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  • Cris Angel

    Well, first off, let me show you a picture of Cris Angel;



    Scary, I know. He just reeks 'devil'.

    I once spoke to a devoted Christian woman, and she stated how she felt Cris 'Angel' had been sent to Earth by Satan himself, to call forth his own 'followers'. She had spoken of how on his television show 'Mindfreak' there is a pull to him, she explained that that is how he draws people to him and Satan.

    I was just wondering if anyone else had heard of this or felt this way?
    Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

  • #2
    Re: Cris Angel

    Repent or begone satanist!

    Deuteronomy 18:10-13

    10There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
    11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
    12For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
    13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.
    Joshua 24:15
    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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    • #3
      Re: Cris Angel

      I don't want anyone to say that he just uses illusions rather than real magic, the LORD orders people to Abstain from all appearance of evil -1 Thessalonians 5:22
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      • #4
        Re: Cris Angel

        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
        Repent or begone satanist!

        Deuteronomy 18:10-13

        10There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
        11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
        12For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
        13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.
        It's ok; I love you. Just as Jesus still loves you.

        Though, I am afraid Satan has already gotten his hands on you. I will pray for your soul, and pray that God saves you from the clutches of a fiery death in your afterlife. Though, since you do seem to be faithful to Lucifer already, I believe you should start praying to Lord Jesus Christ as well. If you value your soul and relationship with Jesus Christ, repent, repent, repent. Repent your evil ways and your relationship with Satan, and may God have mercy on your soul.

        <3 YIC,

        Celi

        Ezekiel 18:30-32
        "Repent! And turn from all your transgressions, so iniquity will not be your ruin.
        Cast away from you all your transgressions, by which you have transgressed; and get a new heart and a new spirit. For why will you die.
        For I have no pleasure in the death of him who dies," says the Lord GOD. "Therefore turn [from you evil ways] and live!"
        Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

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        • #5
          Re: Cris Angel

          Originally posted by celibanana View Post
          Though, I am afraid Satan has already gotten his hands on you.
          Do you have any evidence for this hypothesis? (please use the Creation Science Method).
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          • #6
            Re: Cris Angel

            Jesus does not love unrepentant harlots, witches, or Godmockers.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Cris Angel

              Originally posted by celibanana View Post
              Well, first off, let me show you a picture of Cris Angel;



              Scary, I know. He just reeks
              He certainly appears to reek.

              You can practically see the stench lines coming from his greasy skin.

              Doesn't he bathe?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Cris Angel

                I can't look for to long at that photo. He has eyes that really do scare me. I mean they seem to have an evil tint to them. A stare which makes me most uncomfortable.
                The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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                • #9
                  Re: Cris Angel

                  That man gets his powers directly from SATAN! How else can you explain what he does!
                  PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Cris Angel

                    Originally posted by BIGs_Boss View Post
                    That man gets his powers directly from SATAN! How else can you explain what he does!
                    Um . . . he doesn't shower? That would explain the powerful stench.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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