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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668

    #106
    Re: What religion are you?

    That is why you fail pastor. You must learn to use the force around you.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #107
      Re: What religion are you?

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      I tend to call that bad luck.
      When someone gets a promotion they don't deserve, you call it bad luck? I call it the International Jooish Bolshevik Conspiracy at work.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Jack
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2006
        • 16

        #108
        Re: What religion are you?

        I'm an Atheist
        Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #109
          Re: What religion are you?

          Fair enough. So is my brother.

          And dude: Your gunna get insults from beyond the grave for being that. not from me of course.
          Last edited by Homertard; 07-30-2007, 06:32 PM.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #110
            Re: What religion are you?

            Originally posted by Jack View Post
            I'm an Atheist
            Why do you hate virtue Jack?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #111
              Re: What religion are you?

              He never said he did.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #112
                Re: What religion are you?

                Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                He never said he did.
                He did. He said he was an atheist.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668

                  #113
                  Re: What religion are you?

                  Yeah, exactly. That doesn't mean he hates virtue.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #114
                    Re: What religion are you?

                    Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                    Yeah, exactly. That doesn't mean he hates virtue.
                    An atheist hates God. God is the source of all virtue. Therefore atheists hate virtue.

                    Man your glue huffing has really damaged your brain Homerta.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Homertard
                      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 668

                      #115
                      Re: What religion are you?

                      Not believing in something doesn't mean you hate it.

                      And can I have the elderly Nazi bit back please? it was very funny.
                      Last edited by Homertard; 07-30-2007, 08:37 PM.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #116
                        Re: What religion are you?

                        Originally posted by Homerta View Post
                        Not believing in something doesn't mean you hate it.
                        Don't be silly, everyone knows God exists. I mean without God how else to do explain parasitic wasps and malaria? No, atheists don't believe in God because they hate Him.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #117
                          Re: What religion are you?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Don't be silly, everyone knows God exists. I mean without God how else to do explain parasitic wasps and malaria? No, atheists don't believe in God because they hate Him.
                          AMEN Brother BJ!

                          Which brings to mind one of my favorite sayings by you

                          "When it comes to Faith, we here at Landover are FULL of it"

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                          • neko-lear
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 51

                            #118
                            Re: What religion are you?

                            You can only live a holy life by accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour.

                            As for "looking down" on others, last time I checked.. your false church also believes that homosexuality for example, is wrong and sinful.
                            So apparently, you "look down" on others just as we do.

                            And we are commanded to judge others in the Bible (Leviticus 19:15), GOD commands us to do it, do you dare argue with God?
                            But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                            1 Corinthians 2:15
                            As to the comment on looking down on others, you all seem to look down on everyone (I know you'll correct me if I'm wrong) while we go something like "well, that's morally wrong, but why should that stop me from inviting him in? They need the message as much as I do."

                            Matthew 7:1-2 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #119
                              Re: What religion are you?

                              Originally posted by neko-lear View Post
                              As to the comment on looking down on others, you all seem to look down on everyone (I know you'll correct me if I'm wrong) while we go something like "well, that's morally wrong, but why should that stop me from inviting him in? They need the message as much as I do."
                              Why do you think we take time to preach to you unsaved, and rebuke you for your sins?
                              Because you need the message.

                              Jesus came to save vile sinners and remake them like He has remade us: Righteous.
                              So everyone who has not been reborn and washed clean by Jesus blood is, in short, VILE.

                              Matthew 7:1-2 "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."
                              Yes, but why would the righteous fear judgement?
                              We want God to try us and deem us righteous enough to enter into His presence, but in this verse, Jesus is speaking to those who are sinful:
                              Those who are in no position to judge anyone, since they do the very things they condemn.

                              But all True Christians however, are without sin. And thus, we may judge.
                              Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                              1 John 3:6

                              So we need not fear God's judgement, but we want HIM to try according to our measures and standards, and be deemed righteous.
                              Anything else would be unfair and only the hypocrites (ie everyone who is unsaved) would need to fear such judgement.

                              Judge me, O LORD; for I have walked in mine integrity:
                              I have trusted also in the LORD; therefore I shall not slide.
                              Examine me, O LORD, and prove me; try my reins and my heart.
                              For thy lovingkindness is before mine eyes: and I have walked in thy truth.
                              I have not sat with vain persons, neither will I go in with dissemblers.
                              I have hated the congregation of evil doers; and will not sit with the wicked.
                              Psalm 26:1-5


                              Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                              Yeah, exactly. That doesn't mean he hates virtue.
                              The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
                              They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                              Psalm 14:1
                              Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-02-2007, 04:07 PM.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Joo
                                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 831

                                #120
                                Re: What religion are you?

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                An atheist hates God. God is the source of all virtue. Therefore atheists hate virtue.

                                Man your glue huffing has really damaged your brain Homerta.
                                Atheists don't intrinsically hate God, they just don't believe in him. Sure some do, but it isn't a basic requirement to be an Atheist.

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