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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496
    #391
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    "puted" isn't a word. Nor is "sumthing".

    Let me translate your Idjitspeak into English:


    See how much easier that is to understand?

    Only Pastors can make changes to your name or those other lines. Sorry, it wasn't me. And if memory serves, your ISP indicates that you're in Brazil.
    His/Her IP resolves to a .mx on the end, which is mexico, as I understand it.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • Elmer Christianson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 133
        #392
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
        His/Her IP resolves to a .mx on the end, which is mexico, as I understand it.
        Do I need a hunting permit for Mehijuco?
        Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #393
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by M.D. View Post
            I don't read fictional stories anymore. That's so junior high...
            Friend,

            If you say The Bible is a fictional story would care to share with us all those primary source histories on the Bronze Age Kingdom of Judah that disagree with The Bible?

            The Bible has four different authors recounting of the life of Jesus all written with in living memory of Jesus time. That is two more sources than we have on Alexander the Great and those were written over three hundred years after Alexander's death. Does this mean Alexander the Great is also a fictional character? I find this double standard of you banner bears of the reason most interesting.

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              • Warrior in Christ
                "Stumpy"
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2007
                • 430
                #394
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                If you say The Bible is a fictional story would care to share with us all those primary source histories on the Bronze Age Kingdom of Judah that disagree with The Bible?

                The Bible has four different authors recounting of the life of Jesus all written with in living memory of Jesus time. That is two more sources than we have on Alexander the Great and those were written over three hundred years after Alexander's death. Does this mean Alexander the Great is also a fictional character?
                Brother Bobby-Joe makes a very valid point here Heathen, research the Bible(KJV1611). It's the most historically accurate book of all time. Not to mention, it's the direct word of GOD. Even the secular researchers will agree with this point.
                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #395
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
                    Do I need a hunting permit for Mehijuco?
                    Not if you're a Godly White American.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Warrior in Christ
                        "Stumpy"
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 430
                        #396
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Not if you're a Godly White American.
                        I spent a lot of time on the border with the National Guard, great hunting, that's for sure. Messicans are just so more fun to shoot at than hadji, because hadji shoots back with RPGs usually.
                        Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #397
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                            I don't read fictional stories anymore. That's so junior high...
                            Friend, leaving aside the Truth of God's Word for a moment, did you just dismiss the entire canon of English literature as "junior high"?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                                Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                                Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 90
                                #398
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                Sorryo. No hablo retardo.
                                Well, how ignorant is ppl in this days, they don't even know the difference between american and latin!

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                                  • Lord Lucifer
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 132
                                    #399
                                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                    Just wanted to ask that too
                                    I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                                      • OnYourKnees
                                        On Extended Furlough
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 4729
                                        #400
                                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                        Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                                        Well, how ignorant is ppl in this days, they don't even know the difference between american and latin!
                                        We don't speak Popish here.

                                        Take your Catholic jibber jabber elsewhere!!

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #401
                                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                                            Just wanted to ask that too
                                            Wanted to ask,… what Lucy? Why are you such a retard you can't make a complete sentence? I think it is clear you could never find Jesus if the two of you were locked in a closet together.

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                              • Peacesells
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 51
                                                #402
                                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Not if you're a Godly White American.

                                                I have a question for you...

                                                If you hate gays/fags so much why do you have an effiminated/porbably gay guy as your avatar?

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                                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15708
                                                    #403
                                                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                                    Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
                                                    I have a question for you...

                                                    If you hate gays/fags so much why do you have an effiminated/porbably gay guy as your avatar?
                                                    How dare you speak to the Pastor like that!

                                                    He is the manliest man I know and a fantastic Pastor who knows and loves GOD!

                                                    I demand an apology!

                                                    In the mean time you have earned yourself some infraction points.

                                                    We don't goon your website insulting you zit faced gothtards. Don't come to GOD'S favorite Forum and insult it's members.

                                                    REPENT!

                                                    Upset, Sister Thumper
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                                                      • MoonFlower
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 522
                                                        #404
                                                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                                        Originally posted by Peacesells View Post
                                                        I have a question for you...

                                                        If you hate gays/fags so much why do you have an effiminated/porbably gay guy as your avatar?
                                                        Oh no you didn't just go there! If you know what's best for you, you WILL leave Zeke alone, understood?

                                                        Moon
                                                        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                                                          • Peacesells
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 51
                                                            #405
                                                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                            How dare you speak to the Pastor like that!

                                                            He is the manliest man I know and a fantastic Pastor who knows and loves GOD!

                                                            I demand an apology!

                                                            In the mean time you have earned yourself some infraction points.

                                                            We don't goon your website insulting you zit faced gothtards. Don't come to GOD'S favorite Forum and insult it's members.

                                                            REPENT!

                                                            Upset, Sister Thumper

                                                            Oh that's actually him haha it looks like somebody who would be on a gay pride parade...

                                                            Oh and by the way goths are fags.

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