[Sister Noddy]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Ok ... New person, New view point. First off ...

(and so on and so on and so on)

... I hope you can consider my points without typing insulting messages about me or my kin, or any mention of the horrible fate in store for me.

Thank you for your time.

Okay enemy, you seem to become a 'new person' in every reply you post ...

(Above you wrote) Uh-huh, so no not only am I a commie, retard, satanist, demon I'm also queer and a goth. Yeah, okay. Is that the best you can come up with?

You need to get one REAL belief and stick with it, True Christianity™, worship of GOD who never changes, and in Him neither do you! Praise!

You are a heathen mish-mash of misguided ideas and thoughts, you are too many people in one, and it isn't working for you, loser ...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Okay enemy, you seem to become a 'new person' in every reply you post ...

(Above you wrote) Uh-huh, so no not only am I a commie, retard, satanist, demon I'm also queer and a goth. Yeah, okay. Is that the best you can come up with?

You need to get one REAL belief and stick with it, True Christianity™, worship of GOD who never changes, and in Him neither do you! Praise!

You are a heathen mish-mash of misguided ideas and thoughts, you are too many people in one, and it isn't working for you, loser ...

Hi Sister Noddy!

I think the problem is that this computer is in a monkey house and every few minutes a new monkey comes by and tries to type something intelligible.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi Sister Noddy!

I think the problem is that this computer is in a monkey house and every few minutes a new monkey comes by and tries to type something intelligible.

Hi Pastor Al!

I think you could be right!

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together? Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.


P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot.Rightio I've just about lost patience with you crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers - THIS SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER YOU GODDAMNED RETARD
Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us. WE DON'T LIKE OR DISLIKE YOUR OPINIONS - WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO PUT ONE SINGLE INTELLIGIBLE SENTENCE TOGETHER, LET ALONE A PARAGRAPH.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.
You sort this out - its not our problem fool

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.
How can we stop insulting you? The more you post , the more ammunition you give us! If you really want to be taken seriously, do as I have pleaded before, all to no avail. Spell correctly. Exercise correct grammar. Creat coherent posts. Give us something to work with people please!
Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together? Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? You actually had to ask this question? Where else does one find a monkey house, other than at a zoo? Holy Crap people!
Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.
Mate - I think you'd have trouble understanding a rock if it was thrown at you, let alone something as intricately crafted as an insult.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.


P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

Jesus grant me strength. they aren't two different words you retards - they are one and the same thing.
You're making a mockery of the free internet with your stupidity and Jesus hates that. So do I.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

Actually, everyone is mocking you.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Some of you are more interesting than others. We choose not to skip those particular monkeys.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

We already understand that you are SEVERAL people with severe personality disorders, but signatures would be helpful.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Of course I will, so long as you demonstrate the most basic form of respect, such as calling me "Master" and tithing a substantial amount of money.

Finally, is "monkey house" just two words you randomly put together?

Not exactly. I had an image in my mind of an informal group of simians drooling on a keyboard when I linked those words.

Or are you referring to the monkey enclosure at the zoo? Not really important, I know, but I like to understand the insults people throw at me.

I would never consider you a mere zoo monkey. They still use dial-up.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

P.S. Kamakazi means "Divine Wind" in Japanese, not to be confused with Kamakaze, referring to the pilots that flew their planes into ships.

I presume you mean "Kamikaze", although you cannot spell it. Kamikaze [kamikazɛ] (help·info) (Japanese: 神風; literally: "god-wind"; common translation: "divine wind"). Not to be confused with "Kamakazi", yet another word which does not exist in Japanese.

Maybe if you attempted to perfect your English before you started giving lessons in Japanese we wouldn't think you are quite as stupid as you appear to be.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I presume you mean "Kamikaze", although you cannot spell it. Kamikaze [kamikazɛ] (help·info) (Japanese: 神風; literally: "god-wind"; common translation: "divine wind"). Not to be confused with "Kamakazi", yet another word which does not exist in Japanese.

Maybe if you attempted to perfect your English before you started giving lessons in Japanese we wouldn't think you are quite as stupid as you appear to be.

Gosh Pastor Al. I don't know where you get your patience and diplomatic skills from, but I think I need an emergency delivery from your supplier. My stocks just run out too fast when faced with these trials from satan. Please pray for me. You set a fine example.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Jesus grant me strength. they aren't two different words you retards - they are one and the same thing.
You're making a mockery of the free internet with your stupidity and Jesus hates that. So do I.

