[Meek and Humble]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Ah, well maybe that's just a generalization? Because I know quite a few intelligent, responsible women that I either have worked with in the past, or are in my classes right now. In this day and age, it isn't right to be undermined like that.

You are not a Christian, you are a Catholic. You worship bread and Mary instead of Jesus. Please look at our false religions and cults section: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490

And I don't think what you are saying about women is true at all:



Ecclesiastes 7:27 Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
7:28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

Proverbs 9:13 A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
9:14 For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city,
9:15 To call passengers who go right on their ways:
9:16 Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,
9:17 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
9:18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.

Proverbs 31:10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

[True Disciple]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Cute, really Apparition or not, I clearly exist in some capacity. Someone is writing this message. And guess what, any time you want to come over to Russia, you can see me! Heathen_Basher even has my address (where have a past together ).

Brother Basher is a fine True Christian(tm) man. I don't care what kind of things he did before he was Saved(r), as to God, it doesn't matter anymore. Please don't spread false rumours on these forums.

God does not fill the criteria, sadly. He hasn't written anything. All we have is the word of people who claim to have heard or just somehow vaguely were inspired by him...

How often do we need to rebuke this one? God inspired people to write the Bible for Him. There is no possibility whatsoever that it could be the writings of a human person, as God, being almighty, certainly would have been able to keep the parts that do not belong there out of the Bible.

Also, I would like to reiterate what Brother David said on this:

The Bible came about by absolutely impossible circumstances. How could 40 men, over an extended time period of 1,500 years, with differing personalities, from different nations, write 66 separate Books that all perfectly harmonize in meaning and Biblical prophecy? The only answer is Divine intervention!

Being Atheist is denying the presence of an almighty being, such as God, not aliens.

This is exactly Brother David's point. According to the definition of "alien," God is an alien. You cannot believe in aliens without believing in God.

Also, before anyone here goes on a screaming tirade about how "I'm Atheist", let me say this: I am a devote Catholic, I attend Mass regularly, and I try to help as much in my Church's community.

Do you really think that this makes matters any better? Why do you prefer ritual cannibalism over Salvation(tm)?

Nobody here has the right to say who is and who isn't headed for "Hell" You can not use the arguments that Jesus told you, or that God told you.

I've got some Scripture for you, rambling heathen:

1 Corinthians 6:1-3:
Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

Have you ever bothered to even open the Bible?

Because, both of them are supposed to be caring, forgiving entities.

Supposed? Supposed by whom? The Bible says:

Deuteronomy 28:63:
And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it.

Seeing as you live in America, isn't Sexism illegal? Because I thought that you had Womans' Rights in your country?

Sexism illegal? What on earth are you talking about? We have freedom of speech in America, you know. In what way did your parents anger God so much, that He punished them with a retarded mongoloid kid?

[Nirvana]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Ah, well maybe that's just a generalization? Because I know quite a few intelligent, responsible women that I either have worked with in the past, or are in my classes right now. In this day and age, it isn't right to be undermined like that.

[Petal]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Seeing as you live in America, isn't Sexism illegal? Because I thought that you had Womans' Rights in your country?

the pastors tolded me that not true cuz wiv rights come them reponsibilitys an womenfolk not ables to cope wiv that cuz we gots them smaller brains

[Nirvana]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Double post, but:

Dear Communist Harlot;

You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists.

By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere?

Seeing as you live in America, isn't Sexism illegal? Because I thought that you had Womans' Rights in your country? And I don't remember Russia being the USSR anymore, I think that's been over for a while now.

[Nirvana]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

"No person can honestly claim to be an atheist. To do so is to deny the existence of alien life, and who can honestly say that they've explored the entire universe?"

That is an extremely ignorant statement. Being Atheist is denying the presence of an almighty being, such as God, not aliens. That's just like saying that Atheists don't believe in ghosts, because it "denies" the possibility of them actually existing. And who can honestly say that you've actually experienced the whole Bible?

