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  • HellboundGreaser
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    • Feb 2010
    • 47

    #1

    The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

    This cannibal cult is completley disgusting. It's bad enough that Catholics promote Cannibalism by drinking Jesus Blood and eating his flesh. Now these freaks want to bake Jesus into Cookies. Where will it end????? http://http://jesus-cookie.com/ Sure, lets mock Jesus by making him look like last nights aftermath of a Taco Bell Burrito supreme.
    Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

    Since when was Jesus black?

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    • HellboundGreaser
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      • Feb 2010
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      #3
      Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

      Since when was Jesus black?
      Double Blasphemy.
      Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can sit in a boat drinking beer all day while you fool around with his old lady.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

        A negroidal representation of Christ is just as bad as that awful Serrano urine 'art'.



        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #5
          Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
          A negroidal representation of Christ is just as bad as that awful Serrano urine 'art'.



          IF he had existed, the one thing you can be sure of is he would not have been white, mind you on the other hand being a made up character he can be any colour you like


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          • Dirk
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            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #6
            Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

            Give me proof Jesus wasn't white.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
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              #7
              Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
              Give me proof Jesus wasn't white.
              Give me proof (outside of your book of fairy tails) that he even existed.
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              • Dirk
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                • Apr 2010
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                #8
                Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Give me proof (outside of your book of fairy tails) that he even existed.
                Outside of my book of fairy tales? That is not hard, I will quote you outside the quaran (which is a fairy tale book obviously)

                Matthew 1:1
                The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #9
                  Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  Outside of my book of fairy tales? That is not hard, I will quote you outside the quaran (which is a fairy tale book obviously)

                  Matthew 1:1
                  The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
                  That is still from YOUR book of fairy tales, give me some account written by someone at the time Jesus was supposed to have been alive, something from outside the bible but contemporary with Jesus. I mean if he was raiseing the dead or moving moutains you think someone would have noticed and mentioned it.
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                  • Dirk
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #10
                    Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    That is still from YOUR book of fairy tales, give me some account written by someone at the time Jesus was supposed to have been alive, something from outside the bible but contemporary with Jesus.
                    Outside the Bible would be the quaran where they give him a different name (lame arabs).

                    I mean if he was raiseing the dead or moving moutains you think someone would have noticed and mentioned it.
                    They did noticed and mentioned it, that's why we have the KJV1611 Bible.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #11
                      Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                      Outside the Bible would be the quaran where they give him a different name (lame arabs).


                      They did noticed and mentioned it, that's why we have the KJV1611 Bible.
                      The new testament was written some time between 50 -180 AD not at the time Jesus was supposed to have lived, I ask again if he was so great why did no one notice at the time. Jesus is meant to have taken part in the plot to frame the Jews with his old man in 30-33 AD so nothing was written till about 20 years after his crucifixion.
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                      • Dirk
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                        • Apr 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        The new testament was written some time between 50 -180 AD not at the time Jesus was supposed to have lived, I ask again if he was so great why did no one notice at the time.
                        Because people were too stupid to notice. He did live in Israel you know.

                        Jesus is meant to have taken part in the plot to frame the Jews with his old man in 30-33 AD so nothing was written till about 20 years after his crucifixion.
                        How do you know, were you there?

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                        • Cranky Old Man
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                          • Jan 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          The new testament was written some time between 50 -180 AD not at the time Jesus was supposed to have lived, I ask again if he was so great why did no one notice at the time. Jesus is meant to have taken part in the plot to frame the Jews with his old man in 30-33 AD so nothing was written till about 20 years after his crucifixion.
                          What do you think the 1611 part of KJV1611 Holy Bible means!?
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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: The Jesus Cookie Cult...Warning for Mature Audiences

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            What do you think the 1611 part of KJV1611 Holy Bible means!?
                            That is was reworked LONG after the event giving it even less credibility.
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