How do you find an atheist?

[ProfessorDeven-MD]

Being a doctor, I run into so many diversified groups of people it's crazy. I have my particular means to spot atheist-scum and the like, but I want to hear from others on their dealings with these heretics and unGODly beasts.

Has anyone met an atheist?
What were they like?
Did they respect your superior beliefs?
Did they stupidly and vainly try to 'convert' you?
Had they actually read the bible? (KJV, of course)
What are things you look for that give people away as being atheist-scum?

Thankyou and GODbless, Dr. D

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Being a doctor, I run into so many diversified groups of people it's crazy. I have my particular means to spot atheist-scum and the like, but I want to hear from others on their dealings with these heretics and unGODly beasts.

Has anyone met an atheist?
What were they like?
Did they respect your superior beliefs?
Did they stupidly and vainly try to 'convert' you?
Had they actually read the bible? (KJV, of course)
What are things you look for that give people away as being atheist-scum?

Thankyou and GODbless, Dr. D

Being a Doctor you should be well acquainted with reading and following direction too. It is usual to make an introduction when beginning here, we even have a forum just for that purpose.This will take you right there.

Make an Introduction for yourself.

there is also recommended reading which many find interesting and might stop another faux pax on your part, let me show you the way .

Noobs read this.

Your rights are listed here.
Can't wait to hear all about you in your introduction, could you share your favorite scripture verse with us? Also I always enjoy hear about your Baptism will you share the story with me, please?

[GOD=life]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Has anyone met an atheist?

Not in person (maybe they hide it out of shame), but they often come to this forum. Funny thing is: about half of "atheists" leave as prospective Christians

What were they like?

Confused, angry, bitter. Pretty much what you'd expect from someone without God in his life.

Did they respect your superior beliefs?

Yes and no. Even if they claim to be respectful, you can always sense the attitude that we need to be converted to their lifestyle. They want to validate themselves or something by bashing True Christians™.

Did they stupidly and vainly try to 'convert' you?

Yes. But by patient teaching them about Jesus Christ, they often end up converted to True Christianity™ themselves.

Ironically, it's the false Christians who are hardest to convert. They believe that they don't even need to read or quote from the Bible.

Had they actually read the bible? (KJV, of course)

No, but neither have most false Christians.

What are things you look for that give people away as being atheist-scum?

Not capitalizing references to God, including the word "Bible".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

I don't believe in atheists!

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Easiest way to find an atheist is at a hospital. They are the ones making panicked prayers to God, in an feeble attempt to repent for their sins. Those that lay there with a big smile are Christians.

Those deathbed repenting are cause for great laughter by Jesus. God has already punched the ticket for the Hell Train by that point.

[ProfessorDeven-MD]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Thankyou! I was sure I'd forgotten something. I posted my Introduction before I read this, however, so it is sadly absent of my story of baptism and my favorite verse.

As far as my baptism, I was baptised shortly after birth, and don't remember much of the event.

My favorite verse is undoubtedly Ecclesiastes 3
1To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; 8A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

It may be cliched, but it always gives me hope in my struggles in life.

I would hope that my answers are what you are looking for. I would hate to confuse or offend anyone. I shall try not to make another faux pax.

GODbless Dr. D

[ProfessorDeven-MD]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Do you enjoy thinking that any of GOD's children should burn in eternal fire? GOD loves all of his children, and it causes Him great sadness to lose them. You seem to be full of much hate, and GOD tells us to Love thy neighbour.

[Wide-Open]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

As far as my baptism, I was baptised shortly after birth, and don't remember much of the event.

Friend, Doc, woman... so you never were truly Baptized in the first place. This sounds like what the Cathlycks do: take infant, pour bucket of water over the head, hope you miss the fontanelle, read some mumbo jumbo from a false Bible (preferably with a very bored voice), and Bob's yer uncle.

It doesn't work like that, I'm afraid.

Only adults can truly seek Salvation(TM) through Baptism.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

Who is my neighbor? Back up your answer with Scripture.

[GOD=life]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

I would hate to confuse or offend anyone. I shall try not to make another faux pax.

Right. And that's why your very next message is this:

Do you enjoy thinking that any of GOD's children should burn in eternal fire? GOD loves all of his children, and it causes Him great sadness to lose them. You seem to be full of much hate, and GOD tells us to Love thy neighbour.

Pardon?!?!?

Who are YOU to preach God's Word to anyone??

You sound exactly like the multitudes of other imbeciles who think that the Bible consists of only 5 pages of pre-selected narrative. Of course fully taking into account the fragile feelings of the ever-angry atheists. Yep, THAT will bring us in good grace with God. Let's just SPIT on His Word to avoid persecution.

Looks like we found our atheist scum, haven't we, "doctor"?

If you're going to pretend to be Christian, then at least try to keep it up for more than 2 posts. Now an imbecile. And not an original one at that.

[ProfessorDeven-MD]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

I meant as a child, certainly. I was 5.
I have not thought of receiving an adult Baptism... could you provide me with information on the subject?

GODbless and thankyou, Dr. D

[ProfessorDeven-MD]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

You sound exactly like the multitudes of other imbeciles who think that the Bible consists of only 5 pages of pre-selected narrative. Of course fully taking into account the fragile feelings of the ever-angry atheists. Yep, THAT will bring us in good grace with God. Let's just SPIT on His Word to avoid persecution.

Looks like we found our atheist scum, haven't we, "doctor"?

If you're going to pretend to be Christian, then at least try to keep it up for more than 2 posts. Now an imbecile. And not an original one at that.

You may choose to read further into my words than I meant, and that is your choice. I am an educated Christian woman, and I dare you to prove otherwise.

AND, if you go around assuming everyone is an atheist-scum-spy, why are there so many here sporting "TrueChristian" logos? Even the person claiming to be "Jesus" on this forum has that, along with nothing more than a "Best Mullet" award.

Thankyou, sir, and GODbless, Dr. D

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

As far as my baptism, I was baptised shortly after birth, and don't remember much of the event.

I meant as a child, certainly. I was 5.
I have not thought of receiving an adult Baptism... could you provide me with information on the subject?

If you want us to believe your story, you should get it straight.

[GOD=life]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

I am an educated Christian woman, and I dare you to prove otherwise.

Please shut your big mouth, wench! How DARE you speak to a man in such an uppity fashion?!

You want proof? Here's your proof:

1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Corinthians
11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
11:8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

You are most definitely NOT a Christian AND a woman, "doctor".

AND, if you go around assuming everyone is an atheist-scum-spy, why are there so many here sporting "TrueChristian" logos?

Don't get fresh with me, wench. You come barging in here without even making a formal introduction or telling us what your favorite pie is. And yet, you think you can teach when you're barred to do so. It's disgusting.

Where is your husband in all of this?? Do you even have a husband?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: How do you find an atheist?

this athiest scum has shown her true colors on her introduction page, she was here to tempt people away from the Word of our Savior. Beware any advice she offered anyone as they came from the depths of a dark twisted soul.