A Danes Apology

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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I'm baptized in the Danish Church. Does that count?

• Were you immersed in a baptismal pool or did a fat padre sprinkle a few drops upon your head?
• Was the Baptism performed by an authorized Landover pastor?
• Had you reached the Age of Accountability?
• Did you repent your sins and accept Jesus as your personal Savior?

Only if you can answer Yes to all these questions, have you been baptized with the Holy Spirit, and with fire. If not, you were only baptized with water.

I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it

This may be the best move you've ever made. Be sure to look up what God says about paedobaptism.

[Elcapitan]

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I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

OY! Speak for yourself, some of us have worked our whole lives to be terrible and sinful...

[Dirk]

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I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it

This is more like it!

[Milady]

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I'm afraid you'll have to repent before anyone is going to forgive you. The only forgiveness that matters is that of Jesus of course. I suggest you get a nice, leatherbound copy of the King James Bible of 1611, read it cover to cover, and do everything it says. That means you will have to get baptised of course.
Deuteronomy 30:8 (King James Version 1611)

And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the LORD, and do all his commandments which I command thee this day.

I'm baptized in the Danish Church. Does that count? I have ordered a copy of KJV and am really looking forward to read it

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I am also a dane and live so far in this entrance to Hell. I ask for your forgiveness and understanding! May God bless America!

Sincerely

I'm afraid you'll have to repent before anyone is going to forgive you. The only forgiveness that matters is that of Jesus of course. I suggest you get a nice, leatherbound copy of the King James Bible of 1611, read it cover to cover, and do everything it says. That means you will have to get baptised of course.
Deuteronomy 30:8 (King James Version 1611)

And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the LORD, and do all his commandments which I command thee this day.

[Felicity]

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@Milady Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Milady]

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I am also a dane and live so far in this entrance to Hell. I ask for your forgiveness and understanding! May God bless America!

Sincerely

[Choosen]

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Apology accepted. We are nice and forgiving people.

We can not do that for you. You have to do it yourself. It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.

WRONG. Youre not nice - americans kill people they dont like. Fact of life.

[Jo Freddie]

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It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.

Lev 19:27 [KJV] Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. [NIV] Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.

I see that, in the case of the above, the Cranky Old Man seems to practice he preaches unlike many of the so called true Christians here.

Pastor Deacon Fred certainly does not follow that part of the fairy tale you all love so much.

[Sister Charli]

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may God bless Princess Mary.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior. Please accept our deepest regrets

Apology accepted. We are nice and forgiving people.

and bless us with a soul free of sin

We can not do that for you. You have to do it yourself. It's not hard to do though, just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and do everything it says.

[Choosen]

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I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

Please accept our deepest regrets, and bless us with a soul free of sin.

Dont apologize on my behalf.. youre the sinful one. Leeching off the danish system - youre a true devil worshipper!

[Love_Jeeezuz_DK]

I live in the wicked country of Denmark, and I would like to apologize on behalf of my fellow Danes for our terrible and sinful behavior.

Please accept our deepest regrets, and bless us with a soul free of sin.