[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: I need help

Where did this Sapphic assumption come from? Did it start with the sisters? Because we know that men are not prone to the sin of gossip.

Seriously man, if I were Sapphic I would SO be getting some. I mentioned elsewhere that I attended a woman's college, didn't I? It was a burgeoning bastion of lesbian celebration.

When describing the popularity of the TV show Xena, I would explain that half of the women on campus wanted to BE Xena; while the other half simply WANTED Xena.

I remained unmoved by the advances of the 22 year old BDOC. (Big Dyke On Campus; we didn't have a BMOC) and several other women ranging from early 30's to early 40's. This was when I was about 36.

Allow me to affirm that I have only had lust in my heart for the male of the species. (Yes, THIS species, don't get cute.) I'm working on curbing my wanton desires, but I am not after my well-spoken sister.

Mind you -- if she, or anyone else for that matter-- ever wanted to meet someone of that persuasion-- say for the purposes of showing, (or possibly watching) them the error of their ways. I know just the little college town you can visit.

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

Pay no attention to that rude small minded man, sister. He has been cranky ever since that beam became lodged in his eye.

Braces for an infraction.

Your friend in the softer side of Jesus,
Sam

[handmaiden]

Re: I need help

Stop hitting on Ishina, long in the tooth sapphic.

Where did this Sapphic assumption come from? Did it start with the sisters? Because we know that men are not prone to the sin of gossip.

Seriously man, if I were Sapphic I would SO be getting some. I mentioned elsewhere that I attended a woman's college, didn't I? It was a burgeoning bastion of lesbian celebration.

When describing the popularity of the TV show Xena, I would explain that half of the women on campus wanted to BE Xena; while the other half simply WANTED Xena.

I remained unmoved by the advances of the 22 year old BDOC. (Big Dyke On Campus; we didn't have a BMOC) and several other women ranging from early 30's to early 40's. This was when I was about 36.

Allow me to affirm that I have only had lust in my heart for the male of the species. (Yes, THIS species, don't get cute.) I'm working on curbing my wanton desires, but I am not after my well-spoken sister.

Mind you -- if she, or anyone else for that matter-- ever wanted to meet someone of that persuasion-- say for the purposes of showing, (or possibly watching) them the error of their ways. I know just the little college town you can visit.

Indignantly Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I need help

are you talking about me or mini89 when you are saying "Besides your general lack of knowledge about religion and faith, you are lacking in the history dept" I might be young and still learning but I do know from the experiences that I have come across... And I am very sorry that I do not know a terrible lot about history because it doesn't help that my teachers are to busy worrying about all this stupid global worming stuff to teach good old history... The only reason I know so much about witches is because I have friends that are Wiccans and I would certainly trying to form my own options on what I believe and think

Why are your teachers worried about Global warming? They should be worried about the large number of illiterates they send out to the world every year. If you are not happy with your education why are you not being home schooled?

As for Wiccans, yes you are ignorant. It seems that your friends are lying to you, probably to try and lead you away from Christ. You cannot be a Christian and have satanic friends.


Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

1st Corinthians 10:20 But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.

[Levi Jones]

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Gushingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Stop hitting on Ishina, long in the tooth sapphic.

[Phoenix]

Re: I need help

Thank you, Madam. You are kind with words.

May the peace of the Lord be with you.

[handmaiden]

Re: I need help

Perhaps it is my own words that are at fault. English is not my first language, and perhaps I do not get my point across because of this.


Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.
~ John 17:17

Oh, good Sister, your command of written English is better than that of at least 60% of the people who post here!

Your words are correctly, simply, and expressively composed. ( I could learn a lot from you.)

I never have any trouble getting your point on any level. And I can read your posts without getting a headache.

Gushingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

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Use the bible! Use the bible!

But of course! It's Bible by the way. God does not like little words.

[WinterFresh]

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I would beat them until they stopped being wiccan.

Use the bible! Use the bible!

[Cranky Old Man]

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are you talking about me or mini89 when you are saying "Besides your general lack of knowledge about religion and faith, you are lacking in the history dept"

Is there a difference? You both seem to be heading straight for Hell.

to busy worrying about all this stupid global worming stuff

That sounds dangerous. How many worms are we talking about?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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are you talking about me or mini89 when you are saying "Besides your general lack of knowledge about religion and faith, you are lacking in the history dept" I might be young and still learning but I do know from the experiences that I have come across... And I am very sorry that I do not know a terrible lot about history because it doesn't help that my teachers are to busy worrying about all this stupid global worming stuff to teach good old history... The only reason I know so much about witches is because I have friends that are Wiccans and I would certainly trying to form my own options on what I believe and think

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Phoenix]

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I can see that I am wasting my time trying to change your mind

Madam,

Perhaps it is my own words that are at fault. English is not my first language, and perhaps I do not get my point across because of this.

It is unfortunate that you do not understand my questions, because I am eager to learn from you, since you claim to have knowledge on these things, and came here especially to tell us. You make some interesting claims about our scripture, and what it means to have faith in the Christ, peace be upon him.

Perhaps I am asking the wrong questions. I do not think it is your understanding that is at fault, because this would not make sense with what you have said prevously, in that you proclaim to have this knowledge. I would not call you a liar, without giving you chance to speak honestly. I would be glad if you could share this understanding of the Gospel that I do not have.

But I will say to you that I do not hate witches, just because God hates witches. Only that I have faith in God, and faith that his words are important to follow.

Jesus said,

Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.
~ John 17:17

I hope this helps you understand my words a bit better.

Thank you for your time.

[Stephani]

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are you talking about me or mini89 when you are saying "Besides your general lack of knowledge about religion and faith, you are lacking in the history dept" I might be young and still learning but I do know from the experiences that I have come across... And I am very sorry that I do not know a terrible lot about history because it doesn't help that my teachers are to busy worrying about all this stupid global worming stuff to teach good old history... The only reason I know so much about witches is because I have friends that are Wiccans and I would certainly trying to form my own options on what I believe and think

[Cranky Old Man]

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I can see that I am wasting my time trying to change your mind about your hatred for wiccans

We do not hate wiccans. We just hope they change their mind before they go to Hell for their crimes.

Not sure what I am

Confused?

[Nobar King]

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And the witch trials where made by Catholics that became corrupt and they died out over the dark ages because it became illegal from what I understand...

Wow. Besides your general lack of knowledge about religion and faith, you are lacking in the history dept., too. Someone who knows so much about witches should have a rudimentary knowledge about the Salem witch trials.

1. The U.S.A. was not founded during the middle ages!!
2. The U.S.A. was founded by Christians NOT Catholics.
3. Witch trials died out because they caught and killed all the witches~! Praise Jesus!

[Stephani]

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I can see that I am wasting my time trying to change your mind about your hatred for wiccans... I can not stress that Hatred from people who are meant to be loving towards people in a world full of Hatred and violence is not what anyone needs... I am not a Christian I and I am not atheist... Not sure what I am but I am thinking that maybe I am not going to find what I am looking for in a religion here... If we all still followed the Old Testament we would still all need to go get a sheep and make a sacrifice with it just to even speck to God... And the witch trials where made by Catholics that became corrupt and they died out over the dark ages because it became illegal from what I understand... You are not are only using that as a way to scare people out of what they believe