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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #46
    Re: Let's Keep on Subject Folks!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    And still no trace of Lilith and I amongst the captives. Muahahaha....
    It's a witch hunt, not an elephant safari.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #47
      Re: Let's Keep on Subject Folks!

      Bah. You're just sore because of what TCFH did to the last guy who tried to capture Lilith.
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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #48
        Re: Let's Keep on Subject Folks!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Bah. You're just sore because of what TCFH did to the last guy who tried to capture Lilith.
        That was one of our Mexican gardners'. We never did find the poor bastard's legs. That "cat" (and I use the word very losely) had enough sense to stay way from anyone with a firearm when Lilith was in rehab.

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        • MoonFlower
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 522

          #49
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Heh. Good luck catching Lilith or I. At the very least you'd lose a finger in the process, and still come nowhere near catching us.
          NO WAY! God, I would have figured you two looked a lot better than the ones I saw, but hey...w/e...to each his own. If that was you two though, it'll hurt me to have to hunt you both down, but I'll do it...especially if that blood belonged to Mike. I'm a pretty agile little creature, so I doubt I'll lose any body parts...besides, I have all the creatures of the forrest on my side.

          Moon

          PS - Please, oh please, tell me it's not you two...it's just sad seeing how low you two have gotten.
          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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          • Brother V
            True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 3481

            #50
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            I'm not sure what you're into, Pastor, but I have never during anything sexual (not that it's anyone's business here) bit anyone's finger (or anything else) off!!


            Well for starters Lilith has TCFH and I have Daisy and Raptor. I'd say we not only have a chance, we have favoring odds.
            Why am I thinking about Vagina Dentata again.

            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #51
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
              NO WAY! God, I would have figured you two looked a lot better than the ones I saw, but hey...w/e...to each his own. If that was you two though, it'll hurt me to have to hunt you both down, but I'll do it...especially if that blood belonged to Mike. I'm a pretty agile little creature, so I doubt I'll lose any body parts...besides, I have all the creatures of the forrest on my side.

              Moon

              PS - Please, oh please, tell me it's not you two...it's just sad seeing how low you two have gotten.
              Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....well....I'm not repsonsible for what Daisy and Raptor do.
              All they see is a need to protect and guard, otherwise they are the most gentle of creatures.

              Now, do you really think it's better for me to end up in one of BJ's fishnets being dragged over to landover 'rehab'? You can't possibly think that, can you?

              Why am I thinking about Vagina Dentata again.
              It seems you can think of the ungodly thing or two at times, brother V. *snicker*
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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #52
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....
                Those dogs will end up on the grille.. fuhgeddaboudit.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #53
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Interesting slang use there, Pastor

                  And it'll be a warm day in the north pole before Daisy and Raptor end up at Wu Lin's, thankyou very much.
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                  • MoonFlower
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 522

                    #54
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Moon, I think you're lovely, and I wouldn't do or say anything to upset you but if it's a choice between ending up in one of those fishnets or having my loyal guard dogs or TCFH stop such an occurence.....well....I'm not repsonsible for what Daisy and Raptor do.
                    Kick @ss names for your bodyguards.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Now, do you really think it's better for me to end up in one of BJ's fishnets being dragged over to landover 'rehab'? You can't possibly think that, can you?
                    It's not that I want you to end up in one of BJ's fishnets, but...you were obviously feasting on something in my forrest and since every living creature (Mike currently one of them) in the forrest is protected by me, I feel it's my obligation to chase down anything/anyone that harms them. You could do whatever you want OUTSIDE the walls of Landover (kinda protective about my boys and gals here ).

                    Hope we can reach some sort of agreement.

                    Moon
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #55
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      Kick @ss names for your bodyguards.
                      Why thankyou

                      It's not that I want you to end up in one of BJ's fishnets, but...you were obviously feasting on something in my forrest and since every living creature (Mike currently one of them) in the forrest is protected by me, I feel it's my obligation to chase down anything/anyone that harms them. You could do whatever you want OUTSIDE the walls of Landover (kinda protective about my boys and gals here ).

                      Hope we can reach some sort of agreement.

                      Moon
                      Moon, Daisy and Raptor would never harm an innocent creature. If Mike is at this moment an innocent creature in your woods they wouldn't harm him. They're well trained in what to look for, aggressors.

                      Don't worry, if innocent forest creatures were harmed, it was not by Daisy and Raptor.
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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #56
                        Re: Let's Keep on Subject Folks!

                        So what will you do when you find the witches?
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • MoonFlower
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 522

                          #57
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Why thankyou
                          Don't worry, if innocent forest creatures were harmed, it was not by Daisy and Raptor.


                          But I thought you said that the girlss in the pics I took were you and Lilith? If those girls aren't you, then don't worry. As for the Daisy and Raptor are ever in the forrest, they're welcome. Damnien (my psycho kitty) might have a problem with that, but he'll eventually get over it. My other kitties would love company.

                          Please clarify whether it was you and Lilith in those pictures...

                          Moon

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          So what will you do when you find the witches?
                          You talking to me or to the TC's??

                          Moon
                          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #58
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                            But I thought you said that the girlss in the pics I took were you and Lilith? If those girls aren't you, then don't worry. As for the Daisy and Raptor are ever in the forrest, they're welcome. Damnien (my psycho kitty) might have a problem with that, but he'll eventually get over it. My other kitties would love company.

                            Please clarify whether it was you and Lilith in those pictures...

                            Moon
                            PM me those pics, Moon, and I'll be happy to confirm.
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                            • MoonFlower
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 522

                              #59
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              PM me those pics, Moon, and I'll be happy to confirm.

                              Done.

                              Moon
                              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #60
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                No, they weren't us. We don't know who they were.
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