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  • Colbert Mcpherson
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    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 91
    #16
    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

    Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
    WHY !!!!!

    This looks like that foul pervert is attempting fellatio on himself!
    Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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      • AtheistPride
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        • Jul 2010
        • 4
        #17
        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

        you people are retarded. and you think that catholics are a false religion? considering modern christianity came from Catholicism. dumbfucks.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337
            #18
            Re: Yoga is Satanic!

            @AtheistPride:
            Why are you proud of being an atheist? You should be ashamed of that. You are ignorant of God, while other people know there is a God. Why would you be proud of being ignorant?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • AtheistPride
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                • Jul 2010
                • 4
                #19
                Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #20
                    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                    Originally posted by AtheistPride View Post
                    I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
                    Them's some fantastic rhetorical skills you learned at that college. I bet they're glowing with pride to have you as an alumnus.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070
                        #21
                        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                        Originally posted by AtheistPride View Post
                        I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
                        I think you meant to say you have a Masters Degrees in Bad Manners, Swearing and abusing people.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337
                            #22
                            Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                            Originally posted by AtheistPride View Post
                            I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
                            Consciousness that you are ignorant is the first step to knowledge. So it looks like you're not just ignorant. You're completely ignorant. It's even worse than I thought.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12446
                                #23
                                Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                Originally posted by AtheistPride View Post
                                I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
                                If you happen to be free at 7 PM Thursdays, we have an anger management class at Landover Baptist.

                                Just thought you might want to know.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                  • WinnerNotSinner
                                    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 951
                                    #24
                                    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                    Originally posted by AtheistPride View Post
                                    I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
                                    You seem to be getting really wound up, lets all try and calm down.

                                    Take some deep breaths and relax. Sometimes I like to take some time out of my day to stretch my body and just loosen myself up; it makes me feel better. Maybe you should start doing this instead of your perverted homersexrual yoga junk.
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                                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                                      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 2241
                                        #25
                                        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                        The homo/yoga connection is undeniable.

                                        These disgusting yoga enema techniques are described at Wikipedia;



                                        Basti is an important part of Shatkarma (sometimes known as Shatkriya), the yogic system of body cleansing techniques. It is intended mainly to the cleaning of the lower abdomen, especially the colon. Both the Hatha Yoga Pradipika and other sources usually attribute to it many beneficial effects. There are basically two techniques to perform Basti:
                                        • Sthala basti (aka Sushka basti or Vata basti), cleans the colon by sucking air into the body without the help of any external aid in the form of a catheter or tube.
                                        • Jala basti (aka 'Vati basti') cleans the colon by sucking water into the anus. It is allowed the use of a catheter tube





                                        Shocking to imagine, but yoga schools teach and demonstrate these abominations. Yoga adherents are actually taught to stimulate, inflate, irrigate, and diddle with their anuses and rectums! This is how Satan subverts the normality of these befuddle liberal yoga experimenters and brings them into his shadowy homosexual world.




                                        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                                          • odin=satan4evar
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                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 45
                                            #26
                                            Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                            yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese

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                                              • Dirk
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 1425
                                                #27
                                                Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                                Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                                                yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese
                                                And Chinese are Satanic, so what's your aim with the post?

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                                                  • odin=satan4evar
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                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 45
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                                    sorry brother i didn't know please forgive me i'm trying to be a good man and christian, but it's hard when god hates the countrye you are born in, the countrye you love by all your heart

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                                                      • Brother Alex
                                                        True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
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                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 860
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                                        Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                                                        yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese
                                                        Yoga isn't Chinese, you idiot. It is a satanic invention of Indian hindaloos. For more information why God hates India: Click Here!
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                                                        8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                                                         The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                                                        (Psalm 9:17)

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                                                          • BelieverInGod
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                                                            • Feb 2010
                                                            • 9269
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Yoga is Satanic!

                                                            Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                                                            yoga aint satanic... yoga is chinese
                                                            Yoga is from India, with your vast knowledge of Yoga, we're supposed to take your word for it that it's not satanic?
                                                            Drama queen

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