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  • #16
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    After what happened last time to the people you sent to capture Lilith, I'm really not too worried.
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    • #17
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      After what happened last time to the people you sent to capture Lilith, I'm really not too worried.
      If you aren't worried, heathen scum, then you are'nt paying attention. Your IMMORTAL SOUL is in grave peril, and yet you waste your time attempting to correct Brother Hammer's perfectly correct American? And then you dig your firey pit deeper by mocking Jesus and persecuting us?

      If I were you, witch, I'd be plenty worried.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Hmmm, a bunch of hunters with guns, nets and hunting dogs going through the woods. REEEEAAALL inconspicuous. Oh, how EVER could I manage avoid THAT?
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        • #19
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Hmmm, a bunch of hunters with guns, nets and hunting dogs going through the woods. REEEEAAALL inconspicuous. Oh, how EVER could I manage avoid THAT?
          Oh don't you worry your empty little head. Brother Mike is camping in the woods for a couple of weeks and he promised to construct a witch blind that we could share. You won't know what hit you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            And what, exactly, makes you think that I would be in the same part of the woods at that same time? Or in the woods at all?
            Rituals don't NEED to be conducted outside.

            Sorry Zekey. Better luck on a more hapless victim, eh?
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            • #21
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Maybe once you master spelling and grammar, I might be less inclined to underestimate you. old
              As usual you are wrong. Does "Good luck catching I" make sense? No it does not, "me" makes more sense therefore it should be "Good luck catching Lilith or me".

              Stupid aussie harlot! Begone!
              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • #22
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                How many times do I need to tell you morons that I'm originally FROM the US? I use most of the same spellings as you, and ask any english teacher near you which is correct, eg 'Lara and I' or 'Lara and me'.

                Go ahead, do it.
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                • #23
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Depends upon how it is used.

                  "Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".

                  "Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #24
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Depends upon how it is used.

                    "Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".

                    "Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."
                    Hmm. I still think it sounds wrong.
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                    • #25
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Hmm. I still think
                      I believe I have isolated the malfunction.
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                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #26
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        I believe I have isolated the malfunction.
                        Agreed, Pastor. Womenfolk have hard enough time thinking about simple things like cooking dinner so trying to keep up to men in conversation is nearly impossible for them. Some of the Landover women are smarter than most women and can participate in True Christian(tm) men's conversations pretty well but they know their limits and always defer to their husbands when they don't understand something (as God commands).

                        On top of that this harlot is dumber than dumb. She not only moved from God's favorite country to a backwards and upside down country willingly she constantly denies Jesus' True Love and Salvation. Only an idiot would willingly choose Hell over Heaven.
                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                        • #27
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Heh. Good luck catching Lilith or I.

                          It's "Good luck catching Lilith or ME". Here's how to tell. See if the sentence is correct without the modifier: "Good luck catching me".

                          At the very least you'd lose a finger in the process

                          It's a witch hunt, not a wicker sexual romp.

                          , and still come nowhere near catching us.
                          Neither of you have a chance.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #28
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            I'm not sure what you're into, Pastor, but I have never during anything sexual (not that it's anyone's business here) bit anyone's finger (or anything else) off!!

                            Originally posted by Grand exalted Poobah...er....Pastor Al
                            Neither of you have a chance.
                            Well for starters Lilith has TCFH and I have Daisy and Raptor. I'd say we not only have a chance, we have favoring odds.
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                            • #29
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              What about houses? Can we use catapults to fling large objects and squash 'em like roaches?











                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • #30
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Eliot, while I'm aware you wish to devote all possible energies to the capture of those like myself and Lilith, was the posting of that third picture TRULY necessary?

                                You won't catch us, but I believe that without needing that picture, you adequately made your point!
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