[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ok...New person, New view point. First off, you are quoting scripture that you believe is true because it told you to believe that its true.

Second, If we choose to believe that God exists, along with heaven/hell, etc, why are retards (According to you the Devil's children) born into families that have NEVER done anything that could possibly offend God? What would you say if a retard was born into one of your families? Or do you simply believe it won't happen?

Third, How can helping others be bad? Sharing this account allows everyone to give different view points on a topic, and if you don't like it, then you can easily identify our posts and skip over them. I fail to see any negative part to this. Also, calling people communists is a bit immature, unless they are actually communists.

Fourth, Goths are practically an extinct species. You want to move on to emos.

Next up, You say God is not forgiving, but omni-potent, omni-scient, and vengeful. Yet how do you or anyone else know either way? Being omni-potent, he could be both at once, or neither. If God is a being of infinite power, coupled with infinite knowledge, and you are merely of a finite intellect, how can you know what God is like unless he himself tells you. The bible shows both forgiveness and vengeance, yet you seem to think you know exactly what God would do to my fellow writer, even though you were not personally given the information by him, but through writing. Sure, being omni-potent God could have applied the effect to the Bible that those who read it learn about him, but that would mean a great deal of atheists would also know everything about God. Of course, being omni-potent, he could avoid giving these people understanding of him, but there is no real end to this arguement. Being infinite, he has an infinite number of ways of doing this, and for each there is a counter-arguement. Besides which, if God is infinite, then you would need to have an infinite intellect to completely understand him. Otherwise, all you are getting is a part of a much greater whole.

My final topic, yes, many of my fellow users of this account are not to good at grammar or spelling, not out of stupidity, but because it is still legible, they can't be bothered to spell check and that is all you really need.

Apologies in advance for any spelling or grammatical errors in this post.

I hope you can consider my points without typing insulting messages about me or my kin, or any mention of the horrible fate in store for me.

Thank you for your time.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Praise Jesus! I think we're getting through to you, my semi-literate grammar murdering zealot.
I gave up on the idea of spell correction of your posts because even corrected, your grammar and sentence structure work together like some evil supervillains to make your posts nigh untranslatable.
Have you been checked for Demons? Maybe it is them trying to speak through you..
Anyway, having said that, I'd like to examine your statement below...
"Nope, not a prophet. Never claimed to be, nor will I.Grammar and sentence structure is abominable. Please complete your sentences.
Nor will killing terrorist end terrorizum. The more you kille
terrorist(s) the more will pop up. You have to kill the cause of terrorizum. In the middle east, it would (?)that the people live a hellish existance and want someone to blame.
Fanatics.(unnecessary punctuation) like yourselves, then distort their religious book ( is it distorted or are they taking every word literally?) and tell them its our fault and their bible (the koran, friend)says they should kill us.(read our bible, friend, and you will find it directs Christians to kill non-believers also)
This isn't goign to stop until.
A.) until either we or the muslims are completely wiped out. What, all Muslims or only the fanatics?
B.) the fanatics dissappear.
C.) The people stop living in misery and get better lives while seeing.What does this statement mean? Please finish your thoughts.
D.) The people of the middle east see the West helping them to get a new life and realize we are not the enemy. Out of all these only d is a likely oppition. " FRIEND!! A truer word was NEVER SPOKEN !!(apart from the KJV Bible, of course) Yes - all middle East is Praising GWB and laying flowers at the feet of our troops, every day. We didn't 'invade' their land, NO! We spent a lot of money getting there to spread peace!! And good American lives are being lost protecting these ignorant savage Muslims and their oil. No WE ARE NOT THE ENEMY!! We are a foreign force, unwanted in a strange land, protecting natural assets from their rightful owners, and we're going to do it all over again in IRAN TOO!! And we won't be the enemy there either! We'll be liberators!!
Friend, I apologise. hiding behind your spelling errors, and unintelligible statements beats the heart of a TRUE AMERICAN.
You are not my enemy - you are more than my friend - you are my brother!
Who do you think we should invade after Iran? (Invasions don't just 'happen', friend, they take careful planning and justification, so think carefully.)

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

WOW, you people still surprise me. I don't know if it was clearly stated in this thread, but this is a shared profile, (inside an online community). Hopefully the signature will work and help with people realizing this,(I'm yet another one, the one that got brother temperance all "hot 'n bothered").
Anywho, Brother Guy, you seem to exhibit more intelligent than some other members here, but I think you're a bit misled,(by yourself, I'd wager).
You touch upon the issue of a comparison between the koran and the bible. That issue, put simply,(somewhat), is that the old testament and the Koran preach almost the exact message. The view on wives, foreigners/oppressors, and the "one true god" are so close it would be deduced one came from the other, if they were different periods appart,(though the view on women is a bit better in the koran). The difference nowadays is that, unlike the koran, which has never been changed from it's very first, original version, there is now a new testament to the bible and many, many sub-devisions that have split off in more modern times. It is almost as if the muslim people are still in biblical times. And what got to me many times is how resentful many "Christians" and "Americans" have reacted to this religion and culture that is so close to their own genesis. Oich, your post hurts my eyes, I'm going to break off there, and go to a different thread.
have a good day! [thumbs up]

post scriptum,
could you please repeat the ideas you presented in your post, without the sarcasm & the contrasting,(enormously), colors? It's just too much for my brain, running off of 3 hours of sleep.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

and now I see the signature didn't work....grr
oh well, I'll put it in the location.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

WOW, you people still surprise me. I don't know if it was clearly stated in this thread, but this is a shared profile, (inside an online community).

So now you claim that your retardation is because you have multiple personalities? A sure sign of demon infestation.

Get thee HENCE demon!! In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave this homer and go back to whatever steaming hole you crawled out of! AMEN!

