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  • Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

    This is just depraved. I've been telling you all how depraved the slopes are, but none of you really understand just how depraved their depravity really is.

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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

    That thing is almost the size of that of a certain church boner of lately.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

      Those giant phallus's look dangerous, have there been any reports of God smiting these perverts by crushing them with a giant falling phallus?
      Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



      Run to the KJV1611!

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      • #4
        Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        That thing is almost the size of that of a certain church boner of lately.
        The Lord was much kinder to Negroes and Egyptians when it came to issuing tallywackers. The gooks were gypped and they are over compensating.

        Jesus loves Dick



        Cheney/Palin 2012

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        • #5
          Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

          One member and five guests reading this thread as I write.

          Tells you where the visitors go when they come here.

          As long as you're here guest, take the time to read KJV 1611 and get on your knees before our lord Jesus Christ and accept his love until your entire face glows with his Essenes
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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          • #6
            Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            That thing is almost the size of that of a certain church boner of lately.
            Who, Brother? Who?

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            • #7
              Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

              Amazing to me how an otherwise bright race of people can fail to note the connection between these penis festivals and the almost continuous devastation of their country by devastating earthquakes and especially devastating tidal waves.

              I think after so much devastation they might want to reconcile their sinful ways with Jesus and accept His reward of a devastation free life!!
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • #8
                Re: Japs Hold Annual Tallywacker Festival

                Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                The Lord was much kinder to Negroes and Egyptians when it came to issuing tallywackers. The gooks were gypped and they are over compensating.
                Isn't that why they have squinty eyes? From trying to find it?
                This is simply too much filth for a Christian woman. I'm off to pray now.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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