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  • Peter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2007
    • 279

    #76
    Re: What religion are you?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Neither do the Unitarians or the Boodhists. I see they've got you indoctrinated with that atheist dogma pretty good.
    I don't know any atheist that is indoctrinated with something. Only religious people get indoctrinated by the bible or koran,...

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #77
      Re: What religion are you?

      Originally posted by Peter View Post
      I don't know any atheist that is indoctrinated with something. Only religious people get indoctrinated by the bible or koran,...
      No, of course, you're completely right, nobody but religious people can get indoctrinated or indoctrinate..
      The hitlerjugend for instance, was never indoctrinated with anything at all!
      FOOL!

      You can be indoctrinated with ANY belief, and that is what science is:
      Belief! (you only like to call it "theory" instead.)
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • stealtfc
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Jun 2007
        • 151

        #78
        Re: What religion are you?

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Because they don't exist.

        I could publish a book on the mystical wisdom of the Ching-Chang-Chong cult, and thousands of morons exactly like you would probably buy it, but that wouldn't make it real, now would it?

        The Old Testament was first written hundreds of years before the birth of Christ. Are you telling me that the JEWS were smart enough to create "some kind of form of document" way back then, but the druids only discovered writing in 1968? They must be nearly as backwards as the Jabber Masher.

        Correct. Eventually, their bodies go back into the ground, and their souls are called home to Judgement, and then GOD condemns them to eternal suffering as punishment for following a made-up demon cult.

        There have been findings of fossils. If the entire secular scientific community have not been able to force us to believe in the myth of evilution, do you really think you, on your own, will be able to get us to buy into your crackpot implausible Cthulu Cult nonsense?

        Did they realise it?

        So you're claiming they went underground, to hide themselves from being killed by the Christian Australian Vikings, but they still went around telling people their druid secrets, even though druidism carried a death sentence?
        Have you ever heard the term apprentices?I never said they didn't discover writing until 1968. That year you pulled out of your ass, BT.

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843

          #79
          Re: What religion are you?

          Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post

          GODS. Have you ever felt the pull tword a Gameing Mashiean? those are the Gods of gameing Guiding you to them the gods come in manny difrent forms and they welcome you ...

          ... and thats when we gamers will come together to form a fellowship to head to Arcadion
          No, I've never felt the pull toward a Gameing Mashiean -- hope I never do.

          And yes about the digital Singularity to come, your reply is one of the things I was afraid of.

          Here's a dire warning, when suddenly and horribly you sense yourself spiralling toward that wild & crazy event horizon into eternity, you won't be having fun -- you will be lost and on your way to blank white nothingness and hell.

          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #80
            Re: What religion are you?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

            Who Jabba?

            He lives in his parents basement, eats cheerios out of the box, wears his ratty old bathrobe all day, watches Oprah and masturbates constantly. He reads comic books and watches Star Trek reruns and thinks they're real. He plays video games an average of 17 hours per day. He also spends hours squeezing his blackheads and only bathes on Saturdays, when he goes to Baskin-Robbins because a girl from his high school works there and he hopes she'll somehow notice him when he buys the smallest cone possible, bubble gum flavor. She never will. He wishes he was attracted to girls, but deep inside he wants to be Captain Kirk's personal cabin boy and have things .... done to him.

            He is so deluded that he will probably never learn to accept the temporary sacrifice the Jesus made.
            Hahaha -- your usual brilliance, Pastor Zeke, I just laughed and laughed
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • The Jabba Master
              TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 250

              #81
              Re: What religion are you?

              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
              No, I've never felt the pull toward a Gameing Mashiean -- hope I never do.

              And yes about the digital Singularity to come, your reply is one of the things I was afraid of.

              Here's a dire warning, when suddenly and horribly you sense yourself spiralling toward that wild & crazy event horizon into eternity, you won't be having fun -- you will be lost and on your way to blank white nothingness and hell.

              And thats were my expearence with the force Comes in its the same thing just on the Digatal Relm infact one could say there are thousends of Relms that are apart of us all
              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #82
                Re: What religion are you?

                I just read through this thread and I have to say, what a bunch of nonsense! "We're older than Christianity because we were told by Ravenbear Silverfish!" Codswallop! Baptists can trace our faith back to the very beginning of time! 6000 years ago, God created the universe and that was also the very beginning of Christianity, and you can't get any older than that. It's impossible!
                It certainly helps that, unlike the druids, we don't have any gaps because we didn't kill each other off!
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
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                • stealtfc
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 151

                  #83
                  Re: What religion are you?

                  Hahahaha. the bible is the only thing that says the world is 6,000 years old. All other religions state that the world is older. Even science suggests. The Mayans, the Aztecs, they are older. All you have in the bible to back you up. I, have science, and history.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #84
                    Re: What religion are you?

                    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                    Hahahaha. the Bible, God, creation science and common sense are the only things that say the world is 6,000 years old. All false religions state that the world is older. Even Darwinista science suggests. The Mayans, the Aztecs, they are dead. All you have is Bible, God, creation science and common sense to back you up. I have Satan's lies.
                    There. Fixed your errors.
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                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • stealtfc
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 151

                      #85
                      Re: What religion are you?

                      nope. did that on purpose, lady.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #86
                        Re: What religion are you?

                        Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                        nope. did that on purpose, lady.
                        I know you purposefully lie. So does Jesus. There will be no escaping His divine justice so I'd suggest drinking as many cold beverages as possible now before it's too late and you suffer an eternal thirst that will never be quenched.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • stealtfc
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 151

                          #87
                          Re: What religion are you?

                          I'll get my thirst quenched. In my next life. And the one after that. And the following one. And, even the next one after that. Understand?

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #88
                            Re: What religion are you?

                            Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                            I'll get my thirst quenched. In my next life. And the one after that. And the following one. And, even the next one after that. Understand?
                            Yes, I do understand that Satan has further muddled your already oxygen-deprived mind.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • stealtfc
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 151

                              #89
                              Re: What religion are you?

                              Of course i do. i get plenty of oxygen. although, i wish you'd stop breathing the air, it's being wasted by you, instead of someone else who matters.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #90
                                Re: What religion are you?

                                Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                                Of course i do. i get plenty of oxygen. although, i wish you'd stop breathing the air, it's being wasted by you, instead of someone else who matters.
                                You won't get a rise out of me, little sinner. Your inability to recognized the Truth bothered me at one time, but no more. I've got Jesus, and you haven't. Until you get Him too, you're just a sad loser in life. Blather away all you want, I'm finished with you in this thread unless you ask me to pray for your soul with you.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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