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  • HellboundGreaser
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    • Feb 2010
    • 47

    #1

    Snake Handlers, true Christians™ or occult whackjobs?



    They look like true Christians, They talk like true Christians , They dress like true Christians™. But are the snakes and Strychnine a sign of occultism or a display of moxy for the lord. They claim to live by Mark: 16,17 and 18 Opinions?
    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Snake Handlers, true Christians™ or occult whackjobs?

    Although I see their point, there is also the problem of Deuteronomy6:16 Matthew 4:7 and Luke 4:12.

    They seem to be tempting God pretty heavily.

    Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

    It says IF they drink any deadly thing. I think God is protecting us from accidental poisoning. Drinking poison on purpose seems to fall under tempting God.

    But being a woman, maybe we should wait for a Pastors viewpoint.

    Sorry, I'm bored, hubby took the boys on a road trip this week.
    Drama queen

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Snake Handlers, true Christians™ or occult whackjobs?

      They are cherry-pickers. They fail to drink poison, and I have yet to see a Pennycoastalist heal someone with cancer, the AIDS, or any other serious illness caused (or permitted to happen) by God.

      When they heal illnesses and drink Drano while fondling poisonous, non-sedated snakes, I'll believe they're True Christians(tm).
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • HellboundGreaser
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        • Feb 2010
        • 47

        #4
        Re: Snake Handlers, true Christians™ or occult whackjobs?

        Them's prolly painted up garter snakes they playin' with, and Evian bottled water they're chuggin'.
        Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22348

          #5
          Re: Snake Handlers, true Christians™ or occult whackjobs?

          Originally posted by HellboundGreaser View Post
          Them's prolly painted up garter snakes they playin' with, and Evian bottled water they're chuggin'.
          Eh, yes, or no, whatever answer happens to apply here.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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