[Enema of YOU people]

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I told you this once before you can’t control me. If you try to take me down you’re gonna break. I feel you hatred now nothin` your doin` for me. I think if that’s your best you better run away. I stand alone, inside. You’re always hiding behind your god. So what you think that he can’t see your face? You resurrected back before the final fallen. I’ll never rest until I can make my own way. I’m not afraid of fading. I stand alone, inside. Paraphased from God Smack song lyrics of 'I stand Alone'

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know, we are used to your kind, boy. The goths who come in here all flock to the threads explaining why goths are going to hell. The queers do the same for the threads on sodomites.

I notice that YOU seem to feel at home here in the retardeds thread.

[Enema of YOU people]

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What are you talking about? My last two posts, well besides the one at 2, wasn't me, were good. Outside the paragraphs being all mashed together because no matter what I try the thing won't let me make anymore then one paragraph. Also I think it's rather sad you guys are calling me a drug addict and illiterate when I'm neither. I just have bad grammar, and a larger spoken vocabulary then I have a written one, that's all. And if I'm such an idoit, then what does that make you people? (All said perfectly calm.) I think it's very amusing that they only thing you can say against my posts are their length, bad grammar and bad spelling. Very interesting (said slightly amused and grinning.)

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Oh DEAR GOD Save these people from their STUPIDITY! Physiology, is not evil. Hard to understand harder to use effectively and practallyy yes, evil no. That's almost as stupid as saying technology and science are evil. So if these things are so evil I guess you all shuld stop using them. Meaning you should strip naked and go live in a cave using only you five senses and bare hand to to survive. Why? Clothing, fire, cooked food, housing, tools these are all part of 'evil science' and are technology, base technology but technology non the less. Add to this you should not attempt to communicate in any way. Why communistion requires by nature and understanding of human thinking, and OH MY GOD that's physiology! Also, ummm okay Jews hating, stupid skin head. Nazi. You are evil. If all Jews were evil as you claim, I'm guessing you do by your rhetoric. Then I guess the Satanist were right all along God is evil!!! Why? Because Jesus, God incarnate, was a Jew. And before you start spliting hairs by using word play, Hebrews are Jews, ask any Hebrew that knows their history. Peole hate Jews and blame them for what they did, don't know the time Jesus was living in very well. Also God forgave them before he died. So as God forgave them, I don't see how you have the right to continue holding a grudge. Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.

Friend - spelling, grammar, coherent posts and sanity are not evil. We approve whole-heartedly of them. Can you meet us halfway at least?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Uh huh, well it looks like my friend has been doing well while I was out. Yeah I'm the guy with bad grammar and spelling. I have to say I'm cracking up, litteraly busting a gut laughing at you guys. And no after reeasing a page I stopped, I needed to breath. And for the record, the paragraph switch in the is broke. I guess you would know that if you didn't use the quote button as your paragraph key instead ofthe enter key.Umm okay I fail to see how the guy that preached NON voilance is going to voilently kick my ass. Seriously that is hilarious. Suicides, if you've ever serious thought about suicide then would on them with pity not hate. Takes a lot to drive a person that far.As for there being no room for weaklings on the road of salavion, garbage. No one is strong everyone is weak. Myself included. Are some strong then others, yes but we are all weak.Now as for fearing god. Much to the shock of everyone, I don't! Why for a number of reasons. I understand God well enough to know that he is not going to harm me unless I do evil. As I don't intend to do much evil there's no reason to fear him. 'Fear of God' is a natural and instinctive response to any power that is greater then our understanding, but not a logical one nor I believe to be a very christian one. I for trust god enough to harm me so long as I do as little evil as possible. Also I have also wondered what would be the point, we're taking about the being the created all of existance woth five thoughts. Not words, space is a vacum, in a vacum there are to few atoms to vibrate in order to create sound. Scientific fact, test it yourself. Oh my GOD, MOMMY the bible lied again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But back to what I was saying so fearing something so immensly powerful is pointless.Hmmm what else is there to say? Don't know haven't read the recent posts. Oh yes, if you are looking a demon look in the mirror you wrath filled little fools. I'm not a demon, nor am I saint, nor satanist nor prophet, I am a warrior. Oh and stop cussing it's unbecoming and makes sound even more of a dullard. Here's hoping the paragraphs remain seperated.

