[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Yes as matter of fact it is me. And if you mean queer as in gay, you hit the nail on the head. if you meant queer as in weird...well I guess you could still be somewhat right. And if so says your religion thats fine, I personally like myself the way I am thank you very much. n.n

So then what are you here for? Just to recruit more queers? Trust me, it won't work.

Jesus has called you here for a reason. Won't you open your heart to his love now?

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Silly child. Go here http://landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...ight=brad+pitt
to answer that question.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Wasn't Jesus a long haired wanderer who was also a pacifist who spoke of love and tolerance? If you saw him on the street today looking the same way would you judge him as looking "weird" based on the appearance of looking like a hippie or homeless man?

Perhaps you should read the Bible before you start making claims about what it says.

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

And I suspect it was the Catholics who started this rumor that Jesus is an effeminate hippy, but nowhere in the Bible does it say He has long hair, but the Word of the Lord does condemn long hair on men.

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

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So then what are you here for? Just to recruit more queers? Trust me, it won't work.

Jesus has called you here for a reason. Won't you open your heart to his love now?

No I came here cause I was bored mostly and a friend of mine told me it was entertaining to talk to you people. n.n

And no, I'm happy with the love I receive from my wonderful family and friends. They're all I need to be happy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

No I came here cause I was bored mostly and a friend of mine told me it was entertaining to talk to you people. n.n

And no, I'm happy with the love I receive from my wonderful family and friends. They're all I need to be happy.

That's just your fag ego talking. Jesus called you here to free you of the hobby called sodomy.

Do you know what God thinks about fags? He hates them.

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

That's just your fag ego talking. Jesus called you here to free you of the hobby called sodomy.

Do you know what God thinks about fags? He hates them.

No I'm pretty sure I came here because I was bored...

And I like being who I am, and who I am happens to be an 18 year old gay male without religion. I do not believe in the same things you do, so your quoting the bible has no effect on my way of thinking about my sexual orientation. I still feel pretty gay even after reading all of that. n.n

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

No I'm pretty sure I came here because I was bored...

And I like being who I am, and who I am happens to be an 18 year old gay male without religion. I do not believe in the same things you do, so your quoting the bible has no effect on my way of thinking about my sexual orientation. I still feel pretty gay even after reading all of that. n.n

Satan is battling for your soul. Aren't you ashamed of all that poop that goes in your mouth? Don't you know that Jesus is going to give you the AIDS and send you to everlasting hellfire if you don't quit your sodomite ways?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Very well put, better then I could have said it. n.n

Yes, but I've known hedgehogs who were more articulate than you, so that's not very impressive.

Ok, so you picked on the pledge of allegiance. But not even you can deny about the declaration of independence, which states that life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are unalienable rights.

And you cannot deny that it didn't give women the vote and defined darkies as being 3/5 of people. What about it? You have the right to convert to Christianity, and that's it.

The only difference between you and her is your views on religion and possibly politics?

And the fact that she's going to Hell.

Why is becoming saved tied into giving you money?

Because it is, you awful little girl. Why is getting groceries from the store tied into giving the person behind the till money? Stop Jewing around and cough up!

Yes as matter of fact it is me. And if you mean queer as in gay, you hit the nail on the head.

Just like demons will be banging nails into your head eternally in the Lake of Fire. Sweet Lord, you're one of the dullest pieces of unsaved trash I have EVER encountered. Did one of your queer buddies sodomise you in the brain or something?

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Satan is battling for your soul. Aren't you ashamed of all that poop that goes in your mouth? Don't you know that Jesus is going to give you the AIDS and send you to everlasting hellfire if you don't quit your sodomite ways?

I've never had any poop in my mouth hun. =/ Now thats just gross. =o

And as for AIDS, so far, nope. And I don't believe in hell so no, I'm not worried about that. I will say it again, my sexual orientation is part of who I am. I like it and don't plan to change it. n.n

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I've never had any poop in my mouth hun. =/ Now thats just gross. =o

And as for AIDS, so far, nope. And I don't believe in hell so no, I'm not worried about that. I will say it again, my sexual orientation is part of who I am. I like it and don't plan to change it. n.n

If you are a sodomite, then you get poop in your mouth. Jesus knows what you get up to, and it makes Him want to vomit.

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Yes, but I've known hedgehogs who were more articulate than you, so that's not very impressive.

Umm, what do you know about me anyways? Nothing really. Your opnion does not matter to me. Besides, I wasn't talking to YOU. n.n

And the fact that she's going to Hell.

I don't believe in hell, so I don't consider that a difference.

Just like demons will be banging nails into your head eternally in the Lake of Fire. Sweet Lord, you're one of the dullest pieces of unsaved trash I have EVER encountered. Did one of your queer buddies sodomise you in the brain or something?

Again, I don't believe in hell, so your comment doesn't matter to me. As for brain sodomizing, no, they haven't. :] Your insults on my intelligence and sexual orientation have no real effect on me, so you can feel free to insult me all you want. xD

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Do we have to get an approval date from Pastor Al for a gay-stoning?
I have spent the last few minutes rummaging around to find the perfect stones from the last negro-chase.

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Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

If you are a sodomite, then you get poop in your mouth. Jesus knows what you get up to, and it makes Him want to vomit.

Ummm, how would a straight male know anything about what gays "get up to?" xDDD You don't. I have never had poop in my mouth, and I don't believe in "Him" so I could not care less.

Unless of course you're talking about H.I.M the band. n.n Which you probably aren't.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

You have a little more RESPECT for your better, young man!
Do you talk to the people you purportedly love that way?
You owe both Brother Temperance and dear sweet Zeke an apology for being so RUDE!

Ok, I feel better.
Now, Strawberry. I wanted to know...
are you strawberry down there ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Ummm, how would a straight male know anything about what gays "get up to?" xDDD You don't. I have never had poop in my mouth, and I don't believe in "Him" so I could not care less.

Unless of course you're talking about H.I.M the band. n.n Which you probably aren't.

"Being frustrated by the biological impossibility of natural sexual relations between members of the same sex, they must resort to bringing their mouth into contact with areas of the body designed for the elimination of human waste, or use body apertures not meant for sexual penetration, either of which causes serious hygienic and health risks. Once these homosexuals bridge the natural reluctance to come into contact with human waste, a significant number of homosexuals go further and further. Many times to the point of ingesting the urine and fecal matter of their partners. This leads to serious health risks to not only them, but the population at large, through the food chain, medical services, and other avenues of society." - - Paul Volle, Chairman, Christian Coalition of Maine