The only REAL creator!

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise him!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and convert into a Pastafarian and have a lot of fun in Heaven, with the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory! Hooray for our Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise!

RAmen!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The only REAL creator!

Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise him!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage and convert into a Pastafarian and have a lot of fun in Heaven, with the beer volcanoes and the stripper factory! Hooray for our Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise!

RAmen!

Friend,

You flying spaghetti monster is nothing more than parody done to mock Christianity like the Harry Potter books. We TRUE Christians(tm) will have nothing to with parody or any such evil acts. Pastor Al has placed a special prayer covering over this Godly forum that protects it from the demons of parody, mockery along with the demons of secular logic and reason. Pastor Ezelkal was told in a vision by the late President Ronald Regan himself that Jesus has sent Warrior Angels stand over this forum’s servers guarding it from these evil spirits

Go tell your true master Satan that he has now power here.

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

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You've just been fooled by the TRUE creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster! But if you convert to his faith, he'll give you beer and strippers! Hooray!

So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

Hooray for the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise his Noodleness!

RAmen!

[SalvationSeeker]

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You've just been fooled by the TRUE creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster! But if you convert to his faith, he'll give you beer and strippers! Hooray!

So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

Hooray for the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Praise his Noodleness!

RAmen!

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Seriously, you stupid atheists can't even come up with good jokes!

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

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So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Seriously, you stupid atheists can't even come up with good jokes!

Atleast MY alpowerful supreme being has a sense of humours...he likes tricking people into believing in fake gods, and then sends his followers to convert them! He wouldnt want his believers to spend their time on earth just doing nothing, so he gave us somthing fun to do! Hooray for him! Praise the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

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So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

So, what is your god doing then? He lets me belief in my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and then yet, he wants to convert me?

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

[SalvationSeeker]

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So, what is your god doing then? He lets me belief in my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and then yet, he wants to convert me?

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

God allows you free will, but He doesn't want you to worship another, and He has warned you about so doing;
Ignore that warning and you'll get your well-deserved punishment in hell.
Praise God!

Atleast MY alpowerful supreme being has a sense of humours...he likes tricking people into believing in fake gods, and then sends his followers to convert them! He wouldnt want his believers to spend their time on earth just doing nothing, so he gave us somthing fun to do! Hooray for him! Praise the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

RAmen!

How long has this "god" had any followers? 1 year? 2?
That would mean that he has fooled 99.99999999999999% of humanity.
Doesn't sound like he wants anyone to convert at all.

Anyways, this is all silly theoretical speaking.. Let's speak clearly:
This spaghetti monster doesn't exist, you know it, I know it, and you're only here to crack a joke. (A quite boring one I might add)



So shape up and discuss something real!
Such as, for example; Jesus, His resurrection from the dead, and His love for His elect.. Or we'll shut you up.
Cause we have a serious mission here and can only indulge jokers like you for so long:
So the choice is yours. What will it be; Will you TURN (or atleast be serious) or BURN?

[Sarnov (On Moderation)]

Re: The only REAL creator!

God allows you free will, but He doesn't want you to worship another, and He has warned you about so doing;
Ignore that warning and you'll get your well-deserved punishment in hell.
Praise God!

My God says something different....He says ill get beer volcanoes!


How long has this "god" had any followers? 1 year? 2?
That would mean that he has fooled 99.99999999999999% of humanity.
Doesn't sound like he wants anyone to convert at all.

He's clever..And Noodly...and he has a lot of time to wait...

Anyways, this is all silly theoretical speaking.. Let's speak clearly:
This spaghetti monster doesn't exist, you know it, I know it, and you're only here to crack a joke. (A quite boring one I might add)

He does exist! How else do you explain 'The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'?

So shape up and discuss something real!
Such as, for example; Jesus, His resurrection from the dead, and His love for His elect.. Or we'll shut you up.

Can you prove that's real? It doesnt say so in 'The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'. And how are you going to shut me up? Bore me to death?

Cause we have a serious mission here and can only indulge jokers like you for so long:
So the choice is yours. What will it be; Will you TURN (or atleast be serious) or BURN?

What serious mission? Convert anyone to whatever equally strange religion belong? At least my god doesnt punish people for having some fun in their lives. That sound hardly serious.

I'll go for 'BURN'....burn in the warm and cuddly (yet noodly) love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster

RAmen!

[SalvationSeeker]

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I gave you a chance, fair and square. So be it.
You are now on Moderation, and nothing of what you post (from now on) will be visible until we approve it.
Use this as a chance to start behaving, and stop playing around;
Do that, and you'll be off Moderation in no time.

And how are you going to shut me up?

Like I just did.

[Bobby-Joe]

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So...do you want to follow an allpowerful, yet rather pasta-like creator, or a book written by goat-herding priests written 2000 years ago?

First, those Joo priests were only used by God as human pens. Since it well known that Joos think of only getting up the skirts of Catholic school girls the fact that they wrote the Bible at all is clearly a miracle.

[Brother Temperance]

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First, those Joo priests were only used by God as human pens. Since it well known that Joos think of only getting up the skirts of Catholic school girls the fact that they wrote the Bible at all is clearly a miracle.

I suppose it's just more proof of GOD's awesome plan: those Jews knew that if they didn't write the Bible, then it'd be impossible for Christianity to exist, and if Christianity didn't exist, then the antichrist Pope would never have been able to fuse it with Dagonist paganism to create Mary-Worship, and Mary-Worship didn't exist then the Popish Priests would have no excuse for spending all day every day mo-"bless"-ting alterboys, and if the alterboys weren't turned into queers by the Priests then they might spend some time with the Catlick schoolgirls, and if the Catlick schoolgirls could find Catlick schoolboys their own age then they'd never settle for being groped by hook-nosed Christ-killers.

The Jews actually have a special song about all this, which they sing once a year at the start of Passover.

[Joe the Atheist]

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Sarnov, is Flying Spaghetti Monster brand new to you or something? It was funny for a while a couple of years ago, but it's kind of run its course by now. If you want something that stays funny, might I suggest SubGenius?

So this monster fools people into disbelief yet wants the same to convert? Uh-huh, sure..

Hey, that reminds me of something I read in 2nd Thessalonians. Doesn't your God do the same thing in that story?

No wait, never mind. I remember now. He fools the people into disbelief because He wants to send them to Hell.

That's a different brand of humor altogether, there.

--Joe

[SalvationSeeker]

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Hey, that reminds me of something I read in 2nd Thessalonians. Doesn't your God do the same thing in that story?

No wait, never mind. I remember now. He fools the people into disbelief because He wants to send them to Hell.

That's a different brand of humor altogether, there.

--Joe

He only fools those who'm He wants send to hell into disbelief. Not anyone else.
He doesn't fool those who'm He wants to convert as that would be counterproductive..

Are you stupid in some way, or just desperate to find any likeness between God and this pasta monster?
You're not going to find any, sonny. Give it up.

[PreachingthePasta2u]

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I'm glad we have people with the meatballs to state the obvious on such a website is this. However, the dry and stubborn attitudes of the members is bound to stir controversy! FSM be with you!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'm glad we have people with the meatballs to state the obvious on such a website is this. However, the dry and stubborn attitudes of the members is bound to stir controversy! FSM be with you!

We know you're full of Bologna -- this is just a tired act. Give it up already, it wastes our server space