I say "nonsense" because there is NO evidence whatsoever of such radical claims.

There is also no evidence that a God exists. I respect the fact that you feel that God is real because the Bible says so, but you can't base EVERYTHING in your life from a book that was written 2000 years ago. That's just like living your life based off of Greek Mythology, which people did in the past, and you see that as "atheism"

Also, before anyone here goes on a screaming tirade about how "I'm Atheist", let me say this: I am a devote Catholic, I attend Mass regularly, and I try to help as much in my Church's community. Don't assume that, just because I'm helping someone's argument, I'm Atheist. I'm really just annoyed at the fact that almost everyone here is willing to attack another person because they have different view points on how one should live life. Nobody here has the right to say who is and who isn't headed for "Hell" You can not use the arguments that Jesus told you, or that God told you. Because, both of them are supposed to be caring, forgiving entities. They are not the harvesters of death, as I have read that many of you "True Christians" see them to be.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Dear Communist Harlot;

You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists.

By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere?

Well "stud" (, you cannot begin to compare with the virile men of Russia!), maybe you should take a good look at that thread and see that I posted a response to all of those idiotic 50 proofs several months ago!

Considering how ignorant your first comment was, I hardly think I need to worry about your cliched, stereotypical insults.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Cute, really Apparition or not, I clearly exist in some capacity. Someone is writing this message. And guess what, any time you want to come over to Russia, you can see me! Heathen_Basher even has my address (where have a past together ).

God does not fill the criteria, sadly. He hasn't written anything. All we have is the word of people who claim to have heard or just somehow vaguely were inspired by him...

Dear Communist Harlot;

You want to take a good look at THIS thread, which offers not one, not two, but FIFTY proofs that God exists.

By the way, don't you have some borscht to cook? Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting here? Or is he passed out on vodka somewhere?

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

I have no proof of your existence either. But because of my all encompassing faith and the words you purport to of written, I will believe in your existence.
If you feel this does not meet the burden of proof, I am afraid you will have to go away or be banned as a apparition.

Cute, really Apparition or not, I clearly exist in some capacity. Someone is writing this message. And guess what, any time you want to come over to Russia, you can see me! Heathen_Basher even has my address (where have a past together ).

God does not fill the criteria, sadly. He hasn't written anything. All we have is the word of people who claim to have heard or just somehow vaguely were inspired by him...

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Wow, is it me, or are you people making less sense than usual?

I won't believe in aliens until I have proof of them. Yes, I have not searched the whole universe, but neither have I searched the whole universe for leprechauns, the easter bunny, or the planet Krypton, but I have no reason to believe in them until evidence of them comes to light.

I have no proof of your existence either. But because of my all encompassing faith and the words you purport to of written, I will believe in your existence.
If you feel this does not meet the burden of proof, I am afraid you will have to go away or be banned as a apparition.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!

Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!

Wow, is it me, or are you people making less sense than usual?

I won't believe in aliens until I have proof of them. Yes, I have not searched the whole universe, but neither have I searched the whole universe for leprechauns, the easter bunny, or the planet Krypton, but I have no reason to believe in them until evidence of them comes to light.

[True Disciple]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.

A typical case of persecution against True Christians™, Pastor! Atheists will stop at nothing in their crusade against Godly Christianity!

Read this for more information about how the DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services) tried to destroy the family of Brother Stewart by abducting his daughter!

Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.

I think that's a great idea!

Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.

Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.

How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!

Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!

You lose friend by Goodwin's law.

No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.

Not only that, Brother, they were hellbound idol-worshipping cathlycks as well.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?

You lose friend by Goodwin's law.

No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

I guess old Ross here has never heard of or has seen a Christian Soldier. Had he spent time in Church instead of on the street stealing apples, he might of known that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?

How does your twisted mind change a cool guy on a cool horse into something bad? You must not be a nice person.