[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

'In short: You're but an uncaring, egoistic & vain brat, and make no mistake about it - You're currently hellbound.'

So, to save me, you insult me. It wont work like that.

Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16

This is one of my favourite passages . Lets see what we can do with it...

Am I therefore your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16
Thou art unable to fight us: for thou art but a youth
1 Samuel 17:32-34
The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and turneth thee blind
Deuteronomy 28:27-29
now arise, get thee hence, and return to thy kind
Genesis 31:12-14
in mine eyes this day: behold, you have played the fools
1 Samuel 26:20-22
...and the tards did depart, they and their mules
Genesis 44:2-4



apologies TO JESUS for adapting a word here and there to suit my purpose...what better example of the KJV being relevant to modern day life?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

This is one of my favourite passages . Lets see what we can do with it...

Am I therefore your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16
Thou art unable to fight us: for thou art but a youth
1 Samuel 17:32-34
The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and turneth thee blind
Deuteronomy 28:27-29
now arise, get thee hence, and return to thy kind
Genesis 31:12-14
in mine eyes this day: behold, you have played the fools
1 Samuel 26:20-22
...and the tards did depart, they and their mules
Genesis 44:2-4



apologies TO JESUS for adapting a word here and there to suit my purpose...what better example of the KJV being relevant to modern day life?

So you admit you twist Scripture to suit your own purpose-I know Satan has a thing for doing that.

And take a poetry class, your poetry SUCKS!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

So you admit you twist Scripture to suit your own purpose-I know Satan has a thing for doing that.

And take a poetry class, your poetry SUCKS!

That's not "twisted Scripture" its biblically inspired prose.
If anyone is qualified to know about what sucks and what doesn't its a Catholic priest. Tell me again how you select your altarboys?

[John Smith]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

this thread makes me very upset
it is wrong to tease the mentally handicapped

[Seeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

this thread makes me very upset
it is wrong to tease the mentally handicapped

Then stay away. It is a free country.

Off topic... Have you ever heard of Proactive?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Then stay away. It is a free country.

Off topic... Have you ever heard of Proactive?

The internets are not "a free country". Shut your yap, girl. You have no rights here, except the right to properly worship Christ.

[Seeker]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Now, we all love Seeker in True Christian love here, but she's a woman, so she should know her place.
I'm a little concerned for her, frankly. It seems her husband is WAY too sissy on these thing.
It is too bad she is married as I'm looking for a wife myself and she would probably have made a fine canidate:
I would have given her the disciplining she so well deserves.

AHHHH... so sweet.. I do need a good disciplining.

[Jessegirl]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hello again, It took me awhile to find this thread once more i am very sorry.
To tell you about myself
-i am 25
-i am a tutor for English 9-10
-i graduated from Woodcreek High school
-i went to Sac state
-i am very uneducated in the bible

I am only uneducated because as a child my parents had no time to take me to church. i know i know no excuse for not going but as a child i focused on school studies, not walking 3 1/2 miles to go to church.

That is why i asked so many questions as for my last post. I only know so much as from tales told when i went to bed and from things i have heard.

I can see that many people try and disprove this and that and have evidence of those and these. im going to have to say that the bible does have some agreeing truths in it,but i believe religion is harder to follow the more technology comes out and future is beheld.Such as the proof of genetics and all the mumbo jumbo.

I end this with hope of non criticism if possible
I bid you farewell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Hello again, It took me awhile to find this thread once more i am very sorry.
To tell you about myself
-i am 25
-i am a tutor for English 9-10
-i graduated from Woodcreek High school
-i went to Sac state
-i am very uneducated in the bible

I am only uneducated because as a child my parents had no time to take me to church. i know i know no excuse for not going but as a child i focused on school studies, not walking 3 1/2 miles to go to church.

That is why i asked so many questions as for my last post. I only know so much as from tales told when i went to bed and from things i have heard.

I can see that many people try and disprove this and that and have evidence of those and these. im going to have to say that the bible does have some agreeing truths in it,but i believe religion is harder to follow the more technology comes out and future is beheld.Such as the proof of genetics and all the mumbo jumbo.

I end this with hope of non criticism if possible
I bid you farewell.

What made you want to post your life story in a thread about retardeds? Is this where you feel most at home?

If you aren't Christian and you've never read the Holy Bible, then how can you hold an opinion about what it may or may not say?

Your post is hard to follow. Why not try again in the "introductions" thread.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

I can see that many people try and disprove this and that and have evidence of those and these. im going to have to say that the bible does have some agreeing truths in it,but i believe religion is harder to follow the more technology comes out and future is beheld.Such as the proof of genetics and all the mumbo jumbo.

I end this with hope of non criticism if possible
I bid you farewell.

I see a soul crying out for salvation right here. "Alright then" - Technologolical research only strengthens my trust in the Bible. Every day Scientists release press statements and make discoveries that disprove previously held theories. What is true for a scientist one day, inevitably ends up being wrong the next. Scientists are running around in circles trying to prove this theory or that theory, and end up conflicting each other with their wild assumptions, based upon 'strange energies' and invisible properties. All the while, the Bible says the same thing year in year out and has remained unchanged and true.
What more proof do you need of its accuracy?
If the temptation to turn your back on the bible occurs again, just remember -Scientists base their careers around things they cannot see, or touch, or will ever be able to prove. The difference between Scientists and Christians is that we have the Bible - the unerring word of God and we have our Faith.
God is unchanging. The bible is unchanging. Truth is eternal, and if you don't want to end up on a pitchfork, roasting and toasting for all eternity, you'll ignore these scientists and their pursuits that will finish ultimately with the eternal damnation of all mankind.

[Jessegirl]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

"Welcome to God's favorite forum. You ask some great questions there son. And God provides an answer to each and every one of them in a Book called the Holy KJV Bible.

I'm wondering how you can call yourself a Christian, when you seem to only have the vaguest, fluffy-bunny notions of what God's Holy Word actually says. There is no such thing as "both sides". There is only God's side.

Why don't you tell us about yourself in more detail boy."

I do not know how to do quotes on this forum. but this is what you said to my first post and i did as you told.

Thank you brother guy i never have thought of it like that.
But i was stating something my brother once said and i was thinking about it but not agreeing. but again thank you for that point of view.

[Jessegirl]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

and now i know how to do quotes ha ha but a little to late

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

Off topic... Have you ever heard of Proactive?

Is it a product for making women shut up?

Hello again, It took me awhile to find this thread once more i am very sorry.
To tell you about myself
-i am 25
-i am a tutor for English 9-10...

im going to have to say that the bible does have some agreeing truths in it,but i believe religion is harder to follow the more technology comes out and future is beheld.Such as the proof of genetics and all the mumbo jumbo.

Western Civilisation is truly doomed.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

this thread makes me very upset
it is wrong to tease the mentally handicapped

Jesus hates a whiner