opinion against God. God wins.
                            it's not my opinion against God, it is my opinion against yours, because there is no hard evidence to show that this is Gods belief.
                            if God was against Gays, surely they would be made to suffer(?) and do they suffer, - i think not.

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #15
                              Re: Do all these people go straight to hell?

                              Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                              it's not my opinion against God, it is my opinion against yours
                              Well, my opinion is that if you jump out of a building you will die. Your opinion is that you won't.

                              I do not want you to simply copy my opinion. I want you to read the KJV 1611 Bible and use your brain.

                              Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                              because there is no hard evidence to show that this is Gods belief.
                              Have you tried explaining the colors of the rainbow to a blind man? The blind man will say there is no hard evidence. Same thing here.

                              Originally posted by XoCuppycake View Post
                              if God was against Gays, surely they would be made to suffer(?) and do they suffer, - i think not.
                              So you are saying that HIV/AIDS does not exist? Please feel free to do research to find out that this disease is carried almost exclusively by gays.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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