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  • #31
    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

    The universe has always been and always will be But in the end it all comes down to what you believe in, there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.
    No, the universe has not always existed, scientists have given it an age, so if that's what you want to believe, then go look it up ...

    But Bible believing True Christians™ know that GOD created the world about 6,000 years ago, because it says so in Genesis ...

    Here it is, plain and simple ...

    Genesis 1

    1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
    2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
    3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
    4: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
    5: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
    ... but wait, there's more! so keep reading and good luck, noddy
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • #32
      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      Do you really think that the earth is the only planet in the UNIVERSE able to support life? I personally don't think so I don't get why humans constantly think that...

      Anyways, more to my point, if there is some creator out there, then they sure as hell didn't spend any real amount of time on our planet, considering they just left a huge mass of earth and water with plankton in it.

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      • #33
        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
        Do you really think that the earth is the only planet in the UNIVERSE able to support life? I personally don't think so I don't get why humans constantly think that...

        Anyways, more to my point, if there is some creator out there, then they sure as hell didn't spend any real amount of time on our planet, considering they just left a huge mass of earth and water with plankton in it.
        Well, how many other planets like this do you know of? Ummmmm....NONE? And how many of the dead, lifeless balls in space have humans on them.....would the answer be NONE again? Yes, it would.

        We are on a special planet made by GOD! Oh sure, there are probably other galaxies and trillions of stars, but the current scientific evidence says that they are all rushing away from a central point at millions of miles an hour. And What is that central point? Why WE are. How much more proof of GOD do you need?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #34
          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
          there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.
          You claim that now.. But you didn't before.
          That's because now you know that you're outdone and cannot argue with the TRUTH we present.
          You're not getting away that easy, sodomite.

          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
          That's how nature works, there's nothing wrong with it.
          So you think it's A-OK to for humans to eat children?
          That's horrible!

          But well, atleast you admit to being an amoral baby-eater, unlike Rachael and Alie..
          Who simply REFUSE to acknowledge the fact that they eat babies!
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-01-2007, 06:10 PM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • #35
            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            Okay dumbasses, this is how it goes. Being mentally or physically comes from genetics, and pure unfortunate luck.

            What? If you're going to blaspheme, at least have the decency to do so in a way that makes sense.
            It has nothing to do with them being the devils children or anything like that, and nobody should hold any prejudices against them.
            Don't worry, I don't hold any prejudices. I find out if people are homers, retardeds, or anything equally sinful, and then I judge them. Nothing "pre-" about it.
            The people that I hold prejudices against are you, the dumb, ignorant people in this world who are being stupid because of choices that they have made. I personally don't believe that you piffleers deserve to live, especially not with the body that you don't deserve.
            So what body do we deserve? If we had that body, would you allow us to live?
            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            Believe it or not, I've read the damn bible a few times. I don't believe the stories, but I have no problems with it's morals (in the new testament.)
            So you agree that women should be subservient to their husbands and not speak in Church?
            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            I'm not going to lie, the bible does say that homosexuals should be stoned to death or whatever, that's one of the many problems with the bible. It was written in times where the people were not enlightened with some of the technological and scientific discoveries that we've had recently.
            So do you believe that homos should be given the chair or lethal injection?
            Originally posted by Nancy__x View Post

            Anyways, let me clear this little fact up. It IS natural to be homosexual. They have done studies by watching animals in the wild, and up to 10% of them are gay.
            Who has done these studies? The only people that'd willingly choose to watch penguins buggering each other are perverts, who have a natural interest in pushing the anti-God pervert agenda. Therefore, these studies are unreliable.
            And I am bisexual, and there's NOTHING anyone can do to change it.
            Au contraire, my friend.
            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            "Bad" words are only "bad" because that's what people have labeled them. They're words, just like any other.
            And? Hellbound fags like you are only hellbound because GOD has damned you, but that doesn't change the fact that you're going to Hell.
            Anyways, no, I can't be changed. I am who I am; I have always been this way and will always be this way.

            In addition, I will NOT repent to a god that I don't believe in.
            Then start believing in God, then repent.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #36
              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              You vile heretic dogs!

              We run a school for mentally disabled children (I'm not a teacher there, I'm the principal and I stay in the monastery, making my decisions via teleconferencing)

              And you say we're the foul people! Think of how many Protestant ministers have abused children over the years!
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • #37
                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Does anyone know any good websites or have any good pictures of retards. I have searched google-images for the past hour with no luck, and my youngest wants to see what one looks like. Unfortunately there are none in our local zoo.

                I want to show her what a pure-blood demon looks like.

                In anticipation.

                Rev RG Green

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                • #38
                  Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
                  Does anyone know any good websites or have any good pictures of retards. I have searched google-images for the past hour with no luck, and my youngest wants to see what one looks like. Unfortunately there are none in our local zoo.

                  I want to show her what a pure-blood demon looks like.

                  In anticipation.

                  Rev RG Green

                  LOL! Aw what a darling little girl. Tards ARE fun to laugh at!

                  Here are some photos for her to giggle at.

                  Lve, Sister Thumper
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                  • #39
                    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    LOL! Aw what a darling little girl. Tards ARE fun to laugh at!

                    Here are some photos for her to giggle at.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
                    SISTER THUMPER!!!!!!! YOU'VE POSTED MY PROFILE PICTURE UP ALONGSIDE THE RETARDEDS PICTURES!!! I THINK THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!!
                    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                    • #40
                      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      HERE'S ANOTHER DEMON PURE-BLOOD FOR YOU REV. GREEN
                      I LAUGHED SO MUCH I STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES! ENJOY.
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                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • #41
                        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        And you say we're the foul people! Think of how many Protestant ministers have abused children over the years!
                        Yes indeed. Let's.. It's what? One? Even two maybe?
                        Now compare that with 4% of all cathylick priests in the US having raped children..
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #42
                          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          This thread has got me laughin so hard my face hurts! I've read about men beating their wives, toddlers pelted w/ hardboiled easter eggs, and now it's laughing at retards...I may have found religion. What makes these comments even better is the fact the posters have such kind faces. You all look like such happy and healthy people. The next time I come across a retard I will definitely search it's eyes for evil, I never knew! One thing is certain, and it's that you all have shown me such a good time that I'm reading the bible ASAP

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                          • #43
                            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                            Originally posted by Merton Mountain View Post
                            This thread has got me laughin so hard my face hurts! I've read about men beating their wives, toddlers pelted w/ hardboiled easter eggs, and now it's laughing at retards...I may have found religion. What makes these comments even better is the fact the posters have such kind faces. You all look like such happy and healthy people. The next time I come across a retard I will definitely search it's eyes for evil, I never knew! One thing is certain, and it's that you all have shown me such a good time that I'm reading the bible ASAP
                            Praise Christ and welcome friend. Its good to hear from a like-minded normal person. We have so many perverts and depraved fools wandering in here.

                            Why not make a post in the "introductions" thread and tell us about yourself?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #44
                              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                              Will do, and thanx for the kind response!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                                I too have had my trials regarding retards. My late sister left me her daughter, Mongie. Mongie was such a handful to care for. Once a day I would have to wheel her feces impacted rear end out on the patio and pressure wash her. It was made clear to me she was unholy, so I traded her off to an outsider for a new car battery. She was such a problem for her new owners that she ended up institutionalized and labotimized.

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