[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pagans attacking Columbus Day

You're free to take Alberta...it'll just mean less Jaydee Bixby-esq people on Canadian Idol .Enjoy toxic Little Fish Lake, snow in May, and mosquitoes!

The problem is that we don't particularly want Alberta or any other of the homer Canuckistani provinces. Canada is the North American Somalia and we try to ignore it as much as possible.