[handmaiden]

Re: I need help

Stop hitting on Ishina, long in the tooth sapphic.

Where did this Sapphic assumption come from? Did it start with the sisters? Because we know that men are not prone to the sin of gossip.

Seriously man, if I were Sapphic I would SO be getting some. I mentioned elsewhere that I attended a woman's college, didn't I? It was a burgeoning bastion of lesbian celebration.

When describing the popularity of the TV show Xena, I would explain that half of the women on campus wanted to BE Xena; while the other half simply WANTED Xena.

I remained unmoved by the advances of the 22 year old BDOC. (Big Dyke On Campus; we didn't have a BMOC) and several other women ranging from early 30's to early 40's. This was when I was about 36.

Allow me to affirm that I have only had lust in my heart for the male of the species. (Yes, THIS species, don't get cute.) I'm working on curbing my wanton desires, but I am not after my well-spoken sister.

Mind you -- if she, or anyone else for that matter-- ever wanted to meet someone of that persuasion-- say for the purposes of showing, (or possibly watching) them the error of their ways. I know just the little college town you can visit.

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I need help

Where did this Sapphic assumption come from? Did it start with the sisters? Because we know that men are not prone to the sin of gossip.

Seriously man, if I were Sapphic I would SO be getting some. I mentioned elsewhere that I attended a woman's college, didn't I? It was a burgeoning bastion of lesbian celebration.

When describing the popularity of the TV show Xena, I would explain that half of the women on campus wanted to BE Xena; while the other half simply WANTED Xena.

I remained unmoved by the advances of the 22 year old BDOC. (Big Dyke On Campus; we didn't have a BMOC) and several other women ranging from early 30's to early 40's. This was when I was about 36.

Allow me to affirm that I have only had lust in my heart for the male of the species. (Yes, THIS species, don't get cute.) I'm working on curbing my wanton desires, but I am not after my well-spoken sister.

Mind you -- if she, or anyone else for that matter-- ever wanted to meet someone of that persuasion-- say for the purposes of showing, (or possibly watching) them the error of their ways. I know just the little college town you can visit.

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

Pay no attention to that rude small minded man, sister. He has been cranky ever since that beam became lodged in his eye.

Braces for an infraction.

Your friend in the softer side of Jesus,
Sam