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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
    Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will".
    I never got over the fact that that they stole their moral code from Rabelais, of all the unwholesome queers to have plagued God's clean earth. Some medieval French homer writes a book of toilet humour, like a 16th-Century surrender monkey Beavis & Butthead, and then the wickedans come along and base their entire belief system on it!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
    Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will". they use KJV bible language for there reason to be homer and carpet munchers.

    So remember children, when you burn the witch at the stake for Halloween, your not really hurting someone, for witch's don't count. So do what you think is GOD'S will.
    What they don't get is the plain fact that "doing what you will" DOES harm you! These wiccians are like mental cases. Since they chose to reject Christ, they WILL roast in hellfire. If that's not "harm" then I don't know what is. Praise Jesus!

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  • lord warrior
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    Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post
    'An it harm none, do what ye will.
    Blessed be.
    Guess this is why those wiccans can't read the bible. To long and complicated for them. Also love the "do what ye will". they use KJV bible language for there reason to be homer and carpet munchers.

    So remember children, when you burn the witch at the stake for Halloween, your not really hurting someone, for witch's don't count. So do what you think is GOD'S will.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well, God didn't use guns back in the day, but have you EVER read the Holy Bible?

    The psalmist devoutly prays: "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth, ... let them be cut in pieces." He says that "the righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to "wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." Psalms 58:6-10

    Jesus said ""I will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23

    God gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old.

    God even had folks eat their babies in the Bible.

    Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law.

    God will slaughter children "for the iniquity of their fathers."

    God tries to teach us by killing our children.
    That's such a good example of loving Christian thoughtfulness. We're so tolerant and open-minded, we're even prepared to adapt to sinful wicker "culture" by using rainbow text, just to make it more palatable to hippies. Now they've got no excuse for rejecting Him!

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    I am old-fashioned. I don't do any harm, I just sit in the bushes with the lawn hose connected to the tap on the hot water heater and scorch the little satanists..
    Does it really matter if the water is hot or cold? I can imagine them running away regardless.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    I am old-fashioned. I don't do any harm, I just sit in the bushes with the lawn hose connected to the tap on the hot water heater and scorch the little satanists..

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post
    'An it harm none, do what ye will.
    Blessed be.
    Friend,

    You are welcome to post here as a guest even if you are a Non-Christian but must you attack our faith like this? Please show our deeply held beliefs some respect.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post
    I don't understand how anyone, under any circumstance, could even joke about much less seriously discuss shooting a child. How terrible!
    Well, God didn't use guns back in the day, but have you EVER read the Holy Bible?

    The psalmist devoutly prays: "Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth, ... let them be cut in pieces." He says that "the righteous" will rejoice when he sees "the wicked" being dismembered by God. He'll even get a chance to "wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." Psalms 58:6-10


    Jesus said ""I will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23


    God gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old. He even causes women to eat their children:

    Lamentations 2:20 Behold, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord? 2:21 The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied.
    2:22 Thou hast called as in a solemn day my terrors round about, so that in the day of the LORD's anger none escaped nor remained: those that I have swaddled and brought up hath mine enemy consumed.




    God even had folks eat their babies in the Bible:

    "So we boiled my son, and did eat him." Women killed, boiled and ate their own children because of a plague that God sent, or as the Bible puts it: "Behold, this evil is of the Lord." 2Kings 6:28-29, 33



    Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law. (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21) Mark 7:9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition. 7:10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death:


    God will slaughter children "for the iniquity of their fathers." Isaiah 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.


    God tries to teach us by killing our children. Jeremiah 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

    I could go on and on. What's your point? Do you think that you know more than God?

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post

    'An it harm none, do what ye will.
    Blessed be.
    AAAARRRRGGGHHH! You're a WICCAN! I might have known!

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  • ihatehypocrites
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    'An it harm none, do what ye will.
    Blessed be.

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  • ihatehypocrites
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    I don't understand how anyone, under any circumstance, could even joke about much less seriously discuss shooting a child. How terrible!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ihatehypocrites View Post
    You people are talking about guns and traps and pools of blood...and Wiccans are evil. Who's confused??? Not us!
    For the first time, you speak the truth. The wiccian scum ARE evil. Praise Jesus you are coming around!!

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  • ihatehypocrites
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    ...and Lord Warrior sounds like a pedophile to me!

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  • ihatehypocrites
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    You people are talking about guns and traps and pools of blood...and Wiccans are evil. Who's confused??? Not us!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Baphomet View Post
    Wouldn't bear traps be a bit of lawsuit problem?
    You don't know Landover's lawyers. They could make OJ look innocent, and he's black. These guys really put the "Jew" back in "lawyer".

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