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  • #166
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Positive, no wicker would ever were anything else but black silly.
    You're confusing witches with goths, the two are not one and the same.

    It's easy; you're guaranteed to receive no treatment that is degrading to human dignity as defined by the pastors. So all do you need to do is put down and brooms, wands and/or cats and approach a Security Officer with one of the leaflets in hand.
    Gah! What a spelling and grammatical nightmare! (the corrections are in red and I've crossed out words which shouldn't be there)
    That's what I wanted to clarify. Just what do the pastors define as 'non degrading'?

    The only Chinese food I eat is "Little Tiger"
    Dammit! Stop eating cats!! You won't want to know the expression that will be on my face when I find out that during one of your hunting expeditions a 'wild cat' (panther etc) has eaten YOU!
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    • #167
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Rachael Von Hellspout
      That's what I wanted to clarify. Just what do the pastors define as 'non degrading'?
      The obvious stuff. You know, nothing that a Japanese game show wouldn't do. You know.

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Dammit! Stop eating cats!! You won't want to know the expression that will be on my face when I find out that during one of your hunting expeditions a 'wild cat' (panther etc) has eaten YOU!
      There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.

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      • #168
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

        There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.
        Except the brace of albino panthers I keep on my estate....They aren't really wild. Around me.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #169
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          The obvious stuff. You know, nothing that a Japanese game show wouldn't do. You know.
          Ohhhhh, you mean like the ones who think zapping people with those electroshocker thingies is funny? Those game shows?

          There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.
          How do you know? Have you checked every square inch of the state?

          Except the brace of albino panthers I keep on my estate....They aren't really wild. Around me.
          But if one of them got loose, theoretically it could possibly eat BJ, right? Who knows, did you ever find Mike? Maybe one of those things ate him!
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          • #170
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Who knows, did you ever find Mike? Maybe one of those things ate him!
            Yes, because being eaten by a big cat would explain why he's now in hospital with a bullet inside him, you spectacularly braindead cow.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #171
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Well seeing as you said his appearance has changed somewhat and you don't believe in DNA testing, how do you know the man lying there with a bullet is really Mike?
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              • #172
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Please stop mentioning this Satanic 'DNA' concept.

                I for one hope they catch you, heathen, and make you eat every one of those spiders. If I were not a mere woman, I would make an effort to catch your Satanic carcass myself!

                To the Godly men here, what music to my ears to hear you have all been so successful! Praise! Glory! The place of Landover is surely secured in heaven, eternally!

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                • #173
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Another Samhain/Halloween come and gone, and I'm still alive (knock on wood). Guess staying in the spidery cave paid off after all.
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                  • #174
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Another Samhain/Halloween come and gone, and I'm still alive (knock on wood). Guess staying in the spidery cave paid off after all.
                    Only because we used all our tear gas.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #175
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Only because we used all our tear gas.
                      Well I hope you're happy at how much money I spent on mortein and raid to get rid of the damn spiders.

                      So how did your own huntin' go?
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                      • #176
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • #177
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?
                          Because she is a witch.

                          Originally posted by Rachael Von Spiderfriend
                          So how did your own huntin' go?
                          Not bad; got ten. I think the best so far was middle age homer couple out for a picnic. I’ll bet they never knew they were going to end up drinking cheese and wine with Satan.

                          Anyway I have the tend ends in eleven jars of alcohol, if you want to drop by and see them Rachael,…

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • #178
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?
                            The same reason she eats babies and molests shrubbery: Because she's a wiccan. Wiccans live in caves, it's what they do.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #179
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?
                              Well, these guys all had their groups of hunters missionaries out looking to capture brainwash any witches (and for the record I'm Pagan, not wiccan, BT) and so for a while, I had to use the cave to do outdoor rituals rather than just in the open.

                              It wasn't pleasant, but hey, it worked.
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                              • #180
                                WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Well, these guys all had their groups of hunters missionaries out looking to capture brainwash any witches (and for the record I'm Pagan, not wiccan, BT) and so for a while, I had to use the cave to do outdoor rituals rather than just in the open.

                                It wasn't pleasant, but hey, it worked.
                                And you still have spider eggs in your hair.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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