Jesus please stop this man from smoking marijuana and make him attend high school.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Dear Enema .

Let me re-write your original post for you, without your creative spelling abominations and grammatical monstrosities. Are you ready? Lets begin.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa you guy are hysticial, are you even lisytening to yourselves?
When translated from hysterical igno-speak, this sentence becomes
(laughing) You good blessed folk amuse me greatly, but you seem unaware of your hypocrisy.
First off how can one be guilty of sin before they are alive to commit a sin?
this becomes
To begin my refutation, I ask you how it is possible that the unborn can be born as sinners?

Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. I'm curriour just many retard, or mental impared people do know personally? Don't judge what you do not know first hand.
becomes
Think about it. How can one be wicked, yet act wicked. (unable to decipher babbling ineptitudes). I am curious as to just how many retarded persons you actually know? If you lack actual experience interacting with retardeds, I forbid you to have any opinion.

No, god does not deal in abolsutes. God understands and forgives. .
This becomes
God is a wiffling waffling fence sitter who is happy to see his people spit at him and go unpunished.

If you truly understood human nature you to would be far less judgemental. I'm not saying there isn't evil or isn't good, all I'm saying is both are an extreme and that the vast majority is grey. The only law that is absokute is causality, and God's grace.I do not need to give Jesus a reason to love me. God will love me no matter what I do, as any parent loves their child
this becomes
Only I, Enema of you people, really know good from evil, but the borders are so blurred its possible to flaunt Gods commandments and still regard myself as a good and just person. I can spit on Jesus from now till rapture and I don't care how he feels about that. At the end of the day, no matter how many children I molest, or tallywhackers I stick up my poop shute, I am going to heaven.

But what is righousness. Such a thing is based solely upon the vague idea of what is good and what is evil, both of which are subjective to the person. The Nazis believed they were rightous, as did the communists and the Huns and the Mongols. Indeed if you go down the line will every 'evil' person believed they were rightous.So you all willing to be judge by those whom do understand the reasons for you actions? The tragedies and joys of your past? Human unable to completely able to understand anything completely and thus we are unable to properly judge eath other. That is why god reserved judgement and vengance for himself. The sole being that does understand these things.Does the bible deal in absolutes?
This translates into
I make up my own rules, but I still expect to go to heaven. God doesn't care what I do . (The rest of this post is untranslatable)

In one verse it condems prostitutes saying they should be stoned. Yet in another it openly forgives a prostitutes whom displays sincere regret. There is rarely a time when there is not middle ground, one should seek that middle ground in order to see the truth of situation.
Becomes
My girlfriend, or mother, or sister or brother is a prostitute, or I am, and I'm on the defensive.

The devil does both, he is the quiet whisper in our ear leading us to intolerance, judgement and the pursuit of our desires by harming others knowingly.God is the quiet still voice in ones heart. Saying do not harm others if you can. Accept aothers as they are, do not judge. That self sacrifice, duty and honor are sacred things. To love and not to hate. To act with the pen, not the sword.
this is re-interpreted as
Rules are for suckers. I do what I want, and prefer to picture God as a kindly, forgiving old Grandpa, not a vengeful righteous omnipotent being, because my life is so soaked in sin, I know I am going to hell, but if I kick and squeal hard enough, God may change his personality just for me, and I'll end up in heaven instead

Also it is not true that every retarded baby is born retarded becuase of his mother's promisuity, sorry spelled that wrong. Many are born from mothers have done nothing wrong. there are many reasons for retardation in a baby, most often lack of air during birth. Or bad genetics.
This becomes
I am a retard, but I don't think my mother is a slut, even if the denver Broncos, Chef, Chief running water, Mr garrison and uncle Jimbo do. I was born retarded because my mother tried to strangle me at birth because she realised who my father actually was and was very disappointed.

And no that isn't who God's name is spelled in Hebrew, your using the English alphabet. (Joke) Second thanks for the correction, I honestly was only going by ear since I've only ever heard it spoken.
becomes
I can't spell, you proved that, but I'm trying to laugh it off as if it doesnt make me appear like a retard, even though it quite clearly does. I'm actually quite ignorant about most things, especially religion, and don't quite accept the fact that I'm going to hell. Instead I'll try to create a false reality where I actually get to go to heaven.

