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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    Psychic didn't see this one coming.

    From the JYT:

    For Psychic, Suit Came as Surprise
    by MICHAEL J. (weird Messycan't name deleted)


    He calls himself “America’s Prophet,” a psychic, trained by Nepalese monks in the art of time travel, who can foretell the future of the stock market.

    But to the authorities, Sean David Morton is simply a fraud — and a really, really bad psychic.

    In a case that seems ripped from the pages of the God-mocking newspaper The Onion, the Securities and Exchange Commission sued Mr. Morton for securities fraud on Thursday, claiming he swindled more than $6 million from investors by promising them “piles of money,” along with spiritual happiness.
    You mean people fell for that crude swindle? Oh, yes, some guy claims to have special mystical powers, so let's give him lots of money.

    Also, he's going to hear not only from the SEC, but also from the Lord:

    Deut. 18:10-12: There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch , Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
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  • virgin_nyx
    Unsaved trash, teenaged heathen
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 22

    #2
    Re: Psychic didn't see this one coming.

    ahah that made me laugh thank you sir for posting this God bless
    Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou shalt not anoint thee with oil; and sweet wine, but shalt not drink wine. Micah 6:15

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Psychic didn't see this one coming.

      For the life of me, I'll never understand why people think there is more than one God. Don't they know, eventually, He will turn His attention to the impostor and strike him down?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Psychic didn't see this one coming.

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        You mean people fell for that crude swindle? Oh, yes, some guy claims to have special mystical powers, so let's give him lots of money.
        People can be so gullible. That's why I make sure that, prior to when people donate hundreds or thousands of dollars to me for a miracle cure, I let them know that it is Jesus Christ working through me instead of some mystical powers of my own ability.

        That man is simply shameless and greedy to fleece people like that. What a low-life scum.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Psychic didn't see this one coming.

          These so-called "psycics" need to read the Bible and see what God thinks about such behavior.

          Leviticus 19:26
          Neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

          Deuteronomy 18:10-12
          There shall not be found among you any ... that useth divination, or an observer of times.... For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Miss Cassandra
            Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
            • Feb 2010
            • 369

            #6
            Re: Psychic didn't see this one coming.

            People like this give us a bad reputation. Claiming to be spiritual but only caring about money is so terribly hypocritical! Of course, 2000 years of christianity taught the world that this is a great and easy way to become very rich...
            An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

            And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


            Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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