[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Australians DO NOT drink

I've been told that the main difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral is one less drunk.


YIC
Bryan.

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

I've been told that the main difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral is one less drunk.


YIC
Bryan.

You lie Bryan. You sir are a sinner

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

With respect to my sins. I am not perfect, only forgiven.

Ephesians 1:6-7

6To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved (Christ Jesus).
7In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;

As for your demonic profile name.

Exodus 8:20-24.

20And the LORD said unto Moses, Rise up early in the morning, and stand before Pharaoh; lo, he cometh forth to the water; and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me.
21Else, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold, I will send swarms [of flies] upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms [of flies], and also the ground whereon they [are].
22And I will sever in that day the land of Goshen, in which my people dwell, that no swarms [of flies] shall be there; to the end thou mayest know that I [am] the LORD in the midst of the earth.
23And I will put a division between my people and thy people: to morrow shall this sign be.
24And the LORD did so; and there came a grievous swarm [of flies] into the house of Pharaoh, and [into] his servants' houses, and into all the land of Egypt: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm [of flies].

Thus Moses defeated the 'Lord of the Flies', which in Hebrew is Ba‘al Zebûb, through the power of God.

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

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Thus Moses defeated the 'Lord of the Flies', which in Hebrew is Ba‘al Zebûb, through the power of God.

Ralph, Jack, Simon and Piggy are my friends - "We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Ralph, Jack, Simon and Piggy are my friends - "We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything"

My best friend is Jesus. You should consider dropping your demonic pals and accepting Christ.

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

My best friend is Jesus. You should consider dropping your demonic pals and accepting Christ.

Christ is my friend & savior

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Christ is my friend & savior

Riiight...Which is why you named yourself after satan.

[Dirk]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Christ is my friend & savior

Since when?

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Since when?

Since the beginning of time

Just as sure as you & I have breathed the same air molecules that Jesus himself did

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Just as sure as you & I have breathed the same air molecules that Jesus himself did

My dear, do not flatter yourself so -- whilst True Christians™ breathe the very air molecules that our Saviour did, the Unsaved are not fit to breathe the fart molecules that wafted from His Holy Bottom!

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

My dear, do not flatter yourself so -- whilst True Christians™ breathe the very air molecules that our Saviour did, the Unsaved are not fit to breathe the fart molecules that wafted from His Holy Bottom!

The unsaved may be unfit however the have enjoyed both ends of the Saviour

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

The unsaved may be unfit however the have enjoyed both ends of the Saviour

Are you suggesting that JESUS is the meat in an Unsaved sandwich? Please desist with your lurid, blasphemous statements -- this is a Christian forum, and GOD Himself reads every post!

[Aaron]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Are you suggesting that JESUS is the meat in an Unsaved sandwich? Please desist with the lurid, blasphemous statements -- this is a Christian forum, and GOD Himself reads every post!

Goodness no, may I be deported to Australia if I were

[blackarrowpro]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Wait? So are you all suggesting that because the young boy depicted in the TV series "Skippy" had a PET kangaroo, that he was 'fornicating' with it?

And you've never had a pet dog, cat or bird? Just because someone owns a pet, does not mean that they have sex with it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Skippy, the satanic kangaroo

Wait? So are you all suggesting that because the young boy depicted in the TV series "Skippy" had a PET kangaroo, that he was 'fornicating' with it?

And you've never had a pet dog, cat or bird? Just because someone owns a pet, does not mean that they have sex with it.

This from a sheep-raping aussie.