How to Stump an Atheist!

[RossThom]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?

[James Hutchins]

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I always thought the best way to stump an atheist was to slip them part way into a log chipper.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.

Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.

What's the problem here, exactly?

I'd like to ask you - do you automatically reject the testimonies of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, but take seriously similar claims of some sort of divine or miraculous encounter with God or angels?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Was the Roswell alien the second coming, then? Because if so, we bolloxed things up once again when we killed the little bugger. And no damned Jews to blame it on this time!

Nonsense. Jesus is not a little brown green man. The Roswell aliens were clearly sent by Satan to mock God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Stewart is another wealth of Christian wisdom. Much like Pastor Anderson.

I'm not sure why Brother Stewart chooses to live in Guam though, as opposed to returning home.

Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.

Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.

[daveyboysim]

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Recently, I've stumbled on this piece of Godly Biblical Logic by True Christian™ Brother David J Stewart, over at Jesus.is.Saviour.com (emphasis added by me):

Yet more proof of the utter stupidity and irrationality of atheism! Praise Jesus!

Was the Roswell alien the second coming, then? Because if so, we bolloxed things up once again when we killed the little bugger. And no damned Jews to blame it on this time!

[BelieverInGod]

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Brother Stewart is another wealth of Christian wisdom. Much like Pastor Anderson.

I'm not sure why Brother Stewart chooses to live in Guam though, as opposed to returning home.

[Petal]

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If an atheist answers, "yes," then they have contradicted their claim that there is no God. Is not God an Alien? By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth. For an atheist to profess believe is alien life, while simultaneously denying the existence of God, is utter hypocrisy and foolishness.

i be in awes of that bootiful logicks, Mr.Disciple. it gonna stumps them stumpy liddle athiests, yay!


here be pickture of athiest readin your post

[True Disciple]

Recently, I've stumbled on this piece of Godly Biblical Logic by True Christian™ Brother David J Stewart, over at Jesus.is.Saviour.com (emphasis added by me):

How to stump an atheist

Ask an atheist if he or she believes in the existence of aliens? If they answer, "no," then ask them how do they know that? Have they gone to all the other galaxies throughout the universe? The truth is that no atheist can reasonably deny the existence of alien life. To do so would be utter ignorance. If an atheist answers, "yes," then they have contradicted their claim that there is no God. Is not God an Alien? By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth. For an atheist to profess believe is alien life, while simultaneously denying the existence of God, is utter hypocrisy and foolishness.


The Scriptures do not teach the existence of alien life in the sense of invading Martians, alien abductions, or close encounters, as seen by Hollywood; however, angels, demons, and Heaven's hosts are definitely alien to mankind. No person can honestly claim to be an atheist. To do so is to deny the existence of alien life, and who can honestly say that they've explored the entire universe? Can any human know what exists in all the galaxies of the universe? Scientists used to estimate that there were 50,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe; BUT, with the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers now say that there are over 200,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe, and some scientists have claimed as many as 500,000,000,000!!!


Perhaps some atheists will agree to the existence of alien life, but deny the God of the Bible; however, how do they know that? Was the Bible written by men alone? The Bible came about by absolutely impossible circumstances. How could 40 men, over an extended time period of 1,500 years, with differing personalities, from different nations, write 66 separate Books that all perfectly harmonize in meaning and Biblical prophecy? The only answer is Divine intervention!


Could not an alien life form be God, man's Creator? Recent TV shows and movies have alluded that alien gods constructed the Egyptian pyramids, and millions of people believe this nonsense. I say "nonsense" because there is NO evidence whatsoever of such radical claims. Yet, the same people who believe such nonsense, absolutely refuse to even consider that there is a Holy and Just God in Heaven, who Authored the Bible, and created mankind for His own pleasure (Revelation 4:11). Nature itself is solid proof of the existence of God (Romans 1:20). The Bible is God's Word (2nd Timothy 3:16). Only a willingly blind fool would dogmatically deny the existence of God, or that the Bible is God's Word.


So the next time someone tells you that they don't believe in God... ask them if they believe in alien life?

Yet more proof of the utter stupidity and irrationality of atheism! Praise Jesus!