[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Heh. Good luck catching Lilith or I.

It's "Good luck catching Lilith or ME". Here's how to tell. See if the sentence is correct without the modifier: "Good luck catching me".

At the very least you'd lose a finger in the process

It's a witch hunt, not a wicker sexual romp.

, and still come nowhere near catching us.

Neither of you have a chance.

[Jesus is Lord]

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I believe I have isolated the malfunction.

Agreed, Pastor. Womenfolk have hard enough time thinking about simple things like cooking dinner so trying to keep up to men in conversation is nearly impossible for them. Some of the Landover women are smarter than most women and can participate in True Christian(tm) men's conversations pretty well but they know their limits and always defer to their husbands when they don't understand something (as God commands).

On top of that this harlot is dumber than dumb. She not only moved from God's favorite country to a backwards and upside down country willingly she constantly denies Jesus' True Love and Salvation. Only an idiot would willingly choose Hell over Heaven.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hmm. I still think

I believe I have isolated the malfunction.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Depends upon how it is used.

"Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".

"Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."

Hmm. I still think it sounds wrong.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Depends upon how it is used.

"Laura and I are going out on the icepack to club some baby fur seals".

"Bring your baby fur seal carcasses to Laura and me."

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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How many times do I need to tell you morons that I'm originally FROM the US? I use most of the same spellings as you, and ask any english teacher near you which is correct, eg 'Lara and I' or 'Lara and me'.

Go ahead, do it.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Maybe once you master spelling and grammar, I might be less inclined to underestimate you. old

As usual you are wrong. Does "Good luck catching I" make sense? No it does not, "me" makes more sense therefore it should be "Good luck catching Lilith or me".

Stupid aussie harlot! Begone!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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And what, exactly, makes you think that I would be in the same part of the woods at that same time? Or in the woods at all?
Rituals don't NEED to be conducted outside.

Sorry Zekey. Better luck on a more hapless victim, eh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmmm, a bunch of hunters with guns, nets and hunting dogs going through the woods. REEEEAAALL inconspicuous. Oh, how EVER could I manage avoid THAT?

Oh don't you worry your empty little head. Brother Mike is camping in the woods for a couple of weeks and he promised to construct a witch blind that we could share. You won't know what hit you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hmmm, a bunch of hunters with guns, nets and hunting dogs going through the woods. REEEEAAALL inconspicuous. Oh, how EVER could I manage avoid THAT?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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After what happened last time to the people you sent to capture Lilith, I'm really not too worried.

If you aren't worried, heathen scum, then you are'nt paying attention. Your IMMORTAL SOUL is in grave peril, and yet you waste your time attempting to correct Brother Hammer's perfectly correct American? And then you dig your firey pit deeper by mocking Jesus and persecuting us?

If I were you, witch, I'd be plenty worried.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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After what happened last time to the people you sent to capture Lilith, I'm really not too worried.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Maybe once you master spelling and grammar, I might be less inclined to underestimate you. old

Miss Von Hellseeker, it seems you have announced your witchdom on this thread. I seem to recall last year our pastors ruled that an Apache helicopter is allowed during archery season. I guess Apache is sort of an indian word, just like bow and arrow? Anyway, I think our pastors will be quite liberal (forgive me Jesus) just this one time.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Praise Jesus!

I will certainly try to grace this Godly event.
I've tried to arrange witch hunts myself but almost all of my appliances for permission have been rejected.
I've only been allown to hunt in Russia so far (thank Jesus they have such weak sickular laws), and to even arrange that costed ALOT of money.

Now, what about collateral damage?
Is the loss of this entire forest you're mentioning, acceptable?
Including any of its inhabitants.
(Might want to warn brother Mike to get out of there before the hunt begins though.)

Because I have a flamethrower and I would like to use it during this hunt.
I would also like to know if the use of thermite, mustard gas, and anti-personel mines is allowed?

Also, what's the entry fee?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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ARGH!!!!
Is one of the characteristics of younger TC(tm)s (or potential TC(tm)s the inability to use proper diction????