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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Look Rachael, this whole thing about me being in drag with Denis Hasart on top of a pile of congressional pages is just and utter lie. You should no better than to listen to stuff like that.
    My dear BJ, you're the one who in this thread has been telling me the whole story.

    And as to the witch hunt, no one even remotely close to catching Lilith or I. It seems with your aim you couldn't catch the broad side of a barn!

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  • Elmer Christianson
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    Our First Bagged Wiccaden!

    The Godly Mrs. Rogers has requested a live one, so me and the Coon Hunters managed to get us the leader of a large coven in Iowa Falls. She's still alive for interrogating, but the (slightly older) Ladies of Landover are interrogatin her (Republican Style!). I sure hope to get back to the old barn so I can hear that wiccadon howl a few times. Elmer C
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    Last edited by Glendora Christianson; 10-07-2006, 02:33 AM. Reason: Forgot her ugly picture!

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  • Ixi
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Who says I will step on a mine? You? Or Jesus?

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  • Mrs. Rogers
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.
    Far be it from me to grumble and gripe, but year after year we elderly True Christians™ are relegated to the sidelines of this most Blessed Event; it is understandable however, seeing as our eyesight is poor and our feeble trigger fingers are so terribly shakey. Would someone be so kind as to bag a live wiccan this year, so that we oldies can finish it off? Of course the wiccan would have to be disabled somehow - perhaps one of the men could take a chainsaw to it's legs - but you'll be treated to a fine display of Geriatric Fury©, as we thump the hapless wicker with our canes; it may take several days for the wiccan to expire as we will have to take it in shifts, fueled by pots of tea, Jesus Himself, and many a drooling nap.

    But there needs to be a ban on walking frames as weapons: Mrs. McKinley was practising a battering technique with her frame, ramming it into and over a mattress when she lost her balance and fell, breaking her hip.

    Please pray for her speedy recovery.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    There we go! Another one! You know, it's going to be awfully hard to hunt witches in all that getup and stilettos, you know!
    Look Rachael, this whole thing about me being in drag with Denis Hasart on top of a pile of congressional pages is just and utter lie. You should no better than to listen to stuff like that.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What makes you think I was wearing a slip?
    There we go! Another one! You know, it's going to be awfully hard to hunt witches in all that getup and stilettos, you know!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Well, BT didn't mention garter or panties....was that a Freudian slip?
    What makes you think I was wearing a slip?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Silence your lying tongue, demon! I don't care what anyone says, or what photographs are published where (they've probably just been doctored by the Islamists at Reuters), BROTHER BOBBY JOE IS A GODLY MAN, AND HE DOES NOT WEAR FISHNETS!
    Actually, I was referring to something else but now that you mention it, that would explain a LOT.... *snicker*

    So, sometime in the next decade, then?
    Hmm.
    True as that may or may not be, they still aren't ending up at Wu Lin's.

    Thank you brother. I do not know how many times I must repeat those pictures of me in garter, hose, and panties were frauds done by wickers to slander me.
    Well, BT didn't mention garter or panties....was that a Freudian slip?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I am joining the army.
    Praise!
    With Jesus Heavenly aid, I know you will step on a mine and have your lower body blown off as you deserve for rejecting HIM!

    GLORY!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Silence your lying tongue, demon! I don't care what anyone says, or what photographs are published where (they've probably just been doctored by the Islamists at Reuters), BROTHER BOBBY JOE IS A GODLY MAN, AND HE DOES NOT WEAR FISHNETS!
    Thank you brother. I do not know how many times I must repeat those pictures of me in garter, hose, and panties were frauds done by wickers to slander me.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Now, do you really think it's better for me to end up in one of BJ's fishnets being dragged over to landover 'rehab'? You can't possibly think that, can you?
    Silence your lying tongue, demon! I don't care what anyone says, or what photographs are published where (they've probably just been doctored by the Islamists at Reuters), BROTHER BOBBY JOE IS A GODLY MAN, AND HE DOES NOT WEAR FISHNETS!
    Originally posted by Van Hellthing
    And it'll be a warm day in the north pole before Daisy and Raptor end up at Wu Lin's, thankyou very much.
    So, sometime in the next decade, then?

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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Re: Let's Keep on Subject Folks!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    So what will you do when you find the witches?
    My husband Elmer usually looks for gold teeth and pulls them first. Then he might interrogate (Republican style) the witch so he can find more to hunt. Finally, he dresses out the witch and throws her over the spare tire on the back of his 4X4. If elmer is in a good mood, he'll come by the house and take me to Wal-Mart for a hot fudge sundae at the McDonalds. Folks in the Wal-Mart parking lot love to gawk at the kill and take Elmer's picture with the kill.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    No, they weren't us. We don't know who they were.

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  • MoonFlower
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    PM me those pics, Moon, and I'll be happy to confirm.

    Done.

    Moon

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    But I thought you said that the girlss in the pics I took were you and Lilith? If those girls aren't you, then don't worry. As for the Daisy and Raptor are ever in the forrest, they're welcome. Damnien (my psycho kitty) might have a problem with that, but he'll eventually get over it. My other kitties would love company.

    Please clarify whether it was you and Lilith in those pictures...

    Moon
    PM me those pics, Moon, and I'll be happy to confirm.

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