Me being the aggressive one, whom are attacking whom?In closing you don't have the right to decide who believes what. That for the indivigual to decide.
This becomes
I don't consider my self the aggressor, even though I arrived uninvited here and started arguing with experienced, educated folk who actually know what they are talking about, unlike myself. I know whats best, and I will create a personal reality to suit my taste.

Erasing one religion or many will not create peace. Peace cannot be baught with blood. Lay down the sword, take up the book, take those you love in your arms and live in harmony with the land and nieghbor, thus shall you find peace. For those whom drench their hands in blood, there is no peace nor salvation from the ghosts shall haunt their every step
This unnervingly translates to
Encouraging suicide bombers will stop them in their tracks. Bury your head in the sand, and expect all the bad people to leave you alone and be gone when you finally pull it back out. This attitude is the secret to world peace that noone has ever thought about before me, because I must be the chosen one, born to spread the word of God as he dictated it directly to me, and you are all ignorant deluded fools.

There. A little bit of spelling, a dash of grammar, a touch of coherency, and a bit of insight makes this post so much more accurate, don't you think? Now please stop eating that mouldy wheat. Its allowing your demons to manifest.

Now I'll spell correct your other posts. I cant do the grammar though. You're way to scattered to make much sense.

[Enema of YOU people]

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All of these comments reflect that the believer is angry, volatile, primitive, arrogant, mentally unbalanced and does not display critical thinking. Let us now spell it out:

• If you believe there is an invisible giant man of a particular ethnicity in the sky who is directing everything and who is so hateful he will viciously punish us for challenging his existence--
• If you believe that this invisible giant man got a 13-year-old virgin girl pregnant, who then gave birth to him as his own son--
• If you believe that this god person wrote a book--and one book only--
• If you believe that "confessing the Lord" will instantly remove your sins, thus allowing you to commit more--
• If you believe that a stone will remove your sins, thus allowing you to commit more--
• If you believe in vicarious blood-atonement, i.e., that "the Lord died for your sins" and thus you can commit as many as you wish--
• If you believe that merely believing in such a god person makes you righteous, no matter what atrocities you commit and what hatred and intolerance you carry and spread--
• If you believe that some "good" god person is going to reward you for killing living, breathing human beings "in his name"--
• If you believe that going to church, temple, synagogue or mosque, making pilgrimages, or wearing particular clothes or headdresses, makes you a righteous person, even though you don't behave like one otherwise--
• If you believe that you are special and chosen because of what you believe--
• If you believe that it is good to mindlessly go along with whatever anyone tells you about the nature of God and religion--
• If you believe that believing in one God makes you better than and superior to those who don't--

You are not displaying critical thinking, not using your mind. You are also uneducated as to the world's cultures and history. It is not a sign of great intelligence to blindly belive what someone else has told you is true, especially when such beliefs basically condemn hundreds of millions of other people. Many of these blind believers are simply not very bright, yet they assume that their belief equalizes them with those who are smarter. "Jesus loves you just the way you are!" is the hypocritical hue and cry of those who feel inferior but who will not recognize it and admit it. Yet, according to these same cheerleaders, Jesus DOESN'T love you just the way you are--you must thoroughly change, surrendering your mind and soul to him. A bit of a psychotic extortion racket.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.

But you didn't fix your retarded problem. You poke at your keyboard endlessly, yet half of what you type is stupid and the other half makes no sense at all. It's like you think a particular combination of words strung together looks "groovy", so you don't care if they actually mean anything one after the other.

