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  • #16
    Re: The only REAL creator!

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    We know you're full of Bologna -- this is just a tired act. Give it up already, it wastes our server space
    Your server space had better be used in the most holy way possible-under the light of His gluten-based goodness. Save yourself! Strive for the eternity with endless beer and strippers!

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    • #17
      Re: The only REAL creator!

      Originally posted by PreachingthePasta2u View Post

      Your server space had better be used in the most holy way possible-under the light of His gluten-based goodness. Save yourself! Strive for the eternity with endless beer and strippers!
      Hmmm, well the truly SAVED Landoverians say they are assured of the eternity with endless beer and barbeque with Jesus Himself!

      Soooo waddaya yooooou think of those meatballs, hey?
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • #18
        Re: The only REAL creator!

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Hmmm, well the truly SAVED Landoverians say they are assured of the eternity with endless beer and barbeque with Jesus Himself!

        Soooo waddaya yooooou think of those meatballs, hey?
        If Jesus devoted his life to the effessem, then surely it will be so?

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        • #19
          Re: The only REAL creator!

          Originally posted by PreachingthePasta2u View Post

          If Jesus devoted his life to the effessem, then surely it will be so?
          Ah haaaaaa! I getcha! As in ... effessem ...

          ... Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be your noodles ... thy noodle come, thy meatballness be done, on earth, as it is meaty in heaven ... give us this day our daily sauce ... etc etc etc

          Well now, hmmm, I can just imagine what Jesus would say to that! He would say blasphemy!

          ... in Jesus' Name we pray, noodle nods
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • #20
            Re: The only REAL creator!

            You mean Matt Groaning, "Creator" of the Godless "Simpsons?"

            He's Hellbound. One of these days God is going to pack up him, Hellsinker and Lilith in a paper bag and toss it straight down to Hell. (Some folks call it Hades.)

            You can probably even read all about it on Godly CNN if it's a slow week for Britney, Paris and the Usual Gang of Bimbosteins

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            • #21
              Re: The only REAL creator!

              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
              Ah haaaaaa! I getcha! As in ... effessem ...

              ... Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be your noodles ... thy noodle come, thy meatballness be done, on earth, as it is meaty in heaven ... give us this day our daily sauce ... etc etc etc

              Well now, hmmm, I can just imagine what Jesus would say to that! He would say blasphemy!
              Almost as blasphemous as a Red woman who doesn't even believe in him attempting to teach.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: The only REAL creator!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                Almost as blasphemous as a Red woman who doesn't even believe in him attempting to teach.
                What's a Red woman? ... yoooou calling me that, Brother T?

                ... hmmm, noddy
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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