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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #376
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
    Well in fact im english, get over it youre not. so if it wasnt u, then who puted "Mexijican trash" or sumthing in that line before my nickname and pic? and abut the thirth, i dont give a damn.
    "puted" isn't a word. Nor is "sumthing".

    Let me translate your Idjitspeak into English:

    Well, in fact, I'm English. Get over it, you're not.

    So, if it wasn't you, who put "Mexijican Trash" in the line before my nickname and pic?

    Oh, and I don't give a damn about the "thirth".
    See how much easier that is to understand?

    Only Pastors can make changes to your name or those other lines. Sorry, it wasn't me. And if memory serves, your ISP indicates that you're in Brazil.

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    • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
      Unsaved Mexijican Trash
      Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Mar 2007
      • 90

      #377
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      i dont care about the correct things. you should know it....per vox di 3 vicis 3 planto lemma animadverto, lemma animadverto.

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #378
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
        i dont care about the correct things. you should know it....per vox di 3 vicis 3 planto lemma animadverto, lemma animadverto.
        Sorryo. No hablo retardo.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • PaganCutie
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Apr 2007
          • 16

          #379
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

          just wondering *shrugs*

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #380
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by PaganCutie View Post
            But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

            just wondering *shrugs*
            Why is following God's Law wrong? The Bible says "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live". How exactly can you say that's wrong? By your mere human values? You who ignore the God who created you in favor of some goddess of your imagination?

            As far as what is or is not against the law . . . Freehold is under God's Law, not Man's Law.

            Finally, I don't know what sort of Satanic symbol >.>; is supposed to be, but please keep your pseud-heiroglyphics to yourself! False goddesses make Jesus very angry!

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            • M.D.
              Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
              Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
              • Mar 2007
              • 106

              #381
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Would you like us to draw a map saying "Terrorist attack here" for your too? No, we are not going to make it that easy for Al Quida.
              Send me a private message or something then...I'm not really into the whole terrorist so no need to worry. And who would want to bomb Landover anyway?

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #382
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                Send me a private message or something then...I'm not really into the whole terrorist so no need to worry. And who would want to bomb Landover anyway?
                Sick weirdos like you.

                Why aren't you in quarantine, anyway?

                The gated community of Freehold is not incorporated as a city because the Church Fathers do not want it on maps. If it were on maps, sick weirdos like you would be driving up to the gates whenever you liked.

                Meanwhile, you of all people have no need of such knowledge. You're not welcome in Freehold. If you wish to go to Hell sooner, you can kill yourself using far fewer resources than would be required for you to come to Freehold for a traditional stoning.

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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #383
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Originally posted by PaganCutie View Post
                  But... You guys don't really kill humans, right? Because that's kinda wrong and against the law >.>;

                  just wondering *shrugs*
                  Well, I'd hardly call mudslime heathens humans, less worthy to live than dogs, yes. But if that's what you consider killing humans then I do it legally, as sanctioned by God's Favorite Nation, America.
                  Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007, 11:05 PM.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #384
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                    Well, I'd hardly call mudslime heathens humans, less worthy to live than dogs, yes. But if that's what you consider killing humans then I do it legally, as sanctioned by God's Favorite Nation, America.
                    Psst . . . I think she's talking about witches. At the witch hunt. Surely she knows that Islamofascists aren't human.
                    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-13-2007, 11:10 PM.

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                    • Warrior in Christ
                      "Stumpy"
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 430

                      #385
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Psst . . . I think she's talking about witches. At the witch hunt. Surely she knows that Islamofascists aren't human.
                      OH, forgive me for forgetting what this thread was about. It seems all I have on my mind is killing Is-lamo-fascists as of late. Must be the Christ inside of me.
                      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                      • M.D.
                        Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
                        Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 106

                        #386
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                        Sick weirdos like you.

                        Why aren't you in quarantine, anyway?

                        The gated community of Freehold is not incorporated as a city because the Church Fathers do not want it on maps. If it were on maps, sick weirdos like you would be driving up to the gates whenever you liked.

                        Meanwhile, you of all people have no need of such knowledge. You're not welcome in Freehold. If you wish to go to Hell sooner, you can kill yourself using far fewer resources than would be required for you to come to Freehold for a traditional stoning.
                        It's not like it's hard to find something in Iowa...I think you're making it up.

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #387
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                          It's not like it's hard to find something in Iowa...I think you're making it up.
                          You also think that Homerism is caused by a person having a hormonal imbalance.

                          Why, if we were to list all the things you think that aren't true, we'd be here until Jesus comes.

                          Meanwhile, perhaps you should get it through your head that we at LBC are here to share the Truth about God's Word, not yammer about you and your idiotic "thoughts".

                          Have you read the Bible yet, or are you just here to cast aspersions upon God's Favorite Church?

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                          • M.D.
                            Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
                            Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 106

                            #388
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            You also think that Homerism is caused by a person having a hormonal imbalance.

                            Why, if we were to list all the things you think that aren't true, we'd be here until Jesus comes.

                            Meanwhile, perhaps you should get it through your head that we at LBC are here to share the Truth about God's Word, not yammer about you and your idiotic "thoughts".

                            Have you read the Bible yet, or are you just here to cast aspersions upon God's Favorite Church?
                            I don't have a Bible....

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #389
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                              I don't have a Bible....
                              And THAT is the root of your problem.


                              You can read the entire KJV1611 Bible at www.biblegateway.com. Better get started, Jesus gives pop quizzes.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • M.D.
                                Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
                                Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 106

                                #390
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                And THAT is the root of your problem.


                                You can read the entire KJV1611 Bible at www.biblegateway.com. Better get started, Jesus gives pop quizzes.
                                I don't read fictional stories anymore. That's so junior high...

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