[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Well it's true whether you believe it or not. My browser had a glitch. I cleared my cache, and it went away.

And as for this "hide the pickle" game or whatever, rest assured I've never done such a thing in any public restroom...or anyplace for that matter. I LIKE being gay, it's part of who I am, so no, becoming straight would NOT be nice.

Jesus wants us all to be normal. You are not normal according to Him. So get normal boy, or else you will suffer unspeakable pain and suffering.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Praise Jesus!

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

I don't believe you. Your computer is probably infested with demons, just like the ones swarming in your poop chute that makes you queer. Jesus is the only one who can fix you, nancy.

If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you won't tell lies anymore. You also won't play "hide the pickle" with anonymous men in public toilets anymore. Wouldn't that be nice?

Well it's true whether you believe it or not. My browser had a glitch. I cleared my cache, and it went away.

And as for this "hide the pickle" game or whatever, rest assured I've never done such a thing in any public restroom...or anyplace for that matter. I LIKE being gay, it's part of who I am, so no, becoming straight would NOT be nice.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Oh dear, Pastor Zeke.
I am sitting here beet-red after accidentally reading your last post. Hide the pickle? Oh, my.

Oh, Lord, please cleanse mine eyes and my thoughts from the vivid portrait portrayed by Pastor's words.
Amen

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

No, my browser had an odd glitch that placed that stuff between all the words with commas in them. It was rather annoying but is however, fixed now. n.n

I don't believe you. Your computer is probably infested with demons, just like the ones swarming in your poop chute that makes you queer. Jesus is the only one who can fix you, nancy.

If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you won't tell lies anymore. You also won't play "hide the pickle" with anonymous men in public toilets anymore. Wouldn't that be nice?

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

What the hell is with all the /// and the \\\ nonsense, nancyboy? Is that some kind of fag code?

No, my browser had an odd glitch that placed that stuff between all the words with commas in them. It was rather annoying but is however, fixed now. n.n

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

No they haven\\\'t. :] Marilyn Manson isn\\\'t a satanist, he just is without religion in general like me, nor is count chocula a goth food, it\\\'s chocolate cereal no harm done. o.o Ummm, and those witnesses are all fake, then names are obviously made up... because I know lots of goth people. they don\\\'t rape animals...thats just a stereotype I promise you, same with all goths are satanists etc. Those things you say are facts are just silly nonsense stereotypes created in strange heads that can\\\'t seem to wrap around something different then them so they decide to make it look like something bad then spread it around. It\\\'s okay to dislike different things sometimes but to say things like this are FACT is just cruel...because they arent facts. D: Why must you be so mean to people simply because they have different views then them? Can\'t you just quietly admit to YOURSELF that you dislike them and not say such cruel things? It\'s very very mean to make assumptions based on what people look like.... i never knew people like you really existed, I\'ve seen parady (sp?) sites where people were like this but i never though you were all real. T-T

What the hell is with all the /// and the \\\ nonsense, nancyboy? Is that some kind of fag code?

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Also, to the person that posted before me. Our facts have been proven again and again by multiple witnesses

No they haven\\\'t. :] Marilyn Manson isn\\\'t a satanist, he just is without religion in general like me, nor is count chocula a goth food, it\\\'s chocolate cereal no harm done. o.o Ummm, and those witnesses are all fake, then names are obviously made up... because I know lots of goth people. they don\\\'t rape animals...thats just a stereotype I promise you, same with all goths are satanists etc. Those things you say are facts are just silly nonsense stereotypes created in strange heads that can\\\'t seem to wrap around something different then them so they decide to make it look like something bad then spread it around. It\\\'s okay to dislike different things sometimes but to say things like this are FACT is just cruel...because they arent facts. D: Why must you be so mean to people simply because they have different views then them? Can\'t you just quietly admit to YOURSELF that you dislike them and not say such cruel things? It\'s very very mean to make assumptions based on what people look like.... i never knew people like you really existed, I\'ve seen parady (sp?) sites where people were like this but i never though you were all real. T-T

[Brother John III]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

I did not ask to be directed to some pre fabricated answer. I want to know how YOU came to know that YOU have this power?

Since you are ever so lazy to check it yourself, I shall show you God's word

Lev 19:15

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Deuterenomy 25:2

And it shall be, if the wicked man be worthy to be beaten, that the judge shall cause him to lie down, and to be beaten before his face, according to his fault, by a certain number.

I could search for more, but I trust that you can do the rest your self now that you have been given a head start. God makes it clear that if you are righteous, you can judge (and True Christians are certainly righteous) and makes it clear that the judge can even beat the one that sinned, according to how he sees it reasonable.

You should thank us for trying to teach you, not beat you!

Also, to the person that posted before me. Our facts have been proven again and again by multiple witnesses

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

All the facts we need are written in the King James Bible 1611.
It tells us all we need to know about Heathens and how we should kill treat them.

Praise Jesus.

Umm....I didn\'t know the bible said \"Goths rape animals\" I didnt know it said \"Marilyn Manson is satanic music\" and I didnt know it said \"Count Chocula is a goth food.\" o: Show me where it says THOSE facts please? xDDD

[Talitha]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Well since you\'re so keen on this so called \"Gothic Culture\" why is it all your facts about \"goths\" on this board are pretty much entirely wrong. :]

All the facts we need are written in the King James Bible 1611.
It tells us all we need to know about Heathens and how we should kill treat them.

Praise Jesus.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

We took the time to familiarize ourselves with the gothic culture, as evident in our numerous topics about them on our forums. The least you could do is read up on our religion and devise a real debate rather than bothering us with useless questions that can easily be answered by reading the main page. Next stupid question from you and you\'re on permanent moderation so you cannot pollute these godly forums with your stupidity.

Well since you\'re so keen on this so called \"Gothic Culture\" why is it all your facts about \"goths\" on this board are pretty much entirely wrong. :]

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

I would think that someone who is so into spreading the "word" would be eager to offer specific resources, including being polite enough to provides links to sources.



The Bible was/has been translated MANY times over the centuries. Given the propensity for problems in translation of languages, (including cultural references that could mean different things in the language or region of translation) and the influences/philosphies/beliefs of those people who did the translations, it might seem the Bible could be woefully full of false interpretations and revisions.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

[colorDOLL]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Got an infraction did I? Why because I tell the truth that you people are NOTHING but sick freaks??
LOOK AT THIS YOU LOSERS:

<Pornographic filth deleted>

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

We took the time to familiarize ourselves with the gothic culture, as evident in our numerous topics about them on our forums. The least you could do is read up on our religion and devise a real debate rather than bothering us with useless questions that can easily be answered by reading the main page. Next stupid question from you and you're on permanent moderation so you cannot pollute these godly forums with your stupidity.

[vikkio]

Re: What REAL PEOPLE think about Goths...

Where did I say me personally? No. But me as a True Christian? Yes. But don't expect me to do your homework for you. I know for a fact a pastor posted with the appropriate scripture in just the past few days.

I would think that someone who is so into spreading the "word" would be eager to offer specific resources, including being polite enough to provides links to sources.

The "Revised" edition is Satan's handiwork, fool. The only Bible that is the TRUE WORD of God is the King James 1611 Bible.

The Bible was/has been translated MANY times over the centuries. Given the propensity for problems in translation of languages, (including cultural references that could mean different things in the language or region of translation) and the influences/philosphies/beliefs of those people who did the translations, it might seem the Bible could be woefully full of false interpretations and revisions.