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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22378
    #16
    Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
    Those numbers show why we have such a problem with global warming
    There is no such thing as global warming. Global warming is a hoax.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #17
        Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        There is no such thing as global warming. Global warming is a hoax.
        Global temperatures ARE going up.

        As can be seen by the graph I posted above, what the main argument centres around is if this is caused by the modern industrial lifestyle we now have, governments claim it is and use this as an excuse to tax us, saying that the higher taxes are to encourage people to reduce their carbon footprint. This is a LIE as the above graph also shows Global warming is the result of the persecution and therefore the decline in the number of True Pirates.
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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22378
            #18
            Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

            Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
            Global temperatures ARE going up.
            No, they are not. Did you bother to click on the link I provided?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #19
                Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                No, they are not. Did you bother to click on the link I provided?
                Don't just take My Churches word for it



                As you can see the period of the lowest temperature in the past 1000 years is when True Pirate numbers where at their highest.

                If the world is not getting warmer then the North West Passage would still be blocked
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                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22378
                    #20
                    Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                    How does a drawing made by an unskilled 2 year old child prove anything?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Dirk
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1425
                        #21
                        Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        How does a drawing made by an unskilled 2 year old child prove anything?
                        Simple: It's made by Godhating lieberal "professors".

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12866
                            #22
                            Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            How does a drawing made by an unskilled 2 year old child prove anything?
                            Interesting that someone posting here can take a drawing of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and call it a graph of global warming.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • jennabenna
                                Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                                • May 2010
                                • 262
                                #23
                                Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Homersexural propaganda. It would be closer to 1.
                                Just because you avoid gays except to punch them, doesn't mean they don't exist. The number would probably be about six or seven.
                                If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                                  • Levi Jones
                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                     
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 13930
                                    #24
                                    Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                    Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                                    Just because you avoid gays except to punch them, doesn't mean they don't exist. The number would probably be about six or seven.
                                    And there would be zero black lezbeans.
                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #25
                                        Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                        Interesting that someone posting here can take a drawing of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and call it a graph of global warming.
                                        The must be some hope for you my friend if your brain is showing you the FSM in this Graph
                                        You have clearly feeling the touch of His Noodly Appendage

                                        RAmen
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                                        May my Sauce be with you!
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                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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                                          • Dirk
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 1425
                                            #26
                                            Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                            Why can't you scientists look in the future? Why did it stop at 2000? Can't you amazing machines calculate the future?

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                                              • Jo Freddie
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                • Apr 2009
                                                • 6339
                                                #27
                                                Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                                                Why can't you scientists look in the future? Why did it stop at 2000? Can't you amazing machines calculate the future?
                                                Who are you calling a scientist?

                                                We all know that scientists are the playthings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, he loves to use His Noodly Appendages to mess with their results, did he not make the universe in such a way that to the scientists it appears older then it actually is?
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                                                True Pastafarian™

                                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                  • BelieverInGod
                                                    Fourm Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 9269
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                                    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                                                    Who are you calling a scientist?

                                                    We all know that scientists are the playthings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, he loves to use His Noodly Appendages to mess with their results, did he not make the universe in such a way that to the scientists it appears older then it actually is?
                                                    Here's a question for you,

                                                    With the increase in pirate activities world wide over the last decade, why isn't the world cooling down? Why is everyone still screaming about global warming?
                                                    Drama queen

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                                                      • Jo Freddie
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                        • Apr 2009
                                                        • 6339
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                                                        Those numbers show why we have such a problem with global warming



                                                        A shortage of Pirates
                                                        (Real Pirates, the ones that give sweets to children, not those people who hijack ships off the coast of Somalia that the press misguidedly call pirates)
                                                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                        Here's a question for you,

                                                        With the increase in pirate activities world wide over the last decade, why isn't the world cooling down? Why is everyone still screaming about global warming?
                                                        Read the full post
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                                                        True Pastafarian™

                                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                          • jennabenna
                                                            Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 262
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

                                                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                            And there would be zero black lezbeans.
                                                            Most likely. I won't stoop to your level and ignore facts. But there might be one lonely girl there.
                                                            If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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