Brother, it becomes easier, through the years, to understand that JESUS created a race of mongs which have almost no obvious physical abnormalities such as we see in Down syndrome and autism. Since the advent of Political Correctness, no one tells these people they are 'tards, so many of them simply become Catholic or Mudslum and go about the everyday business of living their pitiful existence until they forget to look both ways or drink the glass of ammonia they poured to water the plastic flowers or mistake the anti-freeze for kool-aid.

We once had a fine Australian Pastor (Pastor Gargalo) who lived in Sydney and was on fire for JESUS. But he was, as are all Australian TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), very passionate about saving heathens from SATAN and he was cursed, or rather, blessed, with the need to bring EVERYONE TO JESUS. He couldn't. Finally, he had some sort of breakdown, collected an arsenal and spent many years in the jungles of the Solomon Islands struggling to bring the black natives the Word of God and ferreting out witchcraft by burning large groups of witches he captured. We supported him with air drops of guns and ammunition until one day, sadly, he disappeared in the dense jungle and was never heard from again.

But he did form a core group of converts and occasionally an overflight of one of the islands still reveals a tattered square of orange nylon.....our old signal to drop a couple of napalm cannisters on the nearest visible habitation, which we do with all speed!

Many are called, Brother, but few are chosen. Some SATANISTS come here with the premeditated intent of giving us high-blood pressure thrombosis by posting nonsense. Others actually THINK they are making sense, but they are speaking through SATAN and thus they cannot. It is one of the easiest tests for demons....they cannot construct sentences, or their sentences make no sense.

Don't fall for it Brother. You have the love of JESUS in your heart and your soul is heaven-bound. These sinners will spend eternity with SATANS' huge, barbed member slapping at their backsides.

We must minister to these savages and try to lead them to JESUS. It's true that most of them will gargle scalding lava for eternity no matter what, but there is always the chance we can get a few years' worth of tithes out of a few of them to help JESUS prepare little soldiers for the final battle he is coming back to lead. And never fear what ANYONE says to you, God is NOT mocked, and neither is His Internet.

" Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong; for I have heard from the Lord God of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth."--Isaiah 28: 22.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Oh dear, someone is mocking me.

As previously stated, this is a SHARED account, allowing you to ignore us as we are easy to spot. Therefore, if you dislike our opinions or beliefs, you can just skip right past us.

Also, I think we may need to add individual signatures to our posts, just so you know exactly who is typing. It is reasonably easy to distinguish between different people already, but the individual sigs will make sure that they know who is posting, and will understand that we are not one person with severe multiple personality disorders.

Hopefully, this will clear things up slightly, though I somehow doubt that you are going to stop insulting me even once you know my posts from my fellow members.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

I have a better idea you inbred jap retard; Why don't you all sign up with your own separate accounts, which is what normal people do? Unless you all live in some sort of institution where the attendants have to switch on the computer for you? Or maybe you have to sneak into the warden's office to use his on the sly? You still have to tithe individually. No group rates, Hop-Sing.

In any event, it would enable us to ban the most severely retarded among you and then toy with the more entertaining ones. Or maybe we should stick the lot of you in Quarantine.....Praise Jesus.

[Jessegirl]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

OK, Hi this is my first post.

I am going to try and be as civil as i can and work with both sides here

I am not fully religious,yet i am no satanist.I am a Christian though, and please correct me if im wrong but doesn't god love all men regardless of anything about them?Or do they repent and then it is ok? As if they had anything wrong with them

And on the subject of being a retard, Can he/she repent?If he/she repents will god love him/her? or what if a retard knows he/she is retarded and wishes to try and go the other way but can not seem to do so?

I,myself,do not hate retards.But i think it is not there fault for being retarded or more of the parents.

What if the parent were to drop it as a young child?or it runs in the family?
Sort of like addiction or heart disease.

I see there are lots of people trying to change your ways,i understand that you will probably never change them.As you are all educated in the way of the bible from a small child till now.The people that come in here everyday do not understand why your are so faithful.They come in thinking what of course why you are being so cruel to normal everyday people that is a part of life.

Again im trying to work with both sides not taking a side,i am i guess a "newbie" to this forum as well

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Welcome to God's favorite forum. You ask some great questions there son. And God provides an answer to each and every one of them in a Book called the Holy KJV Bible.

I'm wondering how you can call yourself a Christian, when you seem to only have the vaguest, fluffy-bunny notions of what God's Holy Word actually says. There is no such thing as "both sides". There is only God's side.

Why don't you tell us about yourself in more detail boy.

[Enema of YOU people]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi from me as well. Nice to see someone who isn't insulting me.

