[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

actually i meant archery for hunting... rifles don't give any sport, sadly i have to wait until i'm 18 before i can hunt with a bow

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

actually i meant archery for hunting... rifles don't give any sport, sadly i have to wait until i'm 18 before i can hunt with a bow

why?

[odin=satan4evar]

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Because the danish law says so and i don't wanna end up in prison

[Levi Jones]

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Because the danish law says so and i don't wanna end up in prison

Wait, you can actually hunt in Denmark?

I figured a country the size of Delaware couldn't possibly have any rural areas.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Wait, you can actually hunt in Denmark?

I figured a country the size of Delaware couldn't possibly have any rural areas.

Isn't Danemark the place with the windmills, used to pump out the standing water from Germany? Maybe they have muskrats there.

[finkel]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

hmmmm just enlight me... why God should hate rugby?

[Dansker]

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God loves UFC

[J1mM0rris0nRULEZ]

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Now this gives the term "pothead" a whole new meaning. Also, isn't this guy the soccer player who bit off another soccer player's ear? And remember that time when a soccer player hired a hitman to club another soccer player's knee before the big game?

You never hear about American athletes doing anything like that.

actually mike tyson bit off another BOXERS ear, boxing is compeltely different from soccer

[landoverlover]

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Reason 11:

Vuvuzela

[Cranky Old Man]

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Reason 11: Vuvuzela

Indeed, I am sure they have lots of Vuvuzelas in hell to torture the sinners.

[Gaps]

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#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

No its not all about lying and cheating. But some players do, and it ruins the game.

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."

Yes, some players do seem to think they have a way to high status. In general also.

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."

Wow, did not know that! Do you have links? Would like to read about it. NEver really had trust in those Oranges.

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

How much does an American Football player run in a match? And in Baseball?

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."

Then football (Soccer for you) apparently more interesting than churches!

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Ehm no sir. The celebration act is an expression of happines, but what would you know. How would you shower after sports? What do they do in Baseball, Basketball and American Football?

#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

Maybe he did. Or maybe he told us a lesson in bad construction, ingeneering or handling of masses?

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

Yes in in Britain they have problems with that, and in minor cases in the rest of europe. A bad path to go! It is not tollerated.

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!

Well many fascists has been admires of football in the history! A dark time in the history. But just as many liberals, conservatives and wackos in general.

Many hooligans and nazi admires are the same or has crossing roads. None of them are tolerated!

#10 France is successful at soccer![/B][/SIZE]
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."

Yes and thats weird!!! The French team is good. But no one likes them at all. Except the French themselves. It is annoying and frustrating. But at least it seem that their fortune has left them.
is-nicolas-anelkas-international-career-over.html and here france-to-boot-anelka-from-south-africa.html

All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.
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You are so angry. So angry....

[Didymus Much]

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You are so angry. So angry....

No, he's Cranky. His brother, Angry Old Man, doesn't come on the forums anymore. Be thankful.

[AmericanHero84 Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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I am a Christian and go to Church every Sunday, teach my child three times a week in a class that I run.

What you guys are saying however, is completely unacceptable. I am not to judge but I do know that this is not what a good person would do: talk so bad about a sport, about people who play it.

Soccer IS Football, it was called that FIRST! America created its own game and just stole the name and called it football. We don't even use our feet as much as "soccer" players do, so how can we call it football. Of course most of you will be stubborn people and will just completely ignore that part what I just said (typical American people).

Everything else, cheating, scandals, "gayness"... please give me a break! how the hell is baseball not boring？ lol.

you guys are all a big [copulating] joke and you make me embarassed to be a christian. we all look terriby bad in the rest of the world because of people like you!

btw. im not even a soccer fan, i just appreciate sports that have a sense of competition (unlike baseball and what we call "football“).. big joke!

[BelieverInGod]

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I am a Christian and go to Church every Sunday, teach my child three times a week in a class that I run.

What you guys are saying however, is completely unacceptable. I am not to judge but I do know that this is not what a good person would do: talk so bad about a sport, about people who play it.

Soccer IS Football, it was called that FIRST! America created its own game and just stole the name and called it football. We don't even use our feet as much as "soccer" players do, so how can we call it football. Of course most of you will be stubborn people and will just completely ignore that part what I just said (typical American people).

Everything else, cheating, scandals, "gayness"... please give me a break! how the hell is baseball not boring？ lol.

you guys are all a big fuc k ing joke and you make me embarassed to be a christian. we all look terriby bad in the rest of the world because of people like you!

btw. im not even a soccer fan, i just appreciate sports that have a sense of competition (unlike baseball and what we call "football“).. big joke!

Again, can't spell, can't capitalize, can't even use grammar. Although thanks for using paragraph breaks, that's one up for the usual trash. But you go through all of that effort to make sure you can say fuck on a Christian board.

Good on you, I'm sure your mother is very proud.

Now why don't you go make an introduction in the Introduction forum and actually bother to read the threads you are posting to as your answers have already been listed.

[Gaps]

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Again, can't spell, can't capitalize, can't even use grammar. Although thanks for using paragraph breaks, that's one up for the usual trash. But you go through all of that effort to make sure you can say fuck on a Christian board.

No seriously, AmericanHero84 is right! And you attack with grammar and capitalization as the first thing? Thats really lack on arguments.