[Enema of YOU people]

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Oh DEAR GOD Save these people from their STUPIDITY! Physiology, is not evil. Hard to understand harder to use effectively and practallyy yes, evil no. That's almost as stupid as saying technology and science are evil. So if these things are so evil I guess you all shuld stop using them. Meaning you should strip naked and go live in a cave using only you five senses and bare hand to to survive. Why? Clothing, fire, cooked food, housing, tools these are all part of 'evil science' and are technology, base technology but technology non the less. Add to this you should not attempt to communicate in any way. Why communistion requires by nature and understanding of human thinking, and OH MY GOD that's physiology! Also, ummm okay Jews hating, stupid skin head. Nazi. You are evil. If all Jews were evil as you claim, I'm guessing you do by your rhetoric. Then I guess the Satanist were right all along God is evil!!! Why? Because Jesus, God incarnate, was a Jew. And before you start spliting hairs by using word play, Hebrews are Jews, ask any Hebrew that knows their history. Peole hate Jews and blame them for what they did, don't know the time Jesus was living in very well. Also God forgave them before he died. So as God forgave them, I don't see how you have the right to continue holding a grudge. Here's hoping I fixed my paragraph problem.

[Enema of YOU people]

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Uh huh, well it looks like my friend has been doing well while I was out. Yeah I'm the guy with bad grammar and spelling. I have to say I'm cracking up, litteraly busting a gut laughing at you guys. And no after reeasing a page I stopped, I needed to breath. And for the record, the paragraph switch in the is broke. I guess you would know that if you didn't use the quote button as your paragraph key instead ofthe enter key.Umm okay I fail to see how the guy that preached NON voilance is going to voilently kick my ass. Seriously that is hilarious. Suicides, if you've ever serious thought about suicide then would on them with pity not hate. Takes a lot to drive a person that far.As for there being no room for weaklings on the road of salavion, garbage. No one is strong everyone is weak. Myself included. Are some strong then others, yes but we are all weak.Now as for fearing god. Much to the shock of everyone, I don't! Why for a number of reasons. I understand God well enough to know that he is not going to harm me unless I do evil. As I don't intend to do much evil there's no reason to fear him. 'Fear of God' is a natural and instinctive response to any power that is greater then our understanding, but not a logical one nor I believe to be a very christian one. I for trust god enough to harm me so long as I do as little evil as possible. Also I have also wondered what would be the point, we're taking about the being the created all of existance woth five thoughts. Not words, space is a vacum, in a vacum there are to few atoms to vibrate in order to create sound. Scientific fact, test it yourself. Oh my GOD, MOMMY the bible lied again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But back to what I was saying so fearing something so immensly powerful is pointless.Hmmm what else is there to say? Don't know haven't read the recent posts. Oh yes, if you are looking a demon look in the mirror you wrath filled little fools. I'm not a demon, nor am I saint, nor satanist nor prophet, I am a warrior. Oh and stop cussing it's unbecoming and makes sound even more of a dullard. Here's hoping the paragraphs remain seperated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Manic depressive? Suicidal? Shut your blubbering pie-hole before Jesus comes and kicks your ass. There's no room for cry-babies on the road to Salvation.

GLORY!! If tattooing wasn't forbidden (Leviticus 19:28, King James Version), I would have those Godly words engraved into my forehead. Your father spoke a huge nugget there, Brother Deaner. Shout AMEN!!!

[Deaner]

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Psychiatry is yet another tool of Satan to try and convince people they're not beset by demons and to send them to quacks instead of to church where a True Christian™ pastor with the King James Bible can do them far more good

Amen Sister. Here's how my father explained it to me;

Therapist

Now, let's inject a little light from Our Savour...

The rapist

Not only are both men and women in danger of physical rape, as they try to convince you you'll somehow feel better with their penis inside you; but also rapists of reason and the soul.

Manic depressive? Suicidal? Shut your blubbering pie-hole before Jesus comes and kicks your ass. There's no room for cry-babies on the road to Salvation.

[Brother Temperance]

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He was telling a parable...Way to take the verse out of context!

Ok then, why don't you explain this verse in context? You Christ-haters always use that "oh, it's just a parable" line to try and discredit Jesus' words, so why don't you explain to us exactly what this parable means to you? Go on, we're waiting.

Are you joking or are you really that illiterate? if you're joking, it may just be I'm not in the mood for it, but the time seems inappropriate. If you are illiterate, there are QUOTATION MARKS THERE.

Are you joking, illiterate, or do you genuinely not know who Lot is?

well, I think it's fair to warn you, whenever you try to say that "God is going to send me to hell", I'm going to say that you are following a false god, wasting your life on a belligerent religion, and that I am both disgusted by your ilk and pity you for the fact that this mental disease that is fanatical religion,(really, look it up, religious freaks show all the classic symptoms of paranoid and potentially dangerous mental illness), was drilled into you since birth and you never trully had a chance. Mind you, either your mother really is a jew, and I don't think you'd be willing to fill me in on how you became like this, or your mother just isn't as "true christian" as you and you resent her for that.

