[ChildofG0d]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

You can make criticism of those things because you I'm assuming you have knowledge of those things i.e you've researched and know what those things consist of and the effects they have on people allowing you to understand and speak about those subjects.

However, if you have not played or watched soccer I'm going to assume you do not know the rules how the game is played. If you do not know the rules how can you make judgements about a game you do not understand

[Roland]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

So how can you make a criticism of something if you have no knowledge of it

That would be ¨Free speech¨?

[Basilissa]

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So how can you make a criticism of something if you have no knowledge of it

Well, let's see. Can I make a criticism of genocide even though I've never witnessed one? Can I make a criticism of sexual abuse even if I've never personally seen/experienced it? Can I make a criticism of the North Korean regime even though I've never been to Korea (nor the entire Asian continent, for that matter)?

Etc, etc.

[ChildofG0d]

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So how can you make a criticism of something if you have no knowledge of it

[ChildofG0d]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

First of all in my original comment i wasn't suggesting that in order to critic something you must first try it, instead I was merely commenting on the OP's lack of knowledge about the rules and concept of soccer that one would not have if they have played the game or at least watched it. In addition your example with the bridge is completely irrelevant as any one would know the effects that jumping of a bridge would have on ones body without the need to try it. In the case of soccer not every knows or understands the rules unless they have played the game or at least watched the game.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I feel like you've never watched or played a game of soccer in you life.

So?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I feel like you've never watched or played a game of soccer in you life. Either that or you're just jealous because you can't play for ***scatological profanities removed***

I've tried to watch some soccer games - more gay than track lighting with a bunch of homer players prancing around on their feet like in ballet.

In case you haven't noticed, the only people that are having children these days at a birth rate greater than replacement are the mooselimbs. If more virile and manly Christian men aren't seeding to have Soldiers for Christ you will soon be faced with taking an oath to allah or being beheaded.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I feel like you've never watched or played a game of soccer in you life. Either that or you're just jealous because you can't play for ***scatological profanities removed***

I feel like you don't know how logic works. If one could only legitimately denounce a thing after trying it, would you be the first to jump off a bridge before suggesting others not?

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I feel like you've never watched or played a game of soccer in you life. Either that or you're just jealous because you can't play for ***scatological profanities removed***

Could you care to elaborate? I mean, exposing your arguments so the rest of the people that reads can understand what you are saying, what your differences are with the OP and why we should believe you?


Otherwise you just seem really stupid.


Please try to use the Bible when you make your arguments, as this is a Bible-based forum.


Many thanks in advance for showing us that you are not as stupid as your posts here.

[ChildofG0d]

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity.

1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."

#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect."

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..."

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church."

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."


#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon!

The English (!) soccer team in 1938:


#10 France is successful at soccer!
And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God."

All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc.

I feel like you've never watched or played a game of soccer in you life. Either that or you're just jealous because you can't play for ***scatological profanities removed***

[Cranky Old Man]

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It seems Hillary Clinton's Russian hackers removed my images. Fortunately Jesus is on our side so the images showing the disgusting horror that is soccer are back now.

[handmaiden]

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Today I turned on the television, and right there in the program guide on the NBC network it said something about an English whatever soccer tournament and it mentioned some weird places like Leicester and Manchester.


Ugh! Why is something like that being broadcast on American television? It's not a programme guide and it's not colour TV. Cloudy days are not grey, we don't go to the theatre here and soccer is nobody's favourite sport--certainly not the Lord Jesus Christ's.


Is there even a song titled, God Bless England? No! They do have God Save the King or whatever and that's because they KNOW that the so-called head of their false church is going to hell in a jewel encrusted handbasket.


Forgive me for being so worked up. I just hate to see all this globalization nonsense sneak its pernicious way into American culture. I may need to watch pro-wrestling to calm down a bit. The only thing that those red-blooded American fellas have in common with the British is bad teeth.


Agitatedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Didymus Much]

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...Trump will save us from you dirty christian pigs.

Guess who elected him? Drumpf may be an idiot, but even he knows better than to bite the hand that feeds him.

[Alvin Moss]

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Mentally retarded christian nuts. Your ancient book is as false as it can get. You believe that bullshit?? Go kill yourselves. Seriously, kill yourselves. America is a disgusting country. Retarded right wing, hillbilly rapists.


Disguisting. Trump will save us from you dirty christian pigs.

Strong language is never welcome.

[ANTI RIGHT WING]

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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

Mentally retarded christian nuts. Your ancient book is as false as it can get. You believe that bullshit?? Go kill yourselves. Seriously, kill yourselves. America is a disgusting country. Retarded right wing, hillbilly rapists.


Disguisting. Trump will save us from you dirty christian pigs.