Am I going to hell?

[Celery]

I'm 18 years old. My father studies various scriptures (and mocks most. Quite funny) He quotes much of the bible and has read many differnt version of it, I've not asked what particular form of Christianity he takes, but he's faithfully christian. He reads encyclopedias (a habit which i picked up~) And loves nonfiction and Mark Twain.

My mother.....was raised catholic... yes.. let's start with that.... she grew up in Homa, Louisiana, down the street to a very kind "Voodoo Queen". She has many books on wiccanry, however does not consider herself as a wiccan. She merely just studies, and, like my Dad, mocks it. She also has many "books" on "magical creatures". She and I love fantasy books and other tales that tell interesting stories.

I am currently engaged to a foreigner (not form my country). He's Half Swedish, and Half Iranian. He's very sweet and caring and does not have any particular religeon and is slightly autistic..
<---- HE IS NOT THIS


as for me... i'm a furry.. and I don't have any attraction to porn whatsoever.. and I just liek it for the cute factor mostly.

[Levi Jones]

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I'm 18 years old. My father studies various scriptures (and mocks most. Quite funny) He quotes much of the bible and has read many differnt version of it, I've not asked what particular form of Christianity he takes, but he's faithfully christian.

Okay.. Can we talk to him? He claims to be a Christian, but he mocks scriptures?

My mother.....was raised catholic... yes.. let's start with that.... she grew up in Homa, Louisiana, down the street to a very kind "Voodoo Queen". She has many books on wiccanry, however does not consider herself as a wiccan. She merely just studies, and, like my Dad, mocks it. She also has many "books" on "magical creatures". She and I love fantasy books and other tales that tell interesting stories.

Your mother is a negress?

I am currently engaged to a foreigner (not form my country). He's Half Swedish, and Half Iranian. He's very sweet and caring and does not have any particular religeon and is slightly autistic..

Congratulations?? You are marrying a retard. Is that what you are looking for, when the Bible clearly says he is being punished. Your children might catch the same curse.

as for me... i'm a furry.. and I don't have any attraction to porn whatsoever.. and I just liek it for the cute factor mostly.

You are a liar and you will be yiffing in hell, furry.

[Cranky Old Man]

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as for me... i'm a furry..

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Celery]

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Okay.. Can we talk to him? He claims to be a Christian, but he mocks scriptures?

Well, he mostly mocks the Koran and other religion's scriptures.

Your mother is a negress?

Nope. She's a bit dark-complected but she's not black in the least.

Congratulations?? You are marrying a retard. Is that what you are looking for, when the Bible clearly says he is being punished. Your children might catch the same curse.

Thanks for the heads up.

You are a liar and you will be yiffing in hell, furry.

So I'm condemned for only that?

[Levi Jones]

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So I'm condemned for only that?

That and your father is worthless as a teacher of the Bible.

According to Paul, furries are disgusting.

Romans 1:23-25 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

[Celery]

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That and your father is worthless as a teacher of the Bible.

According to Paul, furries are disgusting.

Romans 1:23-25 And changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and four-footed beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

Actually, he's not. Do not judge when you do not know.

I do not worship furries or anthropomorphics or zoomorphs..
I do not see that verse... help? (and I fixed grammatical and spelling errors)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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What is a "furry", someone who has sex with animals?

[Spaghetti Monster]

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I'm 18 years old. My father studies various scriptures (and mocks most. Quite funny) He quotes much of the bible and has read many differnt version of it, I've not asked what particular form of Christianity he takes, but he's faithfully christian. He reads encyclopedias (a habit which i picked up~) And loves nonfiction and Mark Twain.

My mother.....was raised catholic... yes.. let's start with that.... she grew up in Homa, Louisiana, down the street to a very kind "Voodoo Queen". She has many books on wiccanry, however does not consider herself as a wiccan. She merely just studies, and, like my Dad, mocks it. She also has many "books" on "magical creatures". She and I love fantasy books and other tales that tell interesting stories.

I am currently engaged to a foreigner (not form my country). He's Half Swedish, and Half Iranian. He's very sweet and caring and does not have any particular religeon and is slightly autistic..
<---- HE IS NOT THIS


as for me... i'm a furry.. and I don't have any attraction to porn whatsoever.. and I just liek it for the cute factor mostly.

Your father mocks scripture and your mother is a cat-licker. That, by itself, probably makes you well deserving of eternal hellfire.

The "Voo doo queen" you mentioned scares me. Is it possible that she put some kind of hex on your family? The Bible says witches exist that that they do that, you know.

Why do you like beastiality? I know there's the BASH program for homers, but is there someone who can help this poor lost soul overcome this sexual deviancy and stop being a furry?

[Jo Freddie]

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I thought this would fit well in this topic..