[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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The man I am with now treats me with respect and as an equal.

He likes my jeans.

If that's you in your avatar picture, I bet your jeans are enormous!

Your fornicator boyfriend probably wants to use them for a pup tent!

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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If that's you in your avatar picture, I bet your jeans are enormous!

Your fornicator boyfriend probably wants to use them for a pup tent!

Oh really fat jokes so funny. That doesn't bother me either

[Professor Bessemer]

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since I have to spell it out for you the latter. God really you guys didn't get that.

BTW he is NOT a Juggalo, He is Catholic. And no I am not cCatholic. Cantrary to what they say I did not convert as I was told I was suppossed to do.

Catholics all seem to have a penchant for buggery, but their normal targets are small boys. I had never heard of a Catholic buggerist that was attracted to larger posteriored women.

It was good that you denied him that particular perversion, as God does not look kindly on those that use bodily orifices incorrectly. The digestive system is a one-way system. The rectum should be considered as nothing but an exit.

[Nobar King]

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This is why all Ladies ...ought to shower ...in complete darkness.

There is something very appealing about this image, but you have to be careful that your woman isn't pleasuring herself in the shower.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Catholics all seem to have a penchant for buggery, but their normal targets are small boys. I had never heard of a Catholic buggerist that was attracted to larger posteriored women.

Not that it matters I was alot thinner than. I am sure not every woman in your religion is thin. Being heavy is not my dream but I deal with it and work at losing weight.

It was good that you denied him that particular perversion, as God does not look kindly on those that use bodily orifices incorrectly. The digestive system is a one-way system. The rectum should be considered as nothing but an exit.

Thank you. I agree with you. Especially on that last part.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Thank you. I agree with you. Especially on that last part.

Are you aware of what will happen to you in hell?

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Are you aware of what will happen to you in hell?

Now how is that statement sending me to Hell?

And to answer your question I have heard many different stories so enlighten me please.

[That Catholic Chick]

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Oh, that's just nasty. Who wants to go to church in the nude? So embarrassing.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Now how is that statement sending me to Hell?

It is not. I was just pointing out that the things you hate are the things that will happen to you in hell.

And to answer your question I have heard many different stories so enlighten me please.

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You can save yourself from this by starting to live by the entire Holy Bible.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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It is not. I was just pointing out that the things you hate are the things that will happen to you in hell.

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You can save yourself from this by starting to live by the entire Holy Bible.

Now I am not trying to be a smarty pants here. Is this saying change everything about myself?

Wear dresses. get rid of the tatoos. serve my husband. and sorry I can not remember what else off hand.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The first step is to read the entire KJV 1611 Bible and pray to Jesus.

[Meek and Humble]

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Now I am not trying to be a smarty pants here. Is this saying change everything about myself?

Wear dresses. get rid of the tatoos. serve my husband. and sorry I can not remember what else off hand.

I guess you never heard the phrase BORN-AGAIN. Yes, become a COMPLETELY different person!

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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I guess you never heard the phrase BORN-AGAIN. Yes, become a COMPLETELY different person!

I have heard the phrase. But if I became a different person I would not be a good one. I am a openminded free thinker. Who believes in equal rights for all and that God loves all man. And forgives all sins if you take him into your heart and ask for forgiveness am I supposed to stop believing that?

[Meek and Humble]

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I have heard the phrase. But if I became a different person I would not be a good one. I am a openminded free thinker. Who believes in equal rights for all and that God loves all man. And forgives all sins if you take him into your heart and ask for forgiveness am I supposed to stop believing that?

Yes, because you are wrong. It's not just about claiming forgiveness, it is about REPENTING - SIN NO MORE! The Bible says NOWHERE to be an open-minded freethinker, in fact, it says the exact OPPOSITE!

Doesn't God forgive everyone?

No. God will have mercy on whom He will have mercy, and whom He will He hardeneth (Romans 9:18). God is sovereign, and does whatsoever he will in the army of heaven and amongst the inhabitants of the Earth, and none can stay his hand. You must come to term with two facts, which are extremely difficult for the flesh to grasp: First, God does not exist to serve you, you exist to serve him. Second, you are without the ability, of your own will, to do anything pleasing to God. You have no work to offer which is worthy in his sight. The best works of humans are as filthy rags in God's eyes. Your flesh is at war with his spirit. These are all phrases taken from passages in the scriptures. And you will not serve God, unless and until he draws you to him. And if he draws you, you will not be able to resist. You will recognize that every human, at the moment of birth, utterly deserves to go straight to hell. Even so, in his justness, God had mercy on some, and named some his children, whom he will lead to glory. Your best hope is that you are among those he has chosen. Your prayer every day should be that you might be. And if you are not, nothing you say or do will serve as a substitute. And if you are, you will praise and worship him, in humble gratitude, day and night. Ask yourself this question: Does God forgive the people in hell.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Yes, because you are wrong. It's not just about claiming forgiveness, it is about REPENTING - SIN NO MORE! The Bible says NOWHERE to be an open-minded freethinker, in fact, it says the exact OPPOSITE!

Ok so you never ever sin? Hmmm do you realize everyone sins. Every impure thought or gesture is a sin. And impure thoughts are not only of a sexual nature But all impure thoughts about man. Like thinking of killing a man or thinking he deserves to be dead.

I have said it before and I will say it again. I will leave it up to God to judge me. Not you.