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  • How to Stump an Atheist!

    Recently, I've stumbled on this piece of Godly Biblical Logic by True Christian™ Brother David J Stewart, over at Jesus.is.Saviour.com (emphasis added by me):

    How to stump an atheist

    Ask an atheist if he or she believes in the existence of aliens? If they answer, "no," then ask them how do they know that? Have they gone to all the other galaxies throughout the universe? The truth is that no atheist can reasonably deny the existence of alien life. To do so would be utter ignorance. If an atheist answers, "yes," then they have contradicted their claim that there is no God. Is not God an Alien? By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth. For an atheist to profess believe is alien life, while simultaneously denying the existence of God, is utter hypocrisy and foolishness.


    The Scriptures do not teach the existence of alien life in the sense of invading Martians, alien abductions, or close encounters, as seen by Hollywood; however, angels, demons, and Heaven's hosts are definitely alien to mankind. No person can honestly claim to be an atheist. To do so is to deny the existence of alien life, and who can honestly say that they've explored the entire universe? Can any human know what exists in all the galaxies of the universe? Scientists used to estimate that there were 50,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe; BUT, with the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers now say that there are over 200,000,000,000 galaxies in the universe, and some scientists have claimed as many as 500,000,000,000!!!


    Perhaps some atheists will agree to the existence of alien life, but deny the God of the Bible; however, how do they know that? Was the Bible written by men alone? The Bible came about by absolutely impossible circumstances. How could 40 men, over an extended time period of 1,500 years, with differing personalities, from different nations, write 66 separate Books that all perfectly harmonize in meaning and Biblical prophecy? The only answer is Divine intervention!


    Could not an alien life form be God, man's Creator? Recent TV shows and movies have alluded that alien gods constructed the Egyptian pyramids, and millions of people believe this nonsense. I say "nonsense" because there is NO evidence whatsoever of such radical claims. Yet, the same people who believe such nonsense, absolutely refuse to even consider that there is a Holy and Just God in Heaven, who Authored the Bible, and created mankind for His own pleasure (Revelation 4:11). Nature itself is solid proof of the existence of God (Romans 1:20). The Bible is God's Word (2nd Timothy 3:16). Only a willingly blind fool would dogmatically deny the existence of God, or that the Bible is God's Word.


    So the next time someone tells you that they don't believe in God... ask them if they believe in alien life?
    Yet more proof of the utter stupidity and irrationality of atheism! Praise Jesus!
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.


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    Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

    If an atheist answers, "yes," then they have contradicted their claim that there is no God. Is not God an Alien? By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth. For an atheist to profess believe is alien life, while simultaneously denying the existence of God, is utter hypocrisy and foolishness.

    i be in awes of that bootiful logicks, Mr.Disciple. it gonna stumps them stumpy liddle athiests, yay!



    here be pickture of athiest readin your post

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    • #3
      Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

      Brother Stewart is another wealth of Christian wisdom. Much like Pastor Anderson.

      I'm not sure why Brother Stewart chooses to live in Guam though, as opposed to returning home.
      Drama queen

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      • #4
        Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        Recently, I've stumbled on this piece of Godly Biblical Logic by True Christian™ Brother David J Stewart, over at Jesus.is.Saviour.com (emphasis added by me):

        Yet more proof of the utter stupidity and irrationality of atheism! Praise Jesus!
        Was the Roswell alien the second coming, then? Because if so, we bolloxed things up once again when we killed the little bugger. And no damned Jews to blame it on this time!

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        • #5
          Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Brother Stewart is another wealth of Christian wisdom. Much like Pastor Anderson.

          I'm not sure why Brother Stewart chooses to live in Guam though, as opposed to returning home.
          Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.

          Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

            Originally posted by daveyboysim View Post
            Was the Roswell alien the second coming, then? Because if so, we bolloxed things up once again when we killed the little bugger. And no damned Jews to blame it on this time!
            Nonsense. Jesus is not a little brown green man. The Roswell aliens were clearly sent by Satan to mock God.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #7
              Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

              Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.

              Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.

              What's the problem here, exactly?

              I'd like to ask you - do you automatically reject the testimonies of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, but take seriously similar claims of some sort of divine or miraculous encounter with God or angels?

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              • #8
                Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                I always thought the best way to stump an atheist was to slip them part way into a log chipper.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                  Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?
                  Satan

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                  • #10
                    Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                    Originally posted by RossThom View Post
                    Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?
                    How does your twisted mind change a cool guy on a cool horse into something bad? You must not be a nice person.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                      I guess old Ross here has never heard of or has seen a Christian Soldier. Had he spent time in Church instead of on the street stealing apples, he might of known that.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                        Originally posted by RossThom View Post
                        Bobby-Joe has a picture of the klan as his dp. Nazis in muh Jesus?
                        You lose friend by Goodwin's law.

                        No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Brother Stewart used to travel the same circuit as I do, brining the Good News about Jesus Christ to all the slopes. Unfortunately there was some misunderstanding with the local authorities involving a bevy of nubile young virgin girls on the Godless island of Guam, and, well, to make a long story short, Brother Stewart is under court order to stay on the island and support 15 little Christian babies and their moms.
                          A typical case of persecution against True Christians™, Pastor! Atheists will stop at nothing in their crusade against Godly Christianity!

                          Read this for more information about how the DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services) tried to destroy the family of Brother Stewart by abducting his daughter!

                          Maybe we should take up an extra Love Offering for him this month.
                          I think that's a great idea!

                          Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                          Um, atheist here, and that hardly stumps me. I will not believe in aliens until I have solid evidence of their existence.

                          Likewise, I will not believe in God until I have solid evidence of their existence.
                          How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!

                          Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          You lose friend by Goodwin's law.

                          No, everyone knows Nazis were atheists, just like Barrack Obama.
                          Not only that, Brother, they were hellbound idol-worshipping cathlycks as well.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • #14
                            Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            How can you not believe in aliens? Have you searched every corner of the universe? No, you haven't!

                            Brother Stewart was right. You clearly are stumped!
                            Wow, is it me, or are you people making less sense than usual?

                            I won't believe in aliens until I have proof of them. Yes, I have not searched the whole universe, but neither have I searched the whole universe for leprechauns, the easter bunny, or the planet Krypton, but I have no reason to believe in them until evidence of them comes to light.

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                            • #15
                              Re: How to Stump an Atheist!

                              Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                              Wow, is it me, or are you people making less sense than usual?

                              I won't believe in aliens until I have proof of them. Yes, I have not searched the whole universe, but neither have I searched the whole universe for leprechauns, the easter bunny, or the planet Krypton, but I have no reason to believe in them until evidence of them comes to light.
                              I have no proof of your existence either. But because of my all encompassing faith and the words you purport to of written, I will believe in your existence.
                              If you feel this does not meet the burden of proof, I am afraid you will have to go away or be banned as a apparition.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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