In response to Brother Guy, my former opinion that you were the sanest person here is gone. That position is now taken by Pastor Al E Pistle, because he can at least veil the sarcasm that he directs at me, making for much more interesting reading. Also, Apologies for the Kamakazi / Kamakaze story, but that is what I was taught.

Back to Brother Guy, If I am such a retard, then why can't you think up a decent insult? Or use punctuation? Crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers? Dude, come on. This makes less sense than what I wrote. I've had three-year-olds insult me worse than that. Please try to type something that might actually offend.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi from me as well. Nice to see someone who isn't insulting me.

In response to Brother Guy, my former opinion that you were the sanest person here is gone. That position is now taken by Pastor Al E Pistle, because he can at least veil the sarcasm that he directs at me, making for much more interesting reading. Also, Apologies for the Kamakazi / Kamakaze story, but that is what I was taught.

Back to Brother Guy, If I am such a retard, then why can't you think up a decent insult? Or use punctuation? Crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers? Dude, come on. This makes less sense than what I wrote. I've had three-year-olds insult me worse than that. Please try to type something that might actually offend.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

Brother, please try to understand a bit of the construct of the Japanese language. We have several VERY fluent Japanese speakers on this board, and I am a mere neophyte......but I did spend a few months in Japan once, hiding nuclear warheads that were not supposed to be there...and I learned five or six words by visiting every national shrine I could, accompanied by a multilingual guide. Stupid of me.....the other guys were running with hookers...but I suspected the opportunity to absorb a bit of the culture wouldn't present itself again. One of the first words I learned was 'kami'. I thought it such a perfect word that I named my dog Kami years later. In fact, it is such a perfect term of expression that I would like for you to learn it.

Now we can deduce that 'kazi' is also a word, or a modifier of some sort. Since I have no knowledge whatsoever of the taxonomy of Japanese, discovering the meaning is somewhat more problematic; however, since it is ancillary to the primary lesson, we may safely disregard it until later.

I wish to leave you tonight with 'Kami', a beautiful, mellifluous and deeply meaningful part of the Japanese language which as a method of communication, deserves the respect of being used correctly, not bastardized.

-Pastor Al

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hi from me as well. Nice to see someone who isn't insulting me.

In response to Brother Guy, my former opinion that you were the sanest person here is gone. That position is now taken by Pastor Al E Pistle, because he can at least veil the sarcasm that he directs at me, making for much more interesting reading. Also, Apologies for the Kamakazi / Kamakaze story, but that is what I was taught.

Back to Brother Guy, If I am such a retard, then why can't you think up a decent insult? Or use punctuation? Crayon eating window licking semi educated nose pickers? Dude, come on. This makes less sense than what I wrote. I've had three-year-olds insult me worse than that. Please try to type something that might actually offend.

Until Next Time.
Kamakazi.

Praise The Lord and put down the dictionaries! You've done it! You read my requests, you stepped back and had a good, long, hard look at yourselves and you took my advice! Praise the lord!
Spelling. Grammar. Punctuation. Coherent posts. I feel so proud, its like you're my own naughty children turning your back on evil. (sniff)
I CLAIM THIS VICTORY OF LITERACY FOR JESUS.
Now please stop teasing me, my mischievous, naughty ones. As if you don't know what a decent insult is - you've managed to offend everyone here time and time again with your rambling, misspelled, incoherent posts. That was an oft-repeated insult to the intelligence of everyone on this forum, an insult to the American education system, and of course an insult to God Himself.
But that was before you heeded my directions and began using Gods favourite language correctly. (Did i mention how paternal I feel towards you now? You're my little turnarounds....don't let me down now you rascals)
But - thats all in the past now. You've turned the corner - you've come good - you've left all those spelling abominations behind you and you've joined me and my brothers (and sisters) as an English speaker.
So - now that you've joined the human race, what have you got to say for yourself?
I expect well thought out objections and observations, backed up by references - not the vicious retarded hatespeak of your previous posts...
(I'm so proud of you...)

[Goats]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

The title of this topic is 'Retards are the Devil's Children.' I'd like to start off by letting you know that I think this is untrue. I am a Christian, and have been for as long as i can remember. Although I am quite young, I have read the bible, and many varieties of it. I have learnt from them that 'retards' are most certainly not satanic and demonic. They can not help their deformities and they did not choose them. If anything, we should pray for their healing, not their demise. You hate these people with special needs, but did Jesus not heal the lame, and cure the blind? He taught us to love each and every individual for who they are, even if they are pure evil. I pray every day for the healing of these unfortunate people, but in no way are they 'devilish.'

Ghost