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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #301
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
    A question for the dear Pastors, will there be another hunt this year? I'd so love to participate, is it permissible for a lowly woman to do so? If not, I'd love to help cook meals for any Godly men in my area while they go on a hunt.
    Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.

    Talk to Mother G, she heads up the Ladies Auxiliary. There are regular coon hunts you could help out with as well.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Lady Sorrow
      Godly woman
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 87

      #302
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.

      Talk to Mother G, she heads up the Ladies Auxiliary. There are regular coon hunts you could help out with as well.
      Why, I'd be honored to!
      Just let me know where and when, and in the meantime I'll have a talk to Mother Glendora.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #303
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Sister Sorrow, I'm sure we could find a position for you, as you are well-known for your deep acceptance of Jesus. I can't go into too much detail, but you'll need to bring your kneepads.
        Originally posted by Lady Swallow
        Why, I'd be honored to!
        Blechhh.
        Enjoy THAT gig!
        sigpic
        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
          Unsaved Mexijican Trash
          Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Mar 2007
          • 90

          #304
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
          i hope u dont go we need more ppl here too show the christans that they should be more excepting and were all just ppl. its nice to have some1 here who make sense too.
          Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha

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          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 1439

            #305
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
            Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha
            If you're a witch, as you claim in you're signature, then you don't believe in God.(Notice that God is capitalized.) Sharing ideas, and calling us names, is hardly "sharing ideas". I suggest that you either leap off a tall building, chanting your spells, or you accept Jesus as your personal Savior.
            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #306
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by From goth-tard's signature
              Im a goth, im wiccan, YES IM A WITCH, and no god in the whole universe can change dat, so dont try or you'll get a spell on you, a very bad one...ò ó
              u
              Ohh noo! Don't curse us, oh mighty one!
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #307
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha
                I suppose the Christian thing to do is to offer you some hospitality.

                Since you like this thread, why don't you come to the 2007 Witch Hunt? We can always use more victims contestants for all our Godly carnival games, not to mention the hunt itself!

                Oh, it's a grand time. Lots of running and jumping, and throwing of stones, and target practice with guns and bows and arrows and crossbows . . . Last year, one team tried using a catapult!

                At the end, all the good True Christian folk gather 'round the bonfire and roast marshmallows. It's truly a delightful weekend!

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                • Brother John
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 232

                  #308
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                  Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha
                  Ephesians 4:18-19: Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart: who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.

                  Seeing as how you're the one who says we need sex, it's obvious that you're the lascivious one, and therefore the ignorant and blind one. See, we follow the word of God, you don't. You, friend, are the ignorant one.
                  Last edited by Brother John; 03-31-2007, 01:53 PM.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #309
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                    Well thx Fallen Angel, its good to share ideas ^^ I hope god forgives them for their ignorance...hahaha
                    Dear Jesus, Your plan is in dire trouble now that these two geniuses have come together. Satan certainly chooses the best and the brightest for his minions.
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                    • bonzo2
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 144

                      #310
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      I'm sorry, did you spot a typo in Bobby-Joe's post? (By the way: Bobby-Joe's initials are NOT BV, I don't care how European you are) That must have been terribly upsetting for you, I'm sure.

                      But what about rules which don't make sense? Don't you see how, if every individual makes their own choices about which laws to follow and which laws to ignore, no law can have any universally binding authority? That's why it is vital that we must follow all God's commandments, no matter how little sense they appear to make.

                      I follow Natural Law the universal laws of the galaxy!

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #311
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
                        I follow Natural Law the universal laws of the galaxy!
                        Who wrote these "natural laws" for you? Who told you about them? Or did you just make them up?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78551

                          #312
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          Who wrote these "natural laws" for you? Who told you about them? Or did you just make them up?
                          What he means is, he does whatever he damned well pleases, then tries to justify it with imaginary "laws".

                          We follow God's commandments, not some make-believe hocus-pocus. All laws are God's laws.

                          Except the ones forced on us by jew lawyers and activist judges appointed by Cliton.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                            Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                            Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 90

                            #313
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Ohh noo! Don't curse us, oh mighty one!
                            dont worry i wont, i have mercy for idiot ppl

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #314
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Originally posted by vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa View Post
                              dont worry i wont, i have mercy for idiot ppl
                              Too bad the LORD doesn't.

                              He casts fools and retards into eternal Hellfire.

                              Fortunately, you have the chance to join the winning team. Why not bat for Jesus?

                              After all, Jesus gives all of us His unconditional and undying love, for just as long as we offer Him our unconditional and unquestioning eternal obedience and worship! Should we fail to live up to our end of the deal, He'll keep a warm place for us. Well, very warm. Along with the sinners in Hell.

                              Can Satan give you a better deal? I think not.

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                              • vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa
                                Unsaved Mexijican Trash
                                Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 90

                                #315
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                Too bad the LORD doesn't.

                                He casts fools and retards into eternal Hellfire.

                                Fortunately, you have the chance to join the winning team. Why not bat for Jesus?

                                After all, Jesus gives all of us His unconditional and undying love, for just as long as we offer Him our unconditional and unquestioning eternal obedience and worship! Should we fail to live up to our end of the deal, He'll keep a warm place for us. Well, very warm. Along with the sinners in Hell.

                                Can Satan give you a better deal? I think not.
                                I dont worship satan.I just dont believe in any god.

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