[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who wrote these "natural laws" for you? Who told you about them? Or did you just make them up?

What he means is, he does whatever he damned well pleases, then tries to justify it with imaginary "laws".

We follow God's commandments, not some make-believe hocus-pocus. All laws are God's laws.

Except the ones forced on us by jew lawyers and activist judges appointed by Cliton.

[OnYourKnees]

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I follow Natural Law the universal laws of the galaxy!

Who wrote these "natural laws" for you? Who told you about them? Or did you just make them up?

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

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I'm sorry, did you spot a typo in Bobby-Joe's post? (By the way: Bobby-Joe's initials are NOT BV, I don't care how European you are) That must have been terribly upsetting for you, I'm sure.

But what about rules which don't make sense? Don't you see how, if every individual makes their own choices about which laws to follow and which laws to ignore, no law can have any universally binding authority? That's why it is vital that we must follow all God's commandments, no matter how little sense they appear to make.

I follow Natural Law the universal laws of the galaxy!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

Dear Jesus, Your plan is in dire trouble now that these two geniuses have come together. Satan certainly chooses the best and the brightest for his minions.

[Brother John]

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Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

Ephesians 4:18-19: Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart: who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.

Seeing as how you're the one who says we need sex, it's obvious that you're the lascivious one, and therefore the ignorant and blind one. See, we follow the word of God, you don't. You, friend, are the ignorant one.

[OnYourKnees]

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Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

I suppose the Christian thing to do is to offer you some hospitality.

Since you like this thread, why don't you come to the 2007 Witch Hunt? We can always use more victims contestants for all our Godly carnival games, not to mention the hunt itself!

Oh, it's a grand time. Lots of running and jumping, and throwing of stones, and target practice with guns and bows and arrows and crossbows . . . Last year, one team tried using a catapult!

At the end, all the good True Christian folk gather 'round the bonfire and roast marshmallows. It's truly a delightful weekend!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Im a goth, im wiccan, YES IM A WITCH, and no god in the whole universe can change dat, so dont try or you'll get a spell on you, a very bad one...ò ó
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Ohh noo! Don't curse us, oh mighty one!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

If you're a witch, as you claim in you're signature, then you don't believe in God.(Notice that God is capitalized.) Sharing ideas, and calling us names, is hardly "sharing ideas". I suggest that you either leap off a tall building, chanting your spells, or you accept Jesus as your personal Savior.

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

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i hope u dont go we need more ppl here too show the christans that they should be more excepting and were all just ppl. its nice to have some1 here who make sense too.

Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.

Why, I'd be honored to!

Blechhh.
Enjoy THAT gig!

[Lady Sorrow]

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Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.

Talk to Mother G, she heads up the Ladies Auxiliary. There are regular coon hunts you could help out with as well.

Why, I'd be honored to!
Just let me know where and when, and in the meantime I'll have a talk to Mother Glendora.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A question for the dear Pastors, will there be another hunt this year? I'd so love to participate, is it permissible for a lowly woman to do so? If not, I'd love to help cook meals for any Godly men in my area while they go on a hunt.

Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.

Talk to Mother G, she heads up the Ladies Auxiliary. There are regular coon hunts you could help out with as well.

[Lady Sorrow]

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A question for the dear Pastors, will there be another hunt this year? I'd so love to participate, is it permissible for a lowly woman to do so? If not, I'd love to help cook meals for any Godly men in my area while they go on a hunt.

[Fallen Angel]

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Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...

i hope u dont go we need more ppl here too show the christans that they should be more excepting and were all just ppl. its nice to have some1 here who make sense too.

[OnYourKnees]

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Hahahaha yeah right, no wonder why ur going to hell, and yes i have read the bible and yes it says he hates the lying tongue and all that stuff, but whatever im not gonna keep fighting against idiots...

My dear, you're not even capable of writing a complete sentence. It takes a lot of gall for you to call us idiots.

Incidentally, you're not arguing with us. You're arguing with God's Word. Dare you call God, the Creator of the Universe, an idiot?

Do you not know that God gives his unfathomable, unconditonal love only to those who follow every word of His Word without thinking or questioning?

You really need to educate yourself on the Bible. I suggest you go to www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html and take a few Bible quizzes, and see just how little you really know on the subject!