Stuff and nonsense. My mother really is a Christ-killing Jewess, so I did not have Christianity drilled into me since birth. I came to accept Christ through freethinking, common sense, and logic.

remember that side note about mental illness? Here's a nice little bit of evidense

Evidense? Is that evidence that you're dense? Nice portmanteau word, I like.

Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental illness that involves holding one or more non-bizarre delusions in the absence of any other significant psychopathology (signs or symptoms of mental illness). In particular a person with delusional disorder has never met any other criteria for schizophrenia and does not have any marked hallucinations, although tactile (touch) or olfactory (smell) hallucinations may be present if they are related to the theme of the delusion.

Well, there you go. I've heard the voice of God calling to me sometimes, so I can't have delusional disorder. Hallelujah!

Indicators of a delusion

(Munro, 1999)
The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.

Well, that's right out. There's nothing unusual about the forcefulness of my beliefs - all decent True Christians™ feel the same. Praise!

That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.

Again, doesn't hold water. There's a perfectly good explanation - GOD! Hardly "inexplicable", now is it?

Despite his profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.

Even you yourself admit this one doesn't apply.

The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.

Well, I don't think anyone could reasonably call me humourless or oversensitive.

There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.

Of course I accept God unquestioningly! That's what faith is! Have you ever even read the Bible?

An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.

Again, there's nothing inappropriate about getting irritated at heretics. I suppose you think the Albigensian Crusade was "inappropriate" as well, do you?

The belief is, at the least, unlikely.

This criterion's the weakest of all. God said that everything I believe is true, and it hardly seems likely that God would be lying to me, does it?

The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his psyche (psychology).

God created my so-called "psyche", you kike. Next question.

The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.

Again, when have you ever known me to act in an out of character way?

Individuals who know the patient will observe that his belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.

Ask any individual who knows me if my beliefs and behaviour are uncharacteristic and alien. Face it, your secularist arguments have been totally demolished.

So you yourself tout his logic? I don't think so. If his logic is this, then the only reason I can't beat it is because we are in completely different leagues, yours not following the basic laws of scientific logic nearly as close as mine, to name sides. You can go to hell for many more reasons than just not following his commandments, and I think you already violate one, something to do with your parents? YOU tell me. Oh, hey, look at that, even in "jesus logic", I win.

I've turned my life over to Jesus, and He directs everything I do. If your name is written in the Book of Life, you're Saved, and that's that. Read Luke 14:26, and then get back to me!

I bet you were the mean outcast that never his cookies.

Oh, so you're an anti-Semite now?

Well, just to inform you so that you can have an INTELLIGENT heckling of commies, the true fault in the communists' ideals is the fact that they never take into account human nature. Their entire way of life would hinge upon the true equality of everyone in the nation, may they be the president or the average worker,(there wouldn't be poor people, laughably enough), and the fact of the matter is that humans will always be corrupted in positions of power, and thus the "Communist utopia" will NEVER work in human society.

An anarchist, eh? Jesus hates Bakunin as well, you know!

[Sister Noddy]

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So you yourself tout his logic? I don't think so. If his logic is this, then the only reason I can't beat it is because we are in completely different leagues, yours not following the basic laws of scientific logic nearly as close as mine, to name sides. You can go to hell for many more reasons than just not following his commandments, and I think you already violate one, something to do with your parents? YOU tell me. Oh, hey, look at that, even in "jesus logic", I win ...

Not even close, communist. Uppityness will get you nowhere here.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Delusional disorder is a psychiatric blah blah blah blah blah

Psychiatry is yet another tool of Satan to try and convince people they're not beset by demons and to send them to quacks instead of to church where a True Christian(tm) pastor with the King James Bible can do them far more good with the power of the Holy Ghost than any psychobabble mumbo-jumbo ever could.
In Freehold we have dozens of pigs penned at the top of a cliff just in case we find ourselves in need of them when our pastors drive the demons from some poor, possessed soul.