[Truewiccan]

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i am a true wiccan and all you little ****n ladover baptist ****s can kiss my ass. you guys will never be able to catch me or my boyfreind.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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i am a true wiccan and all you little ****n ladover baptist ****s can kiss my ass. you guys will never be able to catch me or my boyfreind.

in the words of our beloved most high Pastor.........

GONG!!!!!!

[Witch Hammer]

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i am a true wiccan

Really? Your username suggests that you're a "ture" wiccan. Either way, you'll end up biting sulfur in hell as satan ravages your colon with his wickedly barbed hate-plow, witch.

[666porn666]

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[True_One]

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You are surely the most foul in my eyes. For you are evil. No son of God but disciple of the Devil are you.

[SalvationSeeker]

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YOU GUYS ARE ****ING RACIST FREAKS! [gay-porn link removed] I'M PURPOSELY POSTING HTIS PORN TO GET YOU GUYS TO SLAP OUT OF YOUR FOOLISH FANATIC WAYS. LOOK AT THIS PORN AND LIKE IT THEN STOP BEING DISCRIMINATIVE, CHRISTIAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DISCRIMINATIVE!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

[Glendora Christianson]

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YOU GUYS ARE ****ING RACIST FREAKS! HORRIBLNESS REMOVED! I'M PURPOSELY POSTING HTIS PORN TO GET YOU GUYS TO SLAP OUT OF YOUR FOOLISH FANATIC WAYS. LOOK AT THIS PORN AND LIKE IT THEN STOP BEING DISCRIMINATIVE, CHRISTIAN'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DISCRIMINATIVE!

Dear Lord! And on a Sunday! We are too supposed to discriminate, especially against unsaved scum like you . . .

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
NOW be gone SODOMITE!

[La Vie Boheme]

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October is the High-Season for witch hunting and we have some important guidelines to discuss. Please print a copy of this bulletin to keep in the field.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Fattest Witch, Ugliest Witch, Fattest&Ugliest Witch.

Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Same as above.

Oct 22-31 ANYTHING GOES! All weapons and methods, NO LIMIT, NO RULES!

CONTEST: Most Creative Kill, Funniest Kill, Best Kill Photo.

PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.

Is this really necessary??? Well, at least MoonFlower will be spared.

[Talitha]

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Is this really necessary??? Well, at least MoonFlower will be spared.

How do you know of Moonflower?
Is there something you're not telling us?

[La Vie Boheme]

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How do you know of Moonflower?
Is there something you're not telling us?

Actually, no Sister. I've just seen her around the forums before I had a chance to register is all. She seemed fairly nice, which is why I was thankful. Pardon me if I was being rude.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Actually, no Sister. I've just seen her around the forums before I had a chance to register is all. She seemed fairly nice, which is why I was thankful. Pardon me if I was being rude.

Please stop talking about Moonflower! Many years ago she was a forgotten waif who was thrown overboard from a boatload of Venezeluan refugees and recovered by the Coast Guard who rescued her against all odds in the horrible tossing swells of the Icy North Caribbean sea. She accepted Christ as her savior and I adopted her as my own step-granddaughter once removed...after all,
her skin IS dark so obviously she couldn't be my REAL adopted granddaughter!

Anyway, after giving her a name suitable for a half-darkie (Poquito Carnitas), a good education in the kitchen and scullery and teaching her to clean house and kill and gut animals for the table as a decent Baptist husband would expect, the ungrateful little tart ran away into the woods and became a WICCAN! She even rejected the loving name I had given her and became known as MOONFLOWER.

I almost didn't survive the shock. I still try to keep the hunters from nailing her skin to the trophy house wall every October, but I can't protect her forever and she will end up as SATAN'S sphincter.

My point is that hearing that name is painful to me.

[La Vie Boheme]

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Please stop talking about Moonflower! Many years ago she was a forgotten waif who was thrown overboard from a boatload of Venezeluan refugees and recovered by the Coast Guard who rescued her against all odds in the horrible tossing swells of the Icy North Caribbean sea. She accepted Christ as her savior and I adopted her as my own step-granddaughter once removed...after all,
her skin IS dark so obviously she couldn't be my REAL adopted granddaughter!

Anyway, after giving her a name suitable for a half-darkie (Poquito Carnitas), a good education in the kitchen and scullery and teaching her to clean house and kill and gut animals for the table as a decent Baptist husband would expect, the ungrateful little tart ran away into the woods and became a WICCAN! She even rejected the loving name I had given her and became known as MOONFLOWER.

I almost didn't survive the shock. I still try to keep the hunters from nailing her skin to the trophy house wall every October, but I can't protect her forever and she will end up as SATAN'S sphincter.

My point is that hearing that name is painful to me.

I am very sorry that I brought you that pain, sir. What you did for her was very generous. This might be a bit bold, but, you did the best you could to bring her up right, but free will is still present, is it not? It was her choice, after all. Again, I'm sorry if that was rude of me to say, I just thought it needed to be said. Again I am very sorry sir, God bless.

[Talitha]

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I am very sorry that I brought you that pain, sir. What you did for her was very generous. This might be a bit bold, but, you did the best you could to bring her up right, but free will is still present, is it not? It was her choice, after all. Again, I'm sorry if that was rude of me to say, I just thought it needed to be said. Again I am very sorry sir, God bless.

I think at this point you should quit digging and make a Loving Donation To Jesus™.
You will feel so much better.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Did I just hear this little frenchie bring up "free will"?

Please show me where this is mentioned in the Holy Bible. I'll wait.....

[Remy Lebeau]

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Notorious Wiccans

Bull Beatrix Bane*

This wicker has been haunting the area for 3 years now. 2 years ago she was elevated to notorious status when she bit off the lower lip of the late Brother Pat Dillon during a close range confrontation. The incident has been a constant reminder not to assume a shot wiccan is a dead wiccan.

Tessa Desowa*

Known as the dismal siren. Her incessant whining, piss poor attitude, and dismal poetry lolled dear Brother Bill McClellan into a lax and vulnerable state. When his guard was down she bludgeoned him in the back of the head with a rather large rock and escaped. Although the hit to the head did not knock him unconscious the wicker used her satanic powers to drop this godly man's trousers causing him to trip and fall. This greatly aided in her escape. Lesson learned: Tie them up before you scre tag and bag them. You're better off just sending them back to Satan rather than ministering to them.

Red Widow*

Watch out gentlemen. This harlot emasculated former Deacon Ethan Phillips. He had her cornered and ready to bag. This siren used her satanic powers to somehow get the deacon to remove his pants and lie down. This tends to be a typical wiccan spell. She then, magically, got close enough to bite off the man parts of the former deacon. She even managed to convince him that he was a retard. He yelled, "How stupid could I have been!!!" all the way to the hospital. Sadly, eunuchs aren't allowed to gather with the rest of the congregation.

Snag either of these witches and you will earn bonus points. Basically, it's like taking down a known ace pilot. Faces have to be recognizable. Several people have spotted these harlots. Brother Phillips and McClellan will be present to personally ID two of these soldiers of Lucifer. Bull Beatrix Bane has strong armed her way out of so many situations that a good number of huntsmen can identify her.

Happy Hunting

*All photos are proximities based on eye witness accounts. People portrayed in these photos are not the actual notorious witch in question.