[Bobby-Joe]

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How?

If I were you I'd be asking "how do I stop making the Baby Jesus cry" harlot. You get enough no point warnings there will be consequences. You do not want to be on Landover Secret Administrative Review. I know for a fact Pastor Al has a Church forum SMTE -72b on his desk with your name already penciled in on the top.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How?

I rest my case.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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A no-point warning for a no-point feminazi witch. That makes sense.

How?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ms. Von Heelclinker, I feel compelled to give you a no-point warning. Please capitalize Freehold in the future. Our Lord Jesus Christ is offended!

A no-point warning for a no-point feminazi witch. That makes sense.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Yeah but you're more limited to hunting around the freehold area. Which means for me, no more caves, and no more big hairy spiders!
(Speaking of which, you might be getting a special delivery at the church sometime soon)

Ms. Von Heelclinker, I feel compelled to give you a no-point warning. Please capitalize Freehold in the future. Our Lord Jesus Christ is offended!

PS for the rest of you, where's the witch kills?

[Talitha]

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[QUOTE=Jesus is Lord;7763]

Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?[/qoute]
All non-True Christian sites pretty much. Everyone knows the Internet is mostly porn and other sinful things.


Can you really be so dense? I'm talking about God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. They are the Three in One. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one and the same.

Just like down at the Landover Supermarket BUT BETTER!

You buy ONE you get TWO free!

[Jesus is Lord]

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Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?

All non-True Christian sites pretty much. Everyone knows the Internet is mostly porn and other sinful things.

And what Lord is it that you speak of? I merely know of one lord, and his 'name' is God.

Can you really be so dense? I'm talking about God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. They are the Three in One. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are all one and the same.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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There are a few of us who have permanent hunting permits....All year, any season, no limit.

The public hunting season will be over for another year, but just as Vice-President Cheney has special rights to shoot down doubters of the President's policies all year 'round, so do we have permanent rights to find and confront those whose continued existence is an insult to JESUS.

Yeah but you're more limited to hunting around the freehold area. Which means for me, no more caves, and no more big hairy spiders!
(Speaking of which, you might be getting a special delivery at the church sometime soon)

[TheConfusedOne]

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Yet you have the Internet. What is more important? Tithing to the Lord and eating or having access to filth (Landover is the only exception)?

Tithing to the Lord will help you onto the path to Salvation and off the road to Hell, where you are now.

Id rather have access to what you call 'filth.' Tell me, WHAT do you consider filth?

And what Lord is it that you speak of? I merely know of one lord, and his 'name' is God.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Ive been using the same shoes that I had since I was 12! They are STILL GOOD! I am not wasting any money here, lady! Also, I hardly even eat! I basically eat a simple sandwich in the morning and I live off of that all day! So dont be telling me what to do! And if I wish to save my money then that is what I desire to do! No amount of argumentative statements will ever change that! And if Jesus needs money THAT badly, then why doesnt he just create it himself? He did TEMPORARILY die for us and came back THREE days later! Im pretty sure he can make money appear from thin air!

Yet you have the Internet. What is more important? Tithing to the Lord and eating or having access to filth (Landover is the only exception)?

Tithing to the Lord will help you onto the path to Salvation and off the road to Hell, where you are now.

[TheConfusedOne]

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Look jennifer, just because you throw a hissy fit, it doesn't follow that Jesus gives up on you. You are incapable of having "an intelligent conversation with True Christians", so that can't be why you are here. There must be another reson.....

Jesus Himself called you here, so try and act like a man for a change. Get on your knees for a GOOD reason this time; BEG Jesus to take over your degenerate life!

Is this the reason why you havent banished me from here yet? I TRY to have an intellectual conversation, but all you seem capable of doing is insulting me. You want me to act like a man? I have been, but your most likely too terrified to see this fact. Most likely because you were beat so much that your logic was beaten out of you. Maybe another good beating will bring it back in.

All this time I have been talking like a man, but you, my young jenny, have been acting like a child, using your Bible as a sheild from my logic and reason. I will never fall to my knees for ANYONE, not even Jesus himself. I will for God, but not for anyone else.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ahh, good. Thanks, Pastor I wouldn't have expected you to tell me
ALL the hunters will be gone then, won't they? None left lurking anywhere?

The public hunting season will be over for another year, but just as Vice-President Cheney has special rights to shoot down doubters of the President's policies all year 'round, so do we have permanent rights to find and confront those whose continued existence is an insult to JESUS.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ahh, good. Thanks, Pastor I wouldn't have expected you to tell me
ALL the hunters will be gone then, won't they? None left lurking anywhere?

There are a few of us who have permanent hunting permits....All year, any season, no limit.

[TheConfusedOne]

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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Jesus wants every cent. Don't try and jew Him down!

Trying to persuade me with verses from the Bible is the same as trying to convince me that there is such thing as 'Pokemon.' Think of a better example and come back to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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At least yor finally calling me what I am! I got into your head THAT much. And as for these so called 'warning points,' I could seriously care less if I am banned! I was just here to have an INTELLIGENT conversation with True Christians and then you start discriminating against me on almost EVERYTHING that I have said! So ban me, do it! I DARE YOU!

Look jennifer, just because you throw a hissy fit, it doesn't follow that Jesus gives up on you. You are incapable of having "an intelligent conversation with True Christians", so that can't be why you are here. There must be another reson.....

Jesus Himself called you here, so try and act like a man for a change. Get on your knees for a GOOD reason this time; BEG Jesus to take over your degenerate life!