Christmas Dinner; Chinese? That's Wong

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Elena Kagan is Obama's choice for the next Supreme Court Justice. A Senator asked her what she was doing last Christmas Day. She said she was, "... at a Chinese restaurant".

If someone wants to be a Justice on the Supreme Court of the United States, she should spent Christmas doing things approved of in the United States. That is: Go to a good Baptist Church and eat turkey and potatoes.

She is Jewish, so I suppose she has no idea as to how what one is supposed to do on Christmas Day. But, she did not have to humiliate those of us who are Christians with an answer like that.

She could have said, "I spent the day wishing I had converted to Christianity so I would not be so miserable."

[Mark Christ]

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It's tradition among the joos to go to Chinese restaurants on Christmas. It's so when they eat their fried cat chow mien they can pretend it's dead Christian babies.

[BelieverInGod]

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Isn't that the Jew thing? To eat Chinese on Christmas?

Does this prove that she's another Jew lawyer?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Isn't that the Jew thing? To eat Chinese on Christmas?

Does this prove that she's another Jew lawyer?

This is actually true. One of my Hebe lawyers who defended me during that ridiculous paternity suit last year, told me that since they don't celebrate Christmas, the only thing for them to eat at is Chinese restaurants, since they are the only restaurants open. Those chinks don't celebrate Christmas either, since they're just a bunch of superstitious fat-man worshippers.

I guess it makes sense if you think about it.

[its_faith]

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I dont think this is one to complain about. If the Jews celebrated Christmas, what would they really be celebrating? Afterall it was they who sent Jesus to die!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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This is actually true. One of my Hebe lawyers who defended me during that ridiculous paternity suit last year, told me that since they don't celebrate Christmas, the only thing for them to eat at is Chinese restaurants, since they are the only restaurants open. Those chinks don't celebrate Christmas either, since they're just a bunch of superstitious fat-man worshippers.

I guess it makes sense if you think about it.

In Freehold, Iowa, there are no Chinese restaurants. I suppose there are folks who would like to have one there, but I have a problem with all of this Jews eating Chinese on Christmas Day because neither is Christian.

There is a reason there are no Chinese restaurants. I do not usually share it, but here it is.

Our Heath Department is charged with inspecting restaurants. They have been instructed to find that Chinese kitchens do not meet the health code. When someone wants to build a Chinese restaurant, every employee of the City tells the propects, "No Chinese restaurant every meets the health code in Freehold."

After they hear this enough times, they go elsewhere.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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"No Chinese restaurant every meets the health code in Freehold."

There are plenty of good reasons for this, of course. Chinese restaurants serve cats, dogs, ferrets, and vermin. Trace and sometimes gross amounts of the feces of those animals can be found in the food as well.

[Jo Freddie]

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I dont think this is one to complain about. If the Jews celebrated Christmas, what would they really be celebrating? Afterall it was they who sent Jesus to die!

According to the KJV1611 Collected Fairy Tales it was a plot by Jesus and his old man to frame the Jews

[Nathaniel Abernathy]

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This soulless lesbian doesn't belong anywhere near a courtroom. It's an abomination to think that a commie dike is going to be taking an oath on the King James Bible! With any luck, the hand she uses for defiling her "partner's" womanhood will burn up in proximity to His Word.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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This soulless lesbian doesn't belong anywhere near a courtroom. It's an abomination to think that a commie dike is going to be taking an oath on the King James Bible! With any luck, the hand she uses for defiling her "partner's" womanhood will burn up in proximity to His Word.

You are quite right in noting her hand would be incinerated if it contacted an actual King James Bible.

That's why the one world government agents always substitute an imitation bible (SHOCKING THOUGHT, AIN'T IT!!) so there are no fireworks during the ceremony.