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  • #1

    Jesus is gay




    Satan told me last night jesus was gay.

    what do you guys think is jesus gay?

    the internet seems to think jesus is gay.

    some Athiest told me jesus was gay and that he had sex with jesus last night.

    i got very angry and displeased.

    but i really wanna know if jesus is gay.

    is it allright to be gay?

    if jesus was gay then it must be allright to be gay.

    right?....

    so is it allright to be gay and is jesus gay?
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    Re: Jesus is gay

    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and orally servicing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Jesus is gay

      "Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!"

      Why, that doesn't sound Christian at all.

      Hold thy tongue.

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      • #4
        Re: Jesus is gay

        Originally posted by Brittin View Post
        "Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!"

        Why, that doesn't sound Christian at all.

        Hold thy tongue.
        Quite obvious what your motive is. You'd rather call out a Pastor in a house of GOD than an obvious and incredibly unoriginal troll mocking your Savior.

        Don't waste your keystrokes on any further attempts to pass yourself off as a Christian. You cried wolf too many times.
        May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus is gay

          The weekends around here are so much fun.
          Drama queen

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          • #6
            Re: Jesus is gay

            worstest thread titles ever

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            • #7
              Re: Jesus is gay

              Troll, have fun in Hell were trolls belong >=(
              To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

              John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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              • #8
                Re: Jesus is gay

                Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                that doesn't sound Christian at all
                Did you ever bother to even open a Holy Bible?

                Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

                2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

                Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."

                Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

                John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

                Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. ..."
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: Jesus is gay

                  Originally posted by LuciferSaveYou View Post



                  Satan told me last night jesus was gay.

                  what do you guys think is jesus gay?

                  the internet seems to think jesus is gay.

                  some Athiest told me jesus was gay and that he had sex with jesus last night.

                  i got very angry and displeased.

                  but i really wanna know if jesus is gay.

                  is it allright to be gay?

                  if jesus was gay then it must be allright to be gay.

                  right?....

                  so is it allright to be gay and is jesus gay?
                  First of all, this is straight out Blasphemy! You need to convert and see the truth. Ofcourse Jesus was not gay, how can the Son of God, defy God? That doesn't seem logic now does it?

                  Acts 3:19
                  Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord,

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jesus is gay

                    Originally posted by LuciferSaveYou View Post



                    Satan told me last night jesus was gay.

                    what do you guys think is jesus gay?

                    the internet seems to think jesus is gay.

                    some Athiest told me jesus was gay and that he had sex with jesus last night.

                    i got very angry and displeased.

                    but i really wanna know if jesus is gay.

                    is it allright to be gay?

                    if jesus was gay then it must be allright to be gay.

                    right?....

                    so is it allright to be gay and is jesus gay?
                    None of this is true. Why would you register for a forum just to make stuff up? That seems like a pretty big waste of time.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Jesus is gay

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and orally servicing anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel

                      So your persecution of Jew's proves that we are blessed too right?

                      Faggot

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jesus is gay

                        Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
                        Faggot
                        Wow, you're a homophobic bigot. I pray the moderators will take care of you.

                        I will pray for you
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Jesus is gay

                          You know, despite some of the views taken by these people on this forum,

                          I think that rather than retaliating in such a crude and childish manner is wrong, best way to deal with these people on here is to ignore them, they have their belief system leave them with it, to insult them on that level is to make you as bad as them

                          So people, leave these people (Landover) alone and just chill out lol!
                          This space is designated for the posting of Scripture, not demonic images. --ADMIN

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                          • #14
                            Re: Jesus is gay

                            Originally posted by Sopstic View Post
                            So your persecution of Jew's proves that we are blessed too right?

                            Faggot
                            If they're being persecuted for the sake of righteousness and Jesus, then yes. Go back and re-read the Scripture passage that was posted on that point.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                            • #15
                              Re: Jesus is gay

                              Haha.

                              What a joke.

                              Atheists was created just to be our laughstock cause.... laughter is the best medicine. Laughing at Atheists is certainly good

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