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

and now I see the signature didn't work....grr
oh well, I'll put it in the location.

THERE WE GO! I apologize for the triple post.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

So now you claim that your retardation is because you have multiple personalities? A sure sign of demon infestation.

Get thee HENCE demon!! In the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave this homer and go back to whatever steaming hole you crawled out of! AMEN!

Oh, shut-AUP you dunce. You force your own ignorance and make yourself more of a fool. Once more:
This pofile is shared between many like-minded individuals over the net, many of which are from a single online forum, though I don't think,(REALLY don't think), you would like to visit it. Can you figure it out YET?

P.S.
I'm gonna try to restrain myself, but an online, half-arsed exorcism is one of the corniest things I've ever seen. Congratulations, that's a difficult accomplishment.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

WOW, you people still surprise me. I don't know if it was clearly stated in this thread, but this is a shared profile, (inside an online community). Hopefully the signature will work and help with people realizing this,(I'm yet another one, the one that got brother temperance all "hot 'n bothered").
Anywho, Brother Guy, you seem to exhibit more intelligent than some other members here, but I think you're a bit misled,(by yourself, I'd wager).
You touch upon the issue of a comparison between the koran and the bible. That issue, put simply,(somewhat), is that the old testament and the Koran preach almost the exact message. The view on wives, foreigners/oppressors, and the "one true god" are so close it would be deduced one came from the other, if they were different periods appart,(though the view on women is a bit better in the koran). The difference nowadays is that, unlike the koran, which has never been changed from it's very first, original version, there is now a new testament to the bible and many, many sub-devisions that have split off in more modern times. It is almost as if the muslim people are still in biblical times.

And what got to me many times is how resentful many "Christians" and "Americans" have reacted to this religion and culture that is so close to their own genesis. Oich, your post hurts my eyes, I'm going to break off there, and go to a different thread.
have a good day! [thumbs up]

post scriptum,
could you please repeat the ideas you presented in your post, without the sarcasm & the contrasting,(enormously), colors? It's just too much for my brain, running off of 3 hours of sleep.

The only significant entry here was "its too much for my brain". Like I said in previous (and futile) replies to you was spell correctly, be coherent , and post well thought out comments and ideas, not some half baked high school garbage frantically typed in between episodes of Buffy and 90210 or whatever you snot nosed punks watch nowadays.
And stop hating Jesus.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Please, don't resort to petty insults, you just sullied my first opinion of you. Excuse the missed "intelligent" and "sub-devision", as I said, I am running off of very little sleep thanks to a damnable sea,(have you ever slept on a boat?). I was being coherent, and if you had actually read it then you would have had something better to say than condescending snobbery. Please, if you reply thoughtfully and fairly, I will respond in kind. If you make such derisive comments, again, I will respond in kind, and that is a mockery of the free internet.

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Being an admitted retard lover, what are your thoughts on Downtards having babies or sex at all?
Of course we all think it's disgusting and they should be spayed at birth, but what say you Liberal?

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

And with a new 50-point infraction, I think I'm done for tonight. ooo, this is great fun. Anywho, g'night, have a nice morning tomarrow!

post scriptum,
just a disclaimer, I really am knocking off for tonight, any posts afterwards are from other people.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Being an admitted retard lover, what are your thoughts on Downtards having babies or sex at all?
Of course we all think it's disgusting and they should be spayed at birth, but what say you Liberal?

Except you marshall. You just have an O.K. morning tomarrow.

[Marshall]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Running from the issues and backpedaling.
You must be a Democrat on top of a retard sympathizer. Jesus sees you voting Left and He knows whats in your black heart.

I noticed you mentioned the filthy Muslim hate manual in an earlier post. Being a "shared profile" I must warn you that Islamic ravings from your terrorist buddies will not be tolerated. Go blow up some other forum.
Literally.
Yours in Christ Almighty,
-M

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Please, don't resort to petty insults, you just sullied my first opinion of you. Excuse the missed "intelligent" and "sub-devision", as I said, I am running off of very little sleep thanks to a damnable sea,(have you ever slept on a boat?). I was being coherent, and if you had actually read it then you would have had something better to say than condescending snobbery. Please, if you reply thoughtfully and fairly, I will respond in kind. If you make such derisive comments, again, I will respond in kind, and that is a mockery of the free internet.

A mockery of the free internet? What? A mockery of the free internet?AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Pastors ! Emergency! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Someones mocking the free internet!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Why they is a controversies ovah this? You'd think it be common sense that the Lord hate the retardeds, or else He wouldn'ta made them the way He done did. They do haves they uses, though. I keeps my retarded locked up in Ira's too' shed so he don't give me no trouble. Ira just throw him outside whenevah he need in there, and since we keeps that thang on a chain, we doesn't haves to worry about him runnin' off.

Anyway, I just gots a brand neeew pet coon. I loves me some coons, they's such cute little thangs. And I just can't stand the thought of anythang happenin' to that little coon, so I tests all my products out on the retarded to see if they's safe to use on my new pet. Shoulda seen him last week! Somethin' I useded on him done turned his skin pinker than cotton candy! I doesn't even remembah what it was I had used on him, but he be lookin' like Snagglepuss up in there!

I had brought him ovah to Sista Thumpa's house and me and her had such a laugh over it! At least, until he start tryin' ta have relations with her leg. Poor Sista Thumpa was so traumatized behind that that she had been screamin' Glory and breathin' all heavy! I think the Holy Spirit came ovah her in that moment to comfort her and block it outta her head, because she had this big smile on her face when I was finally able to get him offa her. Praise the LORD that He be able to shield His chillrens from such horrible experiences. It truly do be a miracle!

I think I's gonna go out to the too' shed to see do that retarded's skin still be pink.