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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #451
    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
    So since I have Tourette's syndrome, I am basically Satan's baby girl? Hmm, that's interesting, considering my mother and my father were the one's who concieved me, not the devil himself
    Actually Down Sydrome is when part of chromosome #21 is translocated to another chromosome. It's science, not satanism.
    Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
    Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
    Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
    Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

    Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

    Psalm 51:5
    Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

    1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

    2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

    Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

    Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

    Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

    Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
    Mark 7:22
    Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
    Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

    Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

    Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
    Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
    Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
    Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
    Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
    Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
    Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
    Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
    Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

    Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

    Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

    Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

    Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

    1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

    Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


    Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • harlotismymiddlename
      Unsaved trash, admitted retard
      • Mar 2015
      • 59

      #452
      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
      Read faster, sluggard. Maybe a hickory cane to the back would quicken your senses.Proverbs 26:3
      I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home
      Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
      Matt 18:14
      And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
      John 4:16

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      • harlotismymiddlename
        Unsaved trash, admitted retard
        • Mar 2015
        • 59

        #453
        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Foul mouth is a characteristic of the jisim of Satan.
        Were you present at the time of conception. No. Lying too, is a product of the Devil.
        Science is the magical voodoo of Satan too.
        Three strikes. No where is God part of the miracle, only the Devil.

        Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

        Psalm 51:5
        Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

        1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

        2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

        Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

        Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

        Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

        Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
        Mark 7:22
        Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
        Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

        Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

        Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
        Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
        Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
        Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
        Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
        Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
        Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
        Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
        Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

        Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

        Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

        Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

        Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

        1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

        Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.


        Now, show me where God tells us this 'tourettes' (sounds frenchie, you know what they are like!) is blessed by Him n His Holy Book.
        I do not swear uncontrollably. That is only part of the Tourette's population.
        I never said I was present at the time of my conception.
        Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
        Matt 18:14
        And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
        John 4:16

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8390

          #454
          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
          I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home
          Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • harlotismymiddlename
            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
            • Mar 2015
            • 59

            #455
            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Well fortunately you have an internet connection, so here is an online version that you cannot misplace.

            I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.
            Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
            Matt 18:14
            And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
            John 4:16

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #456
              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
              I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.
              Stubbornness in the face of superior ways is a sure sign of retardism and demonic infestations, dear. I will pray for you, but honestly, I'm not sure the crust of sin is soft enough to let in the prayers of strangers. Even perfect ones. Nevertheless, I will pray for Jesus to whallop you upside the head with a Holy 2x4 the way He did for Saul/Paul! (When you get to that part, join your prayers to mine!)

              Glory!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #457
                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.
                The "regular"?

                Just what is that?

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                • harlotismymiddlename
                  Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                  • Mar 2015
                  • 59

                  #458
                  Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  The "regular"?

                  Just what is that?
                  the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)
                  Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                  Matt 18:14
                  And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                  John 4:16

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #459
                    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                    the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)
                    You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

                    Glory!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 709

                      #460
                      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                      I don't read the King James version, I read the regular.


                      Reading the BIBLE is not a visit to a gas station.



                      There is ONLY ONE QUALITY THAT KEEPS YOUR MOTOR RUNNING ETERNALLY!!!
                      PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                      Revelation 21:8

                      Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                      Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #461
                        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                        the one that isn't missing 7 books(the king james is)
                        Are you talking about the Apocrypha? If so, well, I'm soooo sorry to burst your ignorance (actually, no, it brings me joy to educate the dense) but they ARE in the King James Bible (1611 Version).

                        Check facts or look stupid, and you've made your choice.

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                        • Witch Hammer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1717

                          #462
                          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                          I only get to read it once a week at my church and I misplaced my one at home
                          No, you didn't misplace your Bible, satan hid it from you! Reality Check!

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                          • harlotismymiddlename
                            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                            • Mar 2015
                            • 59

                            #463
                            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            You're confused, dear. I'm not surprised, as any criminal organization that is efficient enough to brainwash billions of people into thinking their god lives in a cracker and wants to enter you through the stomach lining can surely convince them the Holy Bible has been chiseled away. Meanwhile, Pastor Zeke has a perfectly appropriate and Spirit Filled sermon on this very topic: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

                            Glory!
                            Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-08-2015, 11:47 PM. Reason: Fixed the quoting function for you. You're welcome.
                            Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
                            Matt 18:14
                            And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
                            John 4:16

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                            • Witch Hammer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1717

                              #464
                              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                              Originally posted by crazyismymiddlename View Post
                              Look, reporting me was not cool. I was speaking my mind, and I'm sorry if you don't agree
                              Are you truly sorry, or just being snarky? Jesus knows the difference!

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                              • its_faith
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 292

                                #465
                                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                                Is it true retarder children are created using means other than the missionary position and for reasons other than procreation?

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