God Hates Monroe Ohio

[Brother V]

Friends, it's come to my attention that God hates Monroe Ohio.

You may not remember the town, but God didn't forget them.

6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

That's right, a 6 story idol that is supposedly of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ was destroyed by lightning.

The statue was called "touchdown Jesus" and also "butter Jesus" (since he looked like he was a football referee signaling a touchdown, and also since he looked like he was made out of butter.)

It's obvious it was done by God, since it was lightning, and God hates idols.

Leviticus 26:1 Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

When God burns down your idol, you should really think about what you are doing wrong.

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[Dirk]

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This is outrageous!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The "church" behind it is nondenominational.

You know what Jesus thinks about that.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Dirk]

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The "church" behind it is nondenominational.

You know what Jesus thinks about that.

Church? That is not a church, but a demonworshipping cult.

[Jo Freddie]

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Looks to me like The Flying Spaghetti Monster trying to give them a clue that they are worshipping the wrong Deity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Looks to me like The Flying Spaghetti Monster trying to give them a clue that they are worshipping the wrong Deity.

I don't see any tomato sauce in those newsphotos.

That's fire, me bucko.

"If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." -- John 15:6

"The Lord Jesus ... in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God ... who shall be punished with everlasting destruction." -- 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9

"The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God ...he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone ... And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever." -- Revelation 14:10-11

"The fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." -- Revelation 21:8

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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That's fire, me bucko.

Jo Freddie will be learning about fire soon enough.

[Jo Freddie]

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I don't see any tomato sauce in those newsphotos.

That's fire, me bucko.

So he chose to use some symbolism that would help them get the message. The Lord God our Creator will use his Noodly Appendages in whatever way he likes.

And our Lord does like to use fire from time to time:

Pastalm XVIII
1. As I gaze upon my
2. Plate of exquisite aroma
3. And subtle flavour
4. I cannot but wonder,
5. What is this spice that
6. My good lord
7. Has placed before me.
8. His words appear like a mighty fire
9. In the sky
10. “Eat the dish that I will show you
11. The dish you do not know
12. And you shall win at life.”
13. I nibble.

[WWJDnow]

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One of the so-called pastors of that so-called church is a woman! I wonder if they took a razor blade to their Bibles when they came across this passage:

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:34-36

No wonder God was pissed off--these idol worshippers were taking their religious instruction from a girl. Abomination!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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They may as well allow soulless retards in their congregation!

[WWJDnow]

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Here it is, full color video of God's warning to the people of Monroe, Ohio: Shape up or burn in Hell!

[Jo Freddie]

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Here it is, full color video of God's warning to the people of Monroe, Ohio: Shape up or burn in Hell!

Corrected the soundtrack for you

[Rebuko the Clown]

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Here's another interesting video which was recorded about a year ago...

It's some pagan fire-dancing ritual in front of the statue. What kind of Christian church would do that? Indeed, God will not be mocked and ironically used lightening to set fire to that horrible abomination.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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What on earth did they they make that Jesus statue out of ??

Nitrocellulose and napalm ??


What's wrong with Godly marble or granite??

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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He has spoken.

Will the Godless heathens of Monroe Ohio listen?

Here's another interesting video which was recorded about a year ago...

It's some pagan fire-dancing ritual in front of the statue. What kind of Christian church would do that? Indeed, God will not be mocked and ironically used lightening to set fire to that horrible abomination.

God is the Master of Irony.