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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8395

    #526
    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Mr Much, are you suggesting that they are from Kentucky? Because that is unnecessarily abusive.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Lovefullmom
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2014
      • 14

      #527
      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      Please forgive me if im now a bit too clear:

      As you can see i use the same account as my wife (i guess thats not the best idea, but otherwise i have controll over the situation i got in now.)

      2. Yes we are maybee not 100 % what you would call,good christians' but we try to learn, out of the situation we are in now.

      Hope that i make myselfe clear now and you understand a bitt better. As i wrote we just try to learn from here and search some advices, also to share it. But if im undesired here ... Just tell and i'll leave.

      Von meinem iPhone gesendet

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #528
        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
        Hope that i make myselfe clear now and you understand a bitt better. As i wrote we just try to learn from here and search some advices, also to share it. But if im undesired here ... Just tell and i'll leave.
        Don't be silly! We welcome all earnest seekers of Christ.



        Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
        My questions to you are: Is he worth to be corrected and if yes, how would you do it? And: Should we stop to give him any help for his life (wheelchair, braces)? Thanks for your answer!

        Bill
        The best source for your answers are of course the Holy Word of God. He tells us the importance of a strong disciplinary approach to life.
        • The child soul isn't gift-wrapped for Satan (Proverbs 23:14).
        • Beatings improve intelligence (Proverbs 22:15).
        • Welts and bruises cleanse evil (Proverbs 20:30).
        • A child accustomed to Biblical beatings will make his parents proud (Proverbs 29:15).
        (You can find more conversations that address the value of administering painful welts of Biblical Love on a child in these fine threads: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/searc...archid=2971865)

        However, the Holy Bible also tells us that at some point, our work is futile, and to continue trying to share the Good News that only in faith and obedience can one hope to avoid eternal damnation is to throw pears before swine (Matthew 7:6). Just like pigs don't respect fine jewelry, they'll eat it up and the farmer who gave it, unsaved trash don't respect the Word of God. They'll eat it up and try to feast themselves on the person who shared it. At some point it is better for you to avoid being the feast of your atheist child's Satanic Appetite for Sin and to cast him out, rather than Jesus (Luke 14:26).
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #529
          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post

          Von meinem iPhone gesendet

          They have iphones over in Dutchland?


          I have been wondering about something for a long time and maybe you could clear it up. We have all heard about the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke. If you tried to stick your finger in an American dyke, there would be a knife fight. Can you explain?
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • CaptainKangaroo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2016
            • 29

            #530
            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            The only retards that God hates is the staff and owner of this website.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #531
              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo View Post
              The only retards that God hates is the staff and owner of this website.

              You are very cruel.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • CaptainKangaroo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2016
                • 29

                #532
                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                You are very cruel.

                Hey Alvin, dig my new avatar, just for you.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #533
                  Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  I have turned the other cheek.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12959

                    #534
                    Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    I have turned the other cheek.
                    God bless you, Brother Alvin, for showing a True Christian(tm) patience towards that atheist who comes here to mock Christianity!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #535
                      Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11363

                        #536
                        Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post

                        Well, obviously she deserved it. She just sat there and let them do it.


                        Deuteronomily Yours,
                        Handmaiden
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Thomas Taylor
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1486

                          #537
                          Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post

                          Brother Titus,
                          I must ask - did she float or sink?
                          Again valuable proof positive that the retardeds are the spawn of Satan.
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22878

                            #538
                            Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                            Brother Titus,
                            I must ask - did she float or sink?
                            Again valuable proof positive that the retardeds are the spawn of Satan.
                            She floated for a while... Then she sank - proof, if proof were needed, that she was (i) a witch, and then (ii) repented and went to Jesus.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #539
                              Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                              Shame about the wheel chair though. Looked very serviceable.
                              I am sure a Senior Pastor would of appreciated it so as to not have to walk from his parking spot next to the front door in to the Cathedral.
                              It never ceases to amaze me how inconsiderate these gimps are.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Sword Of Christ
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2016
                                • 125

                                #540
                                Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                                Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
                                Dear Rev RG Green

                                Long time ago my wife taked a forbiden action an contacted this site for help with our little cripple boy (he is punished with spina bifida which means that his body is 100 % lame from the the upper belly down and his body is verry small for his 8 years, f. e. shoe size 11.5). Even if he can not walk or stand he sometimes acts like a little devil (his leg spasms are absolutly terrible, because he hits almost everything with his feet an can destroy also some things with that. Also hes incontinence is verry stressfull.)

                                My wife loves him in her naive nature i just think that this is a trial from Good and we have to deal with it. Im shure he is able to controll himselfe better than he does, because he understands every word we say and is able to speakt too (slowly but clearly).

                                My questions to you are: Is he worth to be corrected and if yes, how would you do it? And: Should we stop to give him any help for his life (wheelchair, braces)? Thanks for your answer!

                                Bill
                                The Bible is clear on what you must do about this demon child.


                                Deuteronomy 21:20-21


                                20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.


                                